Name: The Colbert Nation
Leader: Stephen Colbert as Head of State, George Merika Lincoln Rasbip as head of government.
Flag: It's too truthy to be directly posted on this page.
Composed of: A small area of Hell
Language(s): American, various Hell languages.
Description: Once a tiny backwater agrarian nation with a fairly decent potential for tourist activites like camping and hiking (though demons didn't do such things in the days of Azazel's reign), few people paid attention to the Principality of Vishbob, except to possibly poke fun at their odd ancient prophecy. A few human hotels opened up in the country, hoping to get prime real estate before the human populace at large discovered the great scenery and rushed into the country, though otherwise investment from Earth was nothing significant. But that all changed one morning after a small group of American explorers began hanging around the capital, Pawkwindin, intending to explore the nearby majestic purple mountains. The humans had rushed out of their hotel room in the morning, leaving Comedy Central playing when the demon maid, Alacybo came in to clean the room. And she saw something she would have never believed. As the opening credits began rolling on a human television program, a man jumped to the ground, bearing a flag, passing by words like star-spangled and truthy. And as the old woman continued watching she remembered a story she had been told as a child:
"Yea, and there shall come one of righteous truth, bearing truth in his arms, and his chest, and his wise eyes, and his great hair, and he shall proclaim all manner of truthiness and gloriousness of the glorious land. He shall soar on the truthy wings of a righteous bird, slaying his foes with flaming bolts of glory, and shall warn of various threats in a numerical, descending fashion, especially godless furry killing machines that slaughter salmon and are verily addicted upon jet fuel, even unto huffing and passing out. Yea, and the Truthy One shall bear sweet nourishment, like unto a dream filled with many sweet foods filled inside another sweet food."
Alacybo immediately knew Stephen Colbert fit the prophecy perfectly. She ran out in the streets telling the rest of her people what they saw, and soon their entire country was frantically trying to acquire enough televisions or computers to watch the Glorious Truthy One Himself. Vishbob scrapped their previous government system that they had used for thousands of years overnight, copying every method of government from the U.S.A, though with the difference of proclaiming Stephen Colbert President for Eternity. American flags and murals of Stephen Colbert punching communist bears can be seen on every street in the nation.
Characters from here: None
Changes since magic was revealed: The whole "The messiah we've been awaiting for centuries is on TV" thing.
Leader: Stephen Colbert as Head of State, George Merika Lincoln Rasbip as head of government.
Flag: It's too truthy to be directly posted on this page.
Composed of: A small area of Hell
Language(s): American, various Hell languages.
Description: Once a tiny backwater agrarian nation with a fairly decent potential for tourist activites like camping and hiking (though demons didn't do such things in the days of Azazel's reign), few people paid attention to the Principality of Vishbob, except to possibly poke fun at their odd ancient prophecy. A few human hotels opened up in the country, hoping to get prime real estate before the human populace at large discovered the great scenery and rushed into the country, though otherwise investment from Earth was nothing significant. But that all changed one morning after a small group of American explorers began hanging around the capital, Pawkwindin, intending to explore the nearby majestic purple mountains. The humans had rushed out of their hotel room in the morning, leaving Comedy Central playing when the demon maid, Alacybo came in to clean the room. And she saw something she would have never believed. As the opening credits began rolling on a human television program, a man jumped to the ground, bearing a flag, passing by words like star-spangled and truthy. And as the old woman continued watching she remembered a story she had been told as a child:
"Yea, and there shall come one of righteous truth, bearing truth in his arms, and his chest, and his wise eyes, and his great hair, and he shall proclaim all manner of truthiness and gloriousness of the glorious land. He shall soar on the truthy wings of a righteous bird, slaying his foes with flaming bolts of glory, and shall warn of various threats in a numerical, descending fashion, especially godless furry killing machines that slaughter salmon and are verily addicted upon jet fuel, even unto huffing and passing out. Yea, and the Truthy One shall bear sweet nourishment, like unto a dream filled with many sweet foods filled inside another sweet food."
Alacybo immediately knew Stephen Colbert fit the prophecy perfectly. She ran out in the streets telling the rest of her people what they saw, and soon their entire country was frantically trying to acquire enough televisions or computers to watch the Glorious Truthy One Himself. Vishbob scrapped their previous government system that they had used for thousands of years overnight, copying every method of government from the U.S.A, though with the difference of proclaiming Stephen Colbert President for Eternity. American flags and murals of Stephen Colbert punching communist bears can be seen on every street in the nation.
Characters from here: None
Changes since magic was revealed: The whole "The messiah we've been awaiting for centuries is on TV" thing.
