Elfen High 2 (OOC 7, Closed, Humans Not Allowed)

[Constaniana]

Well, I assume it goes under "attacking the ideology" and if that wasn't allowed General would disappear.

He says that as if it's a bad thing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh! We were on Colbert!

Yay!

Wait, your family was?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh! We were on Colbert!

Yay!

Wait, your family was?

Well, the city.

My family lives nowhere near any fracking thingies.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Canada
Leader: Stephen Harper (Conservative)
Flag: Google images is failing right now
Composed of: Modern day Canadian borders plus French-speaking land in Hell.
Language(s): English & French (co-official languages), Punjabi (largest minority tongue)
Description: Canada is a liberal nation located above the United States, notable for maple syrup and the linguistic conflicts in the Quebec region, which is also the backbone of the Canadian economy. English Canadians tend to be timid and embarassed about the memory of James Callahan, who had his citizenship stripped. French Canada grew fifty testicles and slapped everyone with them. 58% confess greater fluency in English, the rest state greater fluency in French, which grew in popularity since Quebec's economy rapidly grew and Toronto was smashed to pieces.
Characters from here: Alexander Horn, William Shatner, James Callahan (had citizenship stripped)
Changes since magic was revealed: Canada felt embarassed on a national scale due to James Callahan, trying to wipe any evidence he came from their nation. They also discovered some hugely useful magic crystals in the Quebec snow, kickstarting their economy. Toronto took heavy damage in the Abrahamic War, severely impacting the Ontarian economy. Canada then underwent a general shift from English to French.


Name: Australia
Leader: Erin Kita (Kindness Party)
Flag: Google images failed again
Composed of: Modern day Australia
Language(s): Supposedly English
Description: Nothing bad happened to Australia out of sheer terror. It continues doing much the same as modern day.
Characters from here: None I can recall.
Changes since magic was revealed: Australian wizards are feared throughout the world and the country has entered a golden age under PM Kita.

[Agritum]

Name: Canada
Leader: Stephen Harper (Conservative)
Flag: Google images is failing right now
Composed of: Modern day Canadian borders plus French-speaking land in Hell.
Language(s): English & French (co-official languages), Punjabi (largest minority tongue)
Description: Canada is a liberal nation located above the United States, notable for maple syrup and the linguistic conflicts in the Quebec region, which is also the backbone of the Canadian economy. English Canadians tend to be timid and embarassed about the memory of James Callahan, who had his citizenship stripped. French Canada grew fifty testicles and slapped everyone with them. 58% confess greater fluency in English, the rest state greater fluency in French, which grew in popularity since Quebec's economy rapidly grew and Toronto was smashed to pieces.
Characters from here: Alexander Horn, William Shatner, James Callahan (had citizenship stripped)
Changes since magic was revealed: Canada felt embarassed on a national scale due to James Callahan, trying to wipe any evidence he came from their nation. They also discovered some hugely useful magic crystals in the Quebec snow, kickstarting their economy. Toronto took heavy damage in the Abrahamic War, severely impacting the Ontarian economy. Canada then underwent a general shift from English to French.


Name: Australia
Leader: Erin Kita (Kindness Party)
Flag: Google images failed again
Composed of: Modern day Australia
Language(s): Supposedly English
Description: Nothing bad happened to Australia out of sheer terror. It continues doing much the same as modern day.
Characters from here: None I can recall.
Changes since magic was revealed: Australian wizards are feared throughout the world and the country has entered a golden age under PM Kita.

Holy fuck, Harper is /still/ there?

Poor Canada.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Canada
Leader: Stephen Harper (Conservative)
Flag: Google images is failing right now
Composed of: Modern day Canadian borders plus French-speaking land in Hell.
Language(s): English & French (co-official languages), Punjabi (largest minority tongue)
Description: Canada is a liberal nation located above the United States, notable for maple syrup and the linguistic conflicts in the Quebec region, which is also the backbone of the Canadian economy. English Canadians tend to be timid and embarassed about the memory of James Callahan, who had his citizenship stripped. French Canada grew fifty testicles and slapped everyone with them. 58% confess greater fluency in English, the rest state greater fluency in French, which grew in popularity since Quebec's economy rapidly grew and Toronto was smashed to pieces.
Characters from here: Alexander Horn, William Shatner, James Callahan (had citizenship stripped)
Changes since magic was revealed: Canada felt embarassed on a national scale due to James Callahan, trying to wipe any evidence he came from their nation. They also discovered some hugely useful magic crystals in the Quebec snow, kickstarting their economy. Toronto took heavy damage in the Abrahamic War, severely impacting the Ontarian economy. Canada then underwent a general shift from English to French.


Name: Australia
Leader: Erin Kita (Kindness Party)
Flag: Google images failed again
Composed of: Modern day Australia
Language(s): Supposedly English
Description: Nothing bad happened to Australia out of sheer terror. It continues doing much the same as modern day.
Characters from here: None I can recall.
Changes since magic was revealed: Australian wizards are feared throughout the world and the country has entered a golden age under PM Kita.

Holy fuck, Harper is /still/ there?

Poor Canada.

I did that solely because I knew how unpopular he was.

[Agritum]

Holy fuck, Harper is /still/ there?

Poor Canada.

I did that solely because I knew how unpopular he was.

The damn man thinks that Canada was founded as a Christian nation.

He's basically Canuck Bush.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I did that solely because I knew how unpopular he was.

The damn man thinks that Canada was founded as a Christian nation.

He's basically Canuck Bush.

Precisely.

[Agritum]

The damn man thinks that Canada was founded as a Christian nation.

He's basically Canuck Bush.

Precisely.

However, Nightkill, promise me something:

Jack Layton's spirit will rise from Hell, kill Harper two times and create a liberal dictatorship under the helm of the NDP.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Precisely.

However, Nightkill, promise me something:

Jack Layton's spirit will rise from Hell, kill Harper two times and create a liberal dictatorship under the helm of the NDP.

Because Egypt shows us how well liberal coups go.

[Agritum]

However, Nightkill, promise me something:

Jack Layton's spirit will rise from Hell, kill Harper two times and create a liberal dictatorship under the helm of the NDP.

Because Egypt shows us how well liberal coups go.

But Jack Layton is Jack Layton.

The man was a saint, really.

(also, I really wouldn't call the military coup in Egypt "liberal". Secular, maybe.)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because Egypt shows us how well liberal coups go.

But Jack Layton is Jack Layton.

The man was a saint, really.

(also, I really wouldn't call the military coup in Egypt "liberal". Secular, maybe.)

Not necessarily- it may not be liberal by your standards, but it is by the standards of the Egyptians.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/19/opinion/y ... l-upheaval

Bassem gives a good article.

[Nude East Ireland]

Name: Republic of Ireland
Leader: Taoiseach Kevin Mac O'Brien Boru Cuinn
Flag:

Composed of: Present-day Ireland, a well-sized Irish colony in Hell, and claims on Northern Ireland.
Language(s): Irish, English
Description: An island-nation which gained independence over 100 year ago. It is a rising star internationally, especially within the EU.
Characters from here: N/A
Changes since magic was revealed: Ireland became a haven for magic-users and other creatures, mostly due to the fact that the Irish pantheon isn't very picky. The IRA has a Magic Corps, because when wizards are around you might want them on your side. The country is generally more accepting of magic-users and other creatures, and is always happy to see the UK get screwed over. Ireland is home to another respected magic school, Faerie University; though it is endorsed and regulated by the state, and far less powerful than its British counterpart.

[Agritum]

But Jack Layton is Jack Layton.

The man was a saint, really.

(also, I really wouldn't call the military coup in Egypt "liberal". Secular, maybe.)

Not necessarily- it may not be liberal by your standards, but it is by the standards of the Egyptians.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/19/opinion/y ... l-upheaval

Bassem gives a good article.

Cani already gave a pretty nice overview of it on another place, so yeah, I can get the reasoning, given Egypt's background.

However, I don't fucking dare to imagine what the Egyptians would consider authoritarian, in comparison.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Not necessarily- it may not be liberal by your standards, but it is by the standards of the Egyptians.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/19/opinion/y ... l-upheaval

Bassem gives a good article.

Cani already gave a pretty nice overview of it on another place, so yeah, I can get the reasoning, given Egypt's background.

However, I don't fucking dare to imagine what the Egyptians would consider authoritarian, in comparison.

Liberal and authoritarian are not mutually exclusive.

[Agritum]

Cani already gave a pretty nice overview of it on another place, so yeah, I can get the reasoning, given Egypt's background.

However, I don't fucking dare to imagine what the Egyptians would consider authoritarian, in comparison.

Liberal and authoritarian are not mutually exclusive.

Well, indeed. Hungary is a perfect example.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Republic of Ireland
Leader: Taoiseach Kevin Mac O'Brien Boru Cuinn
Flag:

(Image)

Composed of: Present-day Ireland, a well-sized Irish colony in Hell, and claims on Northern Ireland.
Language(s): Irish, English
Description: An island-nation which gained independence over 100 year ago. It is a rising star internationally, especially within the EU.
Characters from here: N/A
Changes since magic was revealed: Ireland became a haven for magic-users and other creatures, mostly due to the fact that the Irish pantheon isn't very picky. The IRA has a Magic Corps, because when wizards are around you might want them on your side. The country is generally more accepting of magic-users and other creatures, and is always happy to see the UK get screwed over. Ireland is home to another respected magic school, Faerie University; though it is endorsed and regulated by the state, and far less powerful than its British counterpart.

Approved.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Many of the nations there have conservative governments because military expansion and maintance is a big deal in EH.

[Agritum]

Many of the nations there have conservative governments because military expansion and maintance is a big deal in EH.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt was by no means a conservative, but he was definitely not an isolationist.

He loved dem tanks rollin'.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Many of the nations there have conservative governments because military expansion and maintance is a big deal in EH.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt was by no means a conservative, but he was definitely not an isolationist.

He loved dem tanks rollin'.

Also, conservative means not changing the status quo.

We don't see much in EH itself, but the world is massively racist to the supernatural world. Such a climate is ripe for conservative forces.

[Agritum]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt was by no means a conservative, but he was definitely not an isolationist.

He loved dem tanks rollin'.

Also, conservative means not changing the status quo.

We don't see much in EH itself, but the world is massively racist to the supernatural world. Such a climate is ripe for conservative forces.

....I know, Night.

I am a Generalite, afterall.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Also, conservative means not changing the status quo.

We don't see much in EH itself, but the world is massively racist to the supernatural world. Such a climate is ripe for conservative forces.

....I know, Night.

I am a Generalite, afterall.

You should stop being that. P2TM is far better.

[Agritum]

....I know, Night.

I am a Generalite, afterall.

You should stop being that. P2TM is far better.

P2TM is where I show my loving and creative side.

General is where I let out the inner political beast.

[Astrolinium]

....I know, Night.

I am a Generalite, afterall.

You should stop being that. P2TM is far better.

General is where boys go to become significantly more cynical boys.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You should stop being that. P2TM is far better.

General is where boys go to become significantly more cynical boys.

And when you consider how cynical EH is...