Middle-Earth RP (OOC/Closed)

[Liecthenbourg]

Fixed it

Ah I forget that. Thank you Mouth of Sauron. Fancy a spot of Gondor golf in Umber later?

Gondor Golf? Does that involve knocking Gondorian heads into holes?

[Valentir]

No, I don't. I know that dwarves have limits. And they are fewer in number than they were in their glory days. I also know that dwarves are stubborn, arrogant, and ignorant. And why do you make your own faces? Use the smilies instead.

I'm used to make a smilie without first hitting spacebar so... And yes Dwarves have limits and had their glory days, so does Mordor...

Mordor has the one ring. Mordor cannot be defeated unless Sauron is. And the Free peoples would have to Siege Barad-Dur to do it. And they no don't have the numbers to breach Mordor.

[Valentir]

Ah I forget that. Thank you Mouth of Sauron. Fancy a spot of Gondor golf in Umber later?

Gondor Golf? Does that involve knocking Gondorian heads into holes?

How did you know? Yes it does. I'm going to be piling their heads and using them for sport! OHH! MAYBE GONDOR TENNIS!

[Liecthenbourg]

Gondor Golf? Does that involve knocking Gondorian heads into holes?

How did you know? Yes it does. I'm going to be piling their heads and using them for sport! OHH! MAYBE GONDOR TENNIS!

Gondor Bowling.

[Danhanjeedh]

I'm used to make a smilie without first hitting spacebar so... And yes Dwarves have limits and had their glory days, so does Mordor...

Mordor has the one ring. Mordor cannot be defeated unless Sauron is. And the Free peoples would have to Siege Barad-Dur to do it. And they no don't have the numbers to breach Mordor.

Did frodo laid siege? didn't think so;)

[Valentir]

Fine, they won't be sent.

I read on the wiki that in Far Harad there are half trolls dwelling there, and since Ugnutz is encouraging troll nationalism by migrating to a new, much bigger realm, i was wondering if perhaps some Half-trolls could make the journey to the new troll nation? Like they could be my footsoldiers since orks are too OP to have as regular forces.

Yes, I have Half trolls. And they are one of my unique and best units so none can be sent right now. Maybe later, and later when I send them I expect something in return.......

How did you know? Yes it does. I'm going to be piling their heads and using them for sport! OHH! MAYBE GONDOR TENNIS!

Gondor Bowling.

[Elerian]

All good people I sent you an offer for an alliance

[Valentir]

Mordor has the one ring. Mordor cannot be defeated unless Sauron is. And the Free peoples would have to Siege Barad-Dur to do it. And they no don't have the numbers to breach Mordor.

Did frodo laid siege? didn't think so;)

That is an invalid point seeing as he doesn't have the fucking ring this time does he?

[Liberated Counties]

I read on the wiki that in Far Harad there are half trolls dwelling there, and since Ugnutz is encouraging troll nationalism by migrating to a new, much bigger realm, i was wondering if perhaps some Half-trolls could make the journey to the new troll nation? Like they could be my footsoldiers since orks are too OP to have as regular forces.

Yes, I have Half trolls. And they are one of my unique and best units so none can be sent right now. Maybe later, and later when I send them I expect something in return.......

Gondor Bowling.

The last bit made the deal sound too shady for my liking

Leich, Can Mouth of Sauron hook me up with some Orc pits?

[Valentir]

Yes, I have Half trolls. And they are one of my unique and best units so none can be sent right now. Maybe later, and later when I send them I expect something in return.......

The last bit made the deal sound too shady for my liking

Leich, Can Mouth of Sauron hook me up with some Orc pits?

Okay then. No Half trolls for you.

[Liberated Counties]

The last bit made the deal sound too shady for my liking

Leich, Can Mouth of Sauron hook me up with some Orc pits?

Okay then. No Half trolls for you.

Depends, what do you want in return?

[Liecthenbourg]

Yes, I have Half trolls. And they are one of my unique and best units so none can be sent right now. Maybe later, and later when I send them I expect something in return.......

The last bit made the deal sound too shady for my liking

Leich, Can Mouth of Sauron hook me up with some Orc pits?

Perhaps in the near future. At the moment I am leading a Mordorian force to aid the Easterlings in the North.

[Valentir]

Okay then. No Half trolls for you.

Depends, what do you want in return?

Well lets see, I want troll labourers and I want Olog-Hai warriors.

[Liberated Counties]

The last bit made the deal sound too shady for my liking

Leich, Can Mouth of Sauron hook me up with some Orc pits?

Perhaps in the near future. At the moment I am leading a Mordorian force to aid the Easterlings in the North.

I can send 50 of my main army to assist in return for orc pits?

Val, as much as i like you as a person as well as an RP'er i cant give my single most powerful units away

[Valentir]

Perhaps in the near future. At the moment I am leading a Mordorian force to aid the Easterlings in the North.

I can send 50 of my main army to assist in return for orc pits?

Val, as much as i like you as a person as well as an RP'er i cant give my single most powerful units away

Okay. That is fine. Hmm, would you mine gold and cut down trees for me?

[Liberated Counties]

I can send 50 of my main army to assist in return for orc pits?

Val, as much as i like you as a person as well as an RP'er i cant give my single most powerful units away

Okay. That is fine. Hmm, would you mine gold and cut down trees for me?

Troll labourers could pretty much level a forest for you within the year

[Valentir]

Okay. That is fine. Hmm, would you mine gold and cut down trees for me?

Troll labourers could pretty much level a forest for you within the year

Oh. Okay, mine minerals for me and cut down the forests in Ithilien and I'll send you 60% of the Half-Troll population so long as I can still breed them myself.

[Epraria]

Okay. That is fine. Hmm, would you mine gold and cut down trees for me?

Troll labourers could pretty much level a forest for you within the year

Should be esiar than having a few hundred orcs dot it.

[Liberated Counties]

Troll labourers could pretty much level a forest for you within the year

Oh. Okay, mine minerals for me and cut down the forests in Ithilien and I'll send you 60% of the Half-Troll population so long as I can still breed them myself.

according to the wiki i could've just orchestrated an orc-troll orgy and got them that way, but i'll agree to your deal anyway. As soon as i've secured my dominance in the Brownlands, i'll start leveling forests, and in regards to mining minerals, i don't think trolls could get it done as fast as 10,000 orcs could, but im pretty sure we could haul tonnes of the stuff in excelllent time.

[Valentir]

Oh. Okay, mine minerals for me and cut down the forests in Ithilien and I'll send you 60% of the Half-Troll population so long as I can still breed them myself.

according to the wiki i could've just orchestrated an orc-troll orgy and got them that way, but i'll agree to your deal anyway. As soon as i've secured my dominance in the Brownlands, i'll start leveling forests, and in regards to mining minerals, i don't think trolls could get it done as fast as 10,000 orcs could, but im pretty sure we could haul tonnes of the stuff in excelllent time.

Okay. Its a deal. And perhaps we could set up an official alliance and trade agreement?

[Valentir]

Why is Lord of the Rings so badass? And why are all of the people that worked on it badass? Especially Christopher Lee.

[Liecthenbourg]

according to the wiki i could've just orchestrated an orc-troll orgy and got them that way, but i'll agree to your deal anyway. As soon as i've secured my dominance in the Brownlands, i'll start leveling forests, and in regards to mining minerals, i don't think trolls could get it done as fast as 10,000 orcs could, but im pretty sure we could haul tonnes of the stuff in excelllent time.

Okay. Its a deal. And perhaps we could set up an official alliance and trade agreement?

He is a General of Mordor, if I recall. Technically speaking you are allied to him

[Valentir]

Okay. Its a deal. And perhaps we could set up an official alliance and trade agreement?

He is a General of Mordor, if I recall. Technically speaking you are allied to him

Oh. Okay.

[Frozen]

because it is perhaps the greatest carfted world in fantasy history.
With a history that is so fantastic yet realistic in a beautifully surreal way.
Each race has their own unique personliaty and history steeped in tradition and hardship.

As for the people working on it? because they worked on LOTR!

[Liberated Counties]

according to the wiki i could've just orchestrated an orc-troll orgy and got them that way, but i'll agree to your deal anyway. As soon as i've secured my dominance in the Brownlands, i'll start leveling forests, and in regards to mining minerals, i don't think trolls could get it done as fast as 10,000 orcs could, but im pretty sure we could haul tonnes of the stuff in excelllent time.

Okay. Its a deal. And perhaps we could set up an official alliance and trade agreement?

if you could perhaps send an initial amount of 10,000 we could get to mining almost straight away.