Personification Life Signup and Planning (OOC, Part V)

[Individuality-ness]

Goodnight everyone! I am not a crook; I was born to sing!

Good night.

I feel like PL's mostly absent godmother.

[Giovenith]

What scares me about that is thinking how 50SOG started out as a fanfiction, and then I thought about PL having fanfiction, and then I remembered all the bad fanfiction I've ever read, and then I started crying, and then I remembered Cupcakes, and then I started crying blood, and then I remembered My Immortal, so I stopped...

What's "My Immortal?" I've heard of it...

Also, two things:
1.) G'Night, NA!
2.) I'm kinda tempted to actually continue writing as far as that "fade to black" moment goes. Does that make me bad?

"My Immortal," the legendary 'worst fanfic ever.'

2.) No, it makes you a member of the internet.

[Erucia]

What's "My Immortal?" I've heard of it...

Also, two things:
1.) G'Night, NA!
2.) I'm kinda tempted to actually continue writing as far as that "fade to black" moment goes. Does that make me bad?

"My Immortal," the legendary 'worst fanfic ever.'

2.) No, it makes you a member of the internet.

Actually, before I do go: I must ask, what is it about?

[Giovenith]

"My Immortal," the legendary 'worst fanfic ever.'

2.) No, it makes you a member of the internet.

Actually, before I do go: I must ask, what is it about?

It follows... well, no, it doesn't really follow seeing as there is not much of a plot to speak of. Anyway, it involves the biggest Mary Sue on the planet, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a "goth" who is a vampire-wizard hybrid who goes to Hogwarts. Trying to explain any further would cause the site to shut down from sheer stupidity.

[Erucia]

Actually, before I do go: I must ask, what is it about?

It follows... well, no, it doesn't really follow seeing as there is not much of a plot to speak of. Anyway, it involves the biggest Mary Sue on the planet, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a "goth" who is a vampire-wizard hybrid who goes to Hogwarts. Trying to explain any further would cause the site to shut down from sheer stupidity.

I must go look this up and melt my mind. Now then, I bid thee goodnight!

[Individuality-ness]

Actually, before I do go: I must ask, what is it about?

It follows... well, no, it doesn't really follow seeing as there is not much of a plot to speak of. Anyway, it involves the biggest Mary Sue on the planet, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a "goth" who is a vampire-wizard hybrid who goes to Hogwarts. Trying to explain any further would cause the site to shut down from sheer stupidity.

NSG probably crosses this threshold once every two hours, and it's still up. *nod*

[Giovenith]

It follows... well, no, it doesn't really follow seeing as there is not much of a plot to speak of. Anyway, it involves the biggest Mary Sue on the planet, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a "goth" who is a vampire-wizard hybrid who goes to Hogwarts. Trying to explain any further would cause the site to shut down from sheer stupidity.

NSG probably crosses this threshold once every two hours, and it's still up. *nod*

No, I mean, it's really, really bad. I thought people must have been exaggerating about it's stupidity, but it is just THAT bad. NSG stupidity has a... whimsical chaos to it. My Immortal is just a freaky dark juju of it's own unholy breed.

[Individuality-ness]

NSG probably crosses this threshold once every two hours, and it's still up. *nod*

No, I mean, it's really, really bad. I thought people must have been exaggerating about it's stupidity, but it is just THAT bad. NSG stupidity has a... whimsical chaos to it. My Immortal is just a freaky dark juju of it's own unholy breed.

I've got to say, it's probably not as bad as Twilight. Or 50 Shades of Grey. Or is it?

[Giovenith]

No, I mean, it's really, really bad. I thought people must have been exaggerating about it's stupidity, but it is just THAT bad. NSG stupidity has a... whimsical chaos to it. My Immortal is just a freaky dark juju of it's own unholy breed.

I've got to say, it's probably not as bad as Twilight. Or 50 Shades of Grey. Or is it?

Somehow, it manages to be worse.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

“Huh?” I asked.
”Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Draco.

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.

[Individuality-ness]

I've got to say, it's probably not as bad as Twilight. Or 50 Shades of Grey. Or is it?

Somehow, it manages to be worse.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

“Huh?” I asked.
”Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Draco.

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.

[Erucia]

...I know I said I was going to go...but...

Dear God, I read My Immortal. That hurt me.

[Giovenith]

...I know I said I was going to go...but...

Dear God, I read My Immortal. That hurt me.

I tried to read the whole thing once. Swear to god I lost like five IQ points and had impaired speech for a good ten minutes.

Anyway, you know who should go to bed now? Me. G'night!

[Zarkanians]

...I know I said I was going to go...but...

Dear God, I read My Immortal. That hurt me.

I tried to read the whole thing once. Swear to god I lost like five IQ points and had impaired speech for a good ten minutes.

Anyway, you know who should go to bed now? Me. G'night!

There was this poem about sleep, once.

I'm pretty sure it said it was important, but what do poets know?
Um, but good night. =D

[Olthar]

Okay. I swear to you that I will post in the IC sometime. >_>

[New Aksarben]

Okay. I swear to you that I will post in the IC sometime. >_>

Well... you could do that right now.....

[Olthar]

Okay. I swear to you that I will post in the IC sometime. >_>

Well... you could do that right now.....

I'm going to be leaving later to watch a movie with my dad.

[New Aksarben]

Well... you could do that right now.....

I'm going to be leaving later to watch a movie with my dad.

Ah..... You could post after that.... *shrug* whenever you have free time....

[Olthar]

I'm going to be leaving later to watch a movie with my dad.

Ah..... You could post after that.... *shrug* whenever you have free time....

There won't be a lot of time after.

[New Aksarben]

Ah..... You could post after that.... *shrug* whenever you have free time....

There won't be a lot of time after.

Just whenever you can.... I guess....

[Cerillium]

@Olthar - post when you can. We're laid back around here.


And Gio......... I was cruising along, minding my own business, reading what you posted. Got to ”Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail and spat coffee on my screen.

WTF is that shit?! There's only one course of action.


Thanks to everyone who sent Cheri's character tab. Appreciate it!

Driving back to the States in a few hours. Should be back here by late evening.

[Olthar]

We're talking about My Immortal? I love that story! It is so damn hilarious!

[Zarkanians]

Not all fanfiction is bad... =( *Self-serving post die to having written fanfiction in the past* *Dies of sadness and also having a spear through his chest and ankle* *One each, not the same spear* *If that makes sense*
*Walks out of the fridge* *Picks up the corpse and puts it in the freezer so he can donate it to sciencs later* *Uses metaphysics powers to make the Baked Alaska components he has completed exist here and stadts finishing them off*

*Realizes this is all irrelevant* *Stops*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

If pl ever gets a fan fiction as messed up as the ones I've seen or bad as the one giov mention, I would wonder why the human race even survived this long

[Zarkanians]

If pl ever gets a fan fiction as messed up as the ones I've seen or bad as the one giov mention, I would wonder why the human race even survived this long

*Raises hand*
When a mommy human and a daddy human love each other very much...

[New Aksarben]

If pl ever gets a fan fiction as messed up as the ones I've seen or bad as the one giov mention, I would wonder why the human race even survived this long

..... It depends on the kind of fanfiction.... some are innocent you know..

@Zark