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by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:00 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:05 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Corvus Metallum » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:57 am
Constaniana wrote:
Back in the barroom, beads of sweat began accumulating on Barabak's forehead as he felt the cold metal of Korin's knife pressed to his throat. The Watchtower cultist was genuinely fearing for his life by this point. He knew the townspeople had taken a disliking to him after the events of the Market Square earlier in the day, but this was going far beyond that. As he looked at blade and the young man holding it, he caught a glimpse of a person matching the description Celteki had given. "Sir! The door there!" He croaked, pointing the direction he had seen blonde hair.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:16 am
by Neo Arcad » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:08 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Constaniana » Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:51 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:13 pm
by Constaniana » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:33 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:18 pm
by Neo Arcad » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:14 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Constaniana » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:21 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Corvus Metallum » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:35 pm
Constaniana wrote:Berike nodded, walking into a small office behind the counter and returning a few moments later with two brass keys and handing them to Natalie and Tristan.
"The rooms are upstairs, and the numbers for the rooms are on the keys. I'll bring some food up to your room in a bit," the innkeeper said, before speaking to Korin. "You there, lad. Are you going to be getting something to eat? Shouldn't you be getting home by now, anyway? It's not too late, mind you, but when I was your age I didn't stay out at this hour in bars," the man said, filling a mug for one of the customers.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:59 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:34 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Corvus Metallum » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:16 pm
by Olthar » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:21 pm
Constaniana wrote:As Blue walked beside the river there were a few bubbling sounds, before a young woman leaped out of the water, shaking her light blue hair a bit before smiling at the slime girl.
"Hello there, Blue. Lovely river they have here, isn't it? So nice and clear, even with this city right next to it. I wish they were as good about keeping rivers clean down in the south, especially around Kriegenland. That canal is just sickening at times. But enough of me complaining about the environment. What's someone like you doing here? Normally slime girls don't go near human cities," the stranger asked, cocking her head to one side.
by Agritum » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:13 pm
Constaniana wrote:"Alright, ye can sit at one of the open tables; one of the waitresses will get your order in a wee bit," Berike replied. "You know, that Aldraniri lad looked rather sour about Heilaga being kidnapped. I mean, a lot more than the rest of us, for certain. I just hope the boy doesn't do anything stupid."
Aldraniri awoke later the next morning than he usually did, a result of secretly staying up late through the night, doing one thing: packing his bags. His rucksack had simple things in it; some changes of clothes, a knife, a flask, some loaves of bread, a pouch of jerky, a small pouch of pocket money, a bedroll and a small journal. As he dressed in a light orange jacket and white undershirt he wondered whether this was a wise choice he was making. After all, he could easily leave the search for Heilaga in the hands of the town guards or the Dragoons and continue his life here in Haventown. Why put himself through the dangers of searching through the wilderness for a man who who teleport with ease?
"Because I could never live with the guilt of not even trying to save her. The Dragoons have enough problems with bandits and brigands, and I remember some of the blokes in the Galloping Mare arguing last week about political tensions and whether there would be war with Erisiln or something like that, so I doubt the local soldiers would be willing to search for Heilaga, and it's not like I can hire mercenaries to go after her or something," thought Aldraniri, closing his bag up and slinging the harness over his right shoulder. Donning black trousers and fastening up his pair of boots, the boy walked over to his bedside and knelt down, taking out a cloth bundle. The teenager slowly unwrapped it, revealing an iron sword in a plain brown scabbard. It was the first sword that Aldraniri had made, so he figured it was best to take this one, rather than one of the better ones that Rolphus had crafted. The young man took one last look around his bedroom before sneaking out.
Thankfully Master Jarnsmon was still asleep, as Aldraniri didn't want to face the blacksmith in person. He had left a note on his nightstand, so hopefully the blacksmith wouldn't be too panicked about finding his apprentice gone. Not making a sound, Aldraniri walked out of the smithy, turning left and making his way down the street, trying not to be noticed.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:56 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:00 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Agritum » Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:47 am
by Escalan Corps-Star Island » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:55 am
by Olthar » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:11 am
by Constaniana » Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:40 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by The Inritus Extraho » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:23 pm
by Olthar » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:29 pm
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