Elementals: The Black Beast (Elementals 3 confirmed 2018)

[Olthar]

So if Zark's going to be without a computer for the time being, should I just take over Tristan temporarily and post, or continue waiting?

Yes.

[Constaniana]

So if Zark's going to be without a computer for the time being, should I just take over Tristan temporarily and post, or continue waiting?

Yes.

Solid advice as always.

So if Zark's going to be without a computer for the time being, should I just take over Tristan temporarily and post, or continue waiting?

If it is for the survival of the RP, roll with it.

It's best for moving the boss fight along, which most people are involved in. Olthar, do you have your computer set up yet, or are you still using your phone?

[Olthar]

Yes.

Solid advice as always.

If it is for the survival of the RP, roll with it.

It's best for moving the boss fight along, which most people are involved in. Olthar, do you have your computer set up yet, or are you still using your phone?

I'm still on the phone. I'll tell you when I've got internet on my computer again.

[Constaniana]

Solid advice as always.

It's best for moving the boss fight along, which most people are involved in. Olthar, do you have your computer set up yet, or are you still using your phone?

I'm still on the phone. I'll tell you when I've got internet on my computer again.

Okay.

[Olthar]

So, I was looking around at the various features on my new phone, and I am utterly astonished at how many dating apps are available. There are literally hundreds of them! There sre probably more dating apps than there are single Droid users! How is that in any way helpful?

[Constaniana]

So, I was looking around at the various features on my new phone, and I am utterly astonished at how many dating apps are available. There are literally hundreds of them! There sre probably more dating apps than there are single Droid users! How is that in any way helpful?

Beats me.

[Olthar]

So, I was looking around at the various features on my new phone, and I am utterly astonished at how many dating apps are available. There are literally hundreds of them! There sre probably more dating apps than there are single Droid users! How is that in any way helpful?

Beats me.

Also, text books are fucking expensive. Most were in the $100+ range, and I even found one at $180! Fucking hell!

[Olthar]

From the top listed comics, it seems Droid users really like Deadpool. And yaoi erotica.

[Constaniana]

Beats me.

Also, text books are fucking expensive. Most were in the $100+ range, and I even found one at $180! Fucking hell!

Yep. And the terrible thing is that there's no way of getting the companies to lower their prices. You can't refuse to buy the books, unless you want to fail the class you're getting it for.

[Neo Arcad]

Beats me.

Also, text books are fucking expensive. Most were in the $100+ range, and I even found one at $180! Fucking hell!

I had really cheap books this semester, and they were STILL over 200 bucks. I think that speaks volumes in and of itself.

[Olthar]

So, I downloaded this chess game, but I swear the AI just has no will to live.

[Constaniana]

Liiiiiiiiiiive!

[Constaniana]

So, I downloaded this chess game, but I swear the AI just has no will to live.

They tend to be like that, though my chess app has a difficulty settings.

[Olthar]

So, I downloaded this chess game, but I swear the AI just has no will to live.

They tend to be like that, though my chess app has a difficulty settings.

It's weird. The AI will be perfectly fine, and then suddenly the queen runs straight into my knight for no reason. It's like, if I start doing well, the AI just gives up.

[Olthar]

The monster has eyes on its eyes?

[Constaniana]

The monster has eyes on its eyes?

Darn typos. Clever backup organs. This was completely intentional on my part. *nods*

[Olthar]

I've had some really weird dreams lately. I just don't understand them.

[Constaniana]

I've had some really weird dreams lately. I just don't understand them.

Thanks, Obama.

[Olthar]

I've had some really weird dreams lately. I just don't understand them.

Thanks, Obama.

Obama has nothing to do with it. My mind is just fucking with me.

[Constaniana]

Thanks, Obama.

Obama has nothing to do with it. My mind is just fucking with me.

Is it making you have dreams about being a homosexual male or something tortuous like that?

[Olthar]

Obama has nothing to do with it. My mind is just fucking with me.

Is it making you have dreams about being a homosexual male or something tortuous like that?

No. It's more the opposite, really. My dreams are completely realistic, so realistic that I have troubles distinguishing them as dreams. Every time I wake up, I have to sit there for minutes deciding if it was a dream or a memory, and I'm not always right. A few days ago, I was confused by the placement of a box in my apartment because I had thought I moved it, but I simply had a dream where I moved it. :/

[Constaniana]

Is it making you have dreams about being a homosexual male or something tortuous like that?

No. It's more the opposite, really. My dreams are completely realistic, so realistic that I have troubles distinguishing them as dreams. Every time I wake up, I have to sit there for minutes deciding if it was a dream or a memory, and I'm not always right. A few days ago, I was confused by the placement of a box in my apartment because I had thought I moved it, but I simply had a dream where I moved it. :/

That's pretty weird.

[Olthar]

No. It's more the opposite, really. My dreams are completely realistic, so realistic that I have troubles distinguishing them as dreams. Every time I wake up, I have to sit there for minutes deciding if it was a dream or a memory, and I'm not always right. A few days ago, I was confused by the placement of a box in my apartment because I had thought I moved it, but I simply had a dream where I moved it. :/

That's pretty weird.

I know. :/

[Neo Arcad]

Is it making you have dreams about being a homosexual male or something tortuous like that?

No. It's more the opposite, really. My dreams are completely realistic, so realistic that I have troubles distinguishing them as dreams. Every time I wake up, I have to sit there for minutes deciding if it was a dream or a memory, and I'm not always right. A few days ago, I was confused by the placement of a box in my apartment because I had thought I moved it, but I simply had a dream where I moved it. :/

Well, it's simple. You're in a coma right now, and all of us are... your conscience, I guess? Maybe you imagined us. Either way, don't wake up. Or we'll all die.

[Olthar]

No. It's more the opposite, really. My dreams are completely realistic, so realistic that I have troubles distinguishing them as dreams. Every time I wake up, I have to sit there for minutes deciding if it was a dream or a memory, and I'm not always right. A few days ago, I was confused by the placement of a box in my apartment because I had thought I moved it, but I simply had a dream where I moved it. :/

Well, it's simple. You're in a coma right now, and all of us are... your conscience, I guess? Maybe you imagined us. Either way, don't wake up. Or we'll all die.

I wish I was in a coma. Then there'd be a chance that I could wake up and find myself in a better life.