Elementals: The Black Beast (Elementals 3 confirmed 2018)

[Constaniana]

I think she has a boyfriend, though.

Love triangle, activate!

In all seriousness, I'm sorry about that.

[Olthar]

I think she has a boyfriend, though.

Why is that a problem?
(This post is sarcastic and does not represent my views on relationships)

I'm not a homewreaker, TIE. :/

[The Inritus Extraho]

Why is that a problem?
(This post is sarcastic and does not represent my views on relationships)

I'm not a homewreaker, TIE. :/

(this is why it was sarcastic)
(hence a joke)
(shhh, text doesn't convey well)

[Olthar]

I'm not a homewreaker, TIE. :/

(this is why it was sarcastic)
(hence a joke)
(shhh, text doesn't convey well)

:/

[Olthar]

Why can't I find a ringtone of the sailor moon theme song? Why does it have to be so hard? D:

[Constaniana]

Why can't I find a ringtone of the sailor moon theme song? Why does it have to be so hard? D:

Thanks, Obama.

[Olthar]

Why can't I find a ringtone of the sailor moon theme song? Why does it have to be so hard? D:

Thanks, Obama.

I can find the instrumental version, the Japanese version, even the Spanish version, but no English version. :'(

[Olthar]

You know what I've learned living on my own? It's fun walking around the apartment naked.

[Agritum]

You know what I've learned living on my own? It's fun walking around the apartment naked.

Not when you get a cold due to it.

[Constaniana]

Thanks, Obama.

I can find the instrumental version, the Japanese version, even the Spanish version, but no English version. :'(

Wow.

You know what I've learned living on my own? It's fun walking around the apartment naked.

I have a basement for that.

[Olthar]

You know what I've learned living on my own? It's fun walking around the apartment naked.

Not when you get a cold due to it.

Contrary to popular belief, colds do not originate from being cold. They come from viral infections, infections which clothes really do nothing about, one way or the other. Also, it's still summer, so I'm fine.

[Olthar]

Apparently, I've got vanilla scented garbage bags. I didn't even know they made that kind of thing.

[Constaniana]

Apparently, I've got vanilla scented garbage bags. I didn't even know they made that kind of thing.

A hot neighbour, getting to walk around naked, and vanilla-scented rubbish bags. Your apartment sounds like paradise.

[Olthar]

Apparently, I've got vanilla scented garbage bags. I didn't even know they made that kind of thing.

A hot neighbour, getting to walk around naked, and vanilla-scented rubbish bags. Your apartment sounds like paradise.

It's not all great. The gas oven sets off the smoke detectors.

[Constaniana]

A hot neighbour, getting to walk around naked, and vanilla-scented rubbish bags. Your apartment sounds like paradise.

It's not all great. The gas oven sets off the smoke detectors.

Oh. That sucks.

[Olthar]

It's not all great. The gas oven sets off the smoke detectors.

Oh. That sucks.

And I do most of my cooking at night. :/

[Olthar]

Also, it looks like I might end up getting a job soon. I hope so. That'd be swell.

[Neo Arcad]

Also, it looks like I might end up getting a job soon. I hope so. That'd be swell.

Money IS useful. Or so I hear.

[Olthar]

More good news: My dad told me that with this phone, I can simply use mp3 files for ringtones, so once I get internet on my computer again, I'll be able to get my Sailor Moon!

[Constaniana]

More good news: My dad told me that with this phone, I can simply use mp3 files for ringtones, so once I get internet on my computer again, I'll be able to get my Sailor Moon!

Woohoo!

Also, it looks like I might end up getting a job soon. I hope so. That'd be swell.

That's even better than the ringtone thing.

[Olthar]

More good news: My dad told me that with this phone, I can simply use mp3 files for ringtones, so once I get internet on my computer again, I'll be able to get my Sailor Moon!

Woohoo!

Also, it looks like I might end up getting a job soon. I hope so. That'd be swell.

That's even better than the ringtone thing.

You lie. Clearly the ringtone is more important. Obviously.

[Constaniana]

Woohoo!

That's even better than the ringtone thing.

You lie. Clearly the ringtone is more important. Obviously.

But pictures of kittens are more important than both those things. *nods*

[Olthar]

You lie. Clearly the ringtone is more important. Obviously.

But pictures of kittens are more important than both those things. *nods*

More lies. Nothing can be more important than a Sailor Moon ringtone. Sure, a job or a picture of kittens might keep me alive, but without a Sailor Moon ringtone, it is not a life worth living.

[Constaniana]

But pictures of kittens are more important than both those things. *nods*

More lies. Nothing can be more important than a Sailor Moon ringtone. Sure, a job or a picture of kittens might keep me alive, but without a Sailor Moon ringtone, it is not a life worth living.

So where does cheese fit onto this grand scale of importance?

[Olthar]

More lies. Nothing can be more important than a Sailor Moon ringtone. Sure, a job or a picture of kittens might keep me alive, but without a Sailor Moon ringtone, it is not a life worth living.

So where does cheese fit onto this grand scale of importance?

Right between the ham and the roll.