Elementals: The Black Beast (Elementals 3 confirmed 2018)

[Olthar]

I'm baaaaack! Though, I still don't have internet on my computer. My dad gave me his old phone that has internet on it. I can hang around here, but don't expect any IC posts. This thing is irritating to use.

[Constaniana]

I'm baaaaack! Though, I still don't have internet on my computer. My dad gave me his old phone that has internet on it. I can hang around here, but don't expect any IC posts. This thing is irritating to use.

Olthar's back! *gets out confetti and party hats*

So I'll just keep using Blue to move things along if that's alright with you? I hope I haven't done anything too out of character with her.

[Olthar]

I'm baaaaack! Though, I still don't have internet on my computer. My dad gave me his old phone that has internet on it. I can hang around here, but don't expect any IC posts. This thing is irritating to use.

Olthar's back! *gets out confetti and party hats*

So I'll just keep using Blue to move things along if that's alright with you? I hope I haven't done anything too out of character with her.

I don't know. I haven't read the IC yet. Like I said, this thing is pretty irritating to use.

[Constaniana]

Olthar's back! *gets out confetti and party hats*

So I'll just keep using Blue to move things along if that's alright with you? I hope I haven't done anything too out of character with her.

I don't know. I haven't read the IC yet. Like I said, this thing is pretty irritating to use.

Oh, ok.

[Olthar]

I read the IC now. I would have done things differently, but I still think you're doing rather well. It should only be a few days before I get internet, anyways, so I'll let you continue for now.

[Constaniana]

I read the IC now. I would have done things differently, but I still think you're doing rather well. It should only be a few days before I get internet, anyways, so I'll let you continue for now.

Cool, thanks.

[Olthar]

So, how are things here, then? I've missed not being around.

[Constaniana]

So, how are things here, then? I've missed not being around.

It's certainly been a bit slower, with school starting up again. Zark's computer broke, so he hasn't been able to post, and TIE and Escalan have been bogged down with schoolwork. But it's nice to have you back.

[Olthar]

You know what I've missed most of all, though? Porn. It's been far too long since I've had porn. I hope my new phone will let me watch it.

[Olthar]

So, how are things here, then? I've missed not being around.

It's certainly been a bit slower, with school starting up again. Zark's computer broke, so he hasn't been able to post, and TIE and Escalan have been bogged down with schoolwork. But it's nice to have you back.

Thanks.
It's nice to be back.

[Constaniana]

You know what I've missed most of all, though? Porn. It's been far too long since I've had porn. I hope my new phone will let me watch it.

Oh, Olthar.

[Olthar]

You know what I've missed most of all, though? Porn. It's been far too long since I've had porn. I hope my new phone will let me watch it.

Oh, Olthar.

Hey, I'm a girl with needs, and it's hard to go so long without any fun. D:

[Constaniana]

Oh, Olthar.

Hey, I'm a girl with needs, and it's hard to go so long without any fun. D:

But Pokémon's fun too! D:

[Olthar]

Hey, I'm a girl with needs, and it's hard to go so long without any fun. D:

But Pokémon's fun too! D:

Not in the same way.

[Constaniana]

But Pokémon's fun too! D:

Not in the same way.

So it's more of a bacon type of fun?

[Olthar]

Not in the same way.

So it's more of a bacon type of fun?

No, that's what my bacon jerky is for.

[Olthar]

Anyways, I'll be going now. I'll probably be scarce until I get internet on my computer again. See you later.

[Constaniana]

Anyways, I'll be going now. I'll probably be scarce until I get internet on my computer again. See you later.

See you soon.

[Neo Arcad]

I'm back, school is a bitch and my boss seems to be under the impression that the commencement of school is a good opportunity to have me working 39.9999999 hours a week. :|

[Constaniana]

I'm back, school is a bitch and my boss seems to be under the impression that the commencement of school is a good opportunity to have me working 39.9999999 hours a week. :|

What a bahenchod.

[Olthar]

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm living in my new apartment now. It's pretty cool. My neighbor is a hot chick.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm living in my new apartment now. It's pretty cool. My neighbor is a hot chick.

Blimey, good stroke of luck there.

[Constaniana]

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm living in my new apartment now. It's pretty cool. My neighbor is a hot chick.

That's good.

[Olthar]

I think she has a boyfriend, though.

[The Inritus Extraho]

I think she has a boyfriend, though.

Why is that a problem?
(This post is sarcastic and does not represent my views on relationships)