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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:40 am

Pongol wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"I didn't tip them off. But apperently "the trading Rascal" knew about your plan!"


"So he tipped the Emperor off? Well I made the mistake of telling your friend. I apologize for accusing you I will kill the Emperor and collect the money. The Dragonborn has returned he is making his way to the Greybeards as we speak,"

"No. Killing the emperor would throw the Empire into disarray, and give the Thalmor what they want. Not to mention throwing someone whom is completely unprepared onto the throne would be an absolutely horrible idea."
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Postby Rightful Revolution » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:43 am

Pyat was alone, Septum's HQ empty due to the holidays. He stood infront of a mirror on the ground floor, and removed his robes and clothing that normally covered it at all times. No one could know he was a Snow Elf, and his plans could not be halted, not with so many of his people eager for their return... His organization, while powerful, was still in its infancy. So many more people would have to die, Goods shipped and delivered, and Nords poisoned. The Thalmor were his allies, at least for the time being, and the Stormcloaks were providing the perfect opportunity for war. Soon his people will flock down from the mountains, their sanctuaries, and reclaim their ancient homeland.

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:47 am

News of the explosions that leveled the Thalmor embassy, and their keep spreads like wildfire. Meanwhile Alex recruits the prisoners rescued from the Thalmor, and begins training them.
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Postby Pongol » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:53 am

The blood ravens wrote:
Pongol wrote:
"So he tipped the Emperor off? Well I made the mistake of telling your friend. I apologize for accusing you I will kill the Emperor and collect the money. The Dragonborn has returned he is making his way to the Greybeards as we speak,"

"No. Killing the emperor would throw the Empire into disarray, and give the Thalmor what they want. Not to mention throwing someone whom is completely unprepared onto the throne would be an absolutely horrible idea."


"Actually power would be held by the Elder Council until a new Emperor rises to power. It will not throw the Empire into disarray. He talked to you right? He explained his idea about an independent Tamriel. The Blades are meant to protect the true Empire. Not this Empire either way the Emperor will die. Its just a matter of time. We have to train the Dragonborn so he can take the thronee,"

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:56 am

Pongol wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"No. Killing the emperor would throw the Empire into disarray, and give the Thalmor what they want. Not to mention throwing someone whom is completely unprepared onto the throne would be an absolutely horrible idea."


"Actually power would be held by the Elder Council until a new Emperor rises to power. It will not throw the Empire into disarray. He talked to you right? He explained his idea about an independent Tamriel. The Blades are meant to protect the true Empire. Not this Empire either way the Emperor will die. Its just a matter of time. We have to train the Dragonborn so he can take the thronee,"

"I will do what I believe is right. The blades are to protect the dragonborn not the empire."
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Postby Joshulia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:10 pm

Dralo Tar'key, the wood elf, stood upon his chair in the tavern of the northern city of Windhelm, and tackled the brawny Nord off the Argonian bar keep. The northerner was drunk and had been shouting throughout the night at the keep, serving girls, and other customers about how his drink was the worst thing he'd ever tasted. So when he sucker punched owner and another patron, starting an all out brawl, Dralo was all for it! He gave the man two solid punches in the face, ensuring he wouldn't stand up, then he stood and kicked a random Imperial off a Redguard, just for the fun of it, then he stumbledto Tue door, which he opened and walked out into another snowy day in the country of Skyrim. He saw guards start to pour into the tavern, weapons draw, so he decided retreat was the best option. The elf walked over to the main gates, exited quickly, and was stopped by a random lone guard. "Where you going pointy ears?" A voice snarled out from behind the helmet.
Oh great, he thought, another racist Nord.....
The Wood Elf simply pulled the man in, punched his helmeted head with a gauntleted fist, knocking him straight out, and tossed him to the side. He then whislted a happy tune, and walked down the stone bridge to the stables where he untied his brown long legged, stallion. Sure old Boss, his name for the horse, wasn't really suited for the north, but he worked fine! He clamored up onto the horse and set off in a southern direction. That was his only goal, south.
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:17 pm

With Gunshap now controlling all warehouses, legal imports/exports, and illegal imports/exports Solitude, he was considered the Trade Baron. The title suited Gunshap more than the Trade Rascal, as it had a certain.....elegance. Gunshap, with his fleet of 20 ships, and even more smuggling boats, traded on the entire northern cost of Tamriel. His army of mercenaries, thugs, and enforcers let him expand even more into the black market: forgeries, gambling, and contraband were all under his control. He was the Godfather of Solitude. At the same time, Gunshap tried not to advance onto Septum's territory, as it was still too powerful. A Mafia War would have to be orchestrated some day, but not this day.

In Dragonbridge, the assassin was thinking of ways to escape. He was sure Talib escaped, probably off to Imperial City. When the assassin had a plan, he went to action. "Hey you, guard!!! I bet your mother smelled of elder berries!!! And your father was a weasel!" "What did you say, ya bastard!?" "I said, your mother was a whore!!!! She probably had sex with a wolf!!!!" "Don't make me come in there and turn your face into a crater!" "Ha, I bet you can't even wring a chickens neck!" The guard opened the door, and then the assassin struck. Three quick jabs to the throat and eyes was all it took to kill the man. The assassin took the keys, and begun opening the doors of all other criminals. They stormed the weapons room, killing the guards with their own swords. Every guard they met was killed on the spot. The criminals, now armed, ran out of the fortress and attacked the guards, stealing their horses and weapons. The Empire suffered defeat that day, and Gunshap gained new men for his army.
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Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:24 pm

(I lol'd at the Monty Python reference.)

After recieving word from Derkeethus that Gunshap has visited Sky Haven he decided to go to solitude to meet with him. Alex departed for solitude with Cloak on, and his two Swords: The Sunderblade, and Vengence on his back.
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:27 pm

The blood ravens wrote:(I lol'd at the Monty Python reference.)

After recieving word from Derkeethus that Gunshap has visited Sky Haven he decided to go to solitude to meet with him. Alex departed for solitude with Cloak on, and his two Swords: The Sunderblade, and Vengence on his back.

Three riders, obviously on border patrol, rode up to Alex. They were smiling in a friendly way, but their weapons said otherwise. "You, over there! Is your name Alex, the Argonian?"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:29 pm

Brissia wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:(I lol'd at the Monty Python reference.)

After recieving word from Derkeethus that Gunshap has visited Sky Haven he decided to go to solitude to meet with him. Alex departed for solitude with Cloak on, and his two Swords: The Sunderblade, and Vengence on his back.

Three riders, obviously on border patrol, rode up to Alex. They were smiling in a friendly way, but their weapons said otherwise. "You, over there! Is your name Alex, the Argonian?"

"Yes it is. So you've heard of me?" Alex says while taking off the hood of his cloak.
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:33 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Brissia wrote:Three riders, obviously on border patrol, rode up to Alex. They were smiling in a friendly way, but their weapons said otherwise. "You, over there! Is your name Alex, the Argonian?"

"Yes it is. So you've heard of me?" Alex says while taking off the hood of his cloak.

"Our Boss told us to give ye a ride to his office. Come on, get on!" The rider turned his horse around, so that it was easier to get on. The other two were silent, their heads bowed in respect.
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:36 pm

Brissia wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"Yes it is. So you've heard of me?" Alex says while taking off the hood of his cloak.

"Our Boss told us to give ye a ride to his office. Come on, get on!" The rider turned his horse around, so that it was easier to get on. The other two were silent, their heads bowed in respect.

"I'm fine. I already have a horse." Alex said while walking over to a shed, and leading a black horse out of the shed, and getting on.
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:38 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Brissia wrote:"Our Boss told us to give ye a ride to his office. Come on, get on!" The rider turned his horse around, so that it was easier to get on. The other two were silent, their heads bowed in respect.

"I'm fine. I already have a horse." Alex said while walking over to a shed, and leading a black horse out of the shed, and getting on.

The riders escorted Alex to a fancy office in the rich district of Solitude. They let him into an opulent office, and closed the door. Gunshap was sitting at the desk, scribbling something in his stacks of paper. "Welcome back, Grandmaster Alex."
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:40 pm

Brissia wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"I'm fine. I already have a horse." Alex said while walking over to a shed, and leading a black horse out of the shed, and getting on.

The riders escorted Alex to a fancy office in the rich district of Solitude. They let him into an opulent office, and closed the door. Gunshap was sitting at the desk, scribbling something in his stacks of paper. "Welcome back, Grandmaster Alex."

"Hello Baron Gunshap." Alex says while taking off his cloak revealing his blades armor, and his twin Katana.
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:43 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Brissia wrote:The riders escorted Alex to a fancy office in the rich district of Solitude. They let him into an opulent office, and closed the door. Gunshap was sitting at the desk, scribbling something in his stacks of paper. "Welcome back, Grandmaster Alex."

"Hello Baron Gunshap." Alex says while taking off his cloak revealing his blades armor, and his twin Katana.

Gunshap looked up, and smiled. "You're still that bastard who left me in Farrun." Gunshap put away his papers, and rang a bell. A servant came in, bearing two dishes of steak. "Come on, sit down. I am sure you haven't had a good meal since you came here. Now, I trust you your associates informed you of my plan?"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Pongol » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:45 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Pongol wrote:
"Actually power would be held by the Elder Council until a new Emperor rises to power. It will not throw the Empire into disarray. He talked to you right? He explained his idea about an independent Tamriel. The Blades are meant to protect the true Empire. Not this Empire either way the Emperor will die. Its just a matter of time. We have to train the Dragonborn so he can take the thronee,"

"I will do what I believe is right. The blades are to protect the dragonborn not the empire."


"To protect him we must train him. He has to take the throne. I am begging you to train him for the position and here is your gold," He said handing the gold. "The blades were meant to protect the Emperor the Dragonborn is the Emperor. I do not doubt that you will try to defend him. But in the end he must take the throne,"

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:46 pm

Brissia wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"Hello Baron Gunshap." Alex says while taking off his cloak revealing his blades armor, and his twin Katana.

Gunshap looked up, and smiled. "You're still that bastard who left me in Farrun." Gunshap put away his papers, and rang a bell. A servant came in, bearing two dishes of steak. "Come on, sit down. I am sure you haven't had a good meal since you came here. Now, I trust you your associates informed you of my plan?"

Alex sits down. "Yes he has, and I've come here to tell you I will fully support your idea for the council of Tamriel. I will assist you in any way I can but I'll need funding, and supplies for the blades."
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:49 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Brissia wrote:Gunshap looked up, and smiled. "You're still that bastard who left me in Farrun." Gunshap put away his papers, and rang a bell. A servant came in, bearing two dishes of steak. "Come on, sit down. I am sure you haven't had a good meal since you came here. Now, I trust you your associates informed you of my plan?"

Alex sits down. "Yes he has, and I've come here to tell you I will fully support your idea for the council of Tamriel. I will assist you in any way I can but I'll need funding, and supplies for the blades."

"I will take care of that. All shipments to Sky Haven will be free of charge. Just....don't be greedy. Now, as you know, the first step in creating the UST is freeing Skyrim. To do this, 4...maybe 5 things must be done." Gunshap was distracted by a dust particle, which floated onto his nose.
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:51 pm

Brissia wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:Alex sits down. "Yes he has, and I've come here to tell you I will fully support your idea for the council of Tamriel. I will assist you in any way I can but I'll need funding, and supplies for the blades."

"I will take care of that. All shipments to Sky Haven will be free of charge. Just....don't be greedy. Now, as you know, the first step in creating the UST is freaking Skyrim. To do this, 4...maybe 5 things must be done." Gunshap was distracted by a dust particle, which floated onto his nose.

"I'm guessing helping the stormcloaks win, and establishing an independent skyrim is one of those steps."
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:56 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Brissia wrote:"I will take care of that. All shipments to Sky Haven will be free of charge. Just....don't be greedy. Now, as you know, the first step in creating the UST is freaking Skyrim. To do this, 4...maybe 5 things must be done." Gunshap was distracted by a dust particle, which floated onto his nose.

"I'm guessing helping the stormcloaks win, and establishing an independent skyrim is one of those steps."

"Not really. The Stormcloaks want Skyrim completely independent, while I want it a member of the UST. Our goals are alike, but not the same. The first step is getting the Jarls to unite under one flag, and uniting them. We can't have a bunch of separate militias running around. We need one, strong, mighty army. I already have contacts with the Jarl of Solitude, so he's easy."
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:57 pm

Brissia wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"I'm guessing helping the stormcloaks win, and establishing an independent skyrim is one of those steps."

"Not really. The Stormcloaks want Skyrim completely independent, while I want it a member of the UST. Our goals are alike, but not the same. The first step is getting the Jarls to unite under one flag, and uniting them. We can't have a bunch of separate militias running around. We need one, strong, mighty army. I already have contacts with the Jarl of Solitude, so he's easy."

"Me, and my blades can provide high quality training. We can turn a bunch of thugs, and militia into a professional fighting force."
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:01 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Brissia wrote:"Not really. The Stormcloaks want Skyrim completely independent, while I want it a member of the UST. Our goals are alike, but not the same. The first step is getting the Jarls to unite under one flag, and uniting them. We can't have a bunch of separate militias running around. We need one, strong, mighty army. I already have contacts with the Jarl of Solitude, so he's easy."

"Me, and my blades can provide high quality training. We can turn a bunch of thugs, and militia into a professional fighting force."

"Then I want your trainers in my warehouses as soon as possible. They will train my militia. Now, our second objective: buy off the man who is hired to kill the Emperor. He is currently in", Gunshap leafed through his books, "in Imperial City!"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Communist republic of altorus » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:02 pm

Emperor's residence, The imperial city


Talib, showed his pass to an officer, the officer secretly supported the dark brotherhood and yearned for the emperor's assassination. "You can go through" remarked the officer, soon with a little persuasion, Talib was being led to the emperor's quarters. Soon he opened the door and left them alone, the emperor wore colourful robes and was bald but he had a beard. "Emperor Titus Mede II, your reputation is well deserved" remarked Talib as he ran at him and stabbed him in the throat severing his jugular vein.

Talib saw the emperor lose his life or so he thought, even if the emperor survived he would never be able to rule, following this he locked the door and walked out not saying a word before getting back to the inn and quickly getting an ale before heading to skyrim's border on his horse.
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Postby The blood ravens » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:03 pm

Brissia wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"Me, and my blades can provide high quality training. We can turn a bunch of thugs, and militia into a professional fighting force."

"Then I want your trainers in my warehouses as soon as possible. They will train my militia. Now, our second objective: buy off the man who is hired to kill the Emperor. He is currently in", Gunshap leafed through his books, "in Imperial City!"

"We need to get to him quickly or alert the guards."
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Postby Brissia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:05 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Brissia wrote:"Then I want your trainers in my warehouses as soon as possible. They will train my militia. Now, our second objective: buy off the man who is hired to kill the Emperor. He is currently in", Gunshap leafed through his books, "in Imperial City!"

"We need to get to him quickly or alert the guards."

"Yes, yes.....now, our third objective: kill those two men....what were their names? Amarr? Amren? Bah humbug, I always forget their names!"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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