NEW NS:HETALIA (IC)

[Oaledonia]

At the same time in Oaledonia, Kyoto was waking up.

Kyoto pushed her boobz together, "wake up sunshine!"

[Benomia]

"Sir! Rel's invaded Paris!"

Bezutious heard the voices again. They came from the walls. He didn't know what they were, or how they got there, but they were very informative about world events.

"Launch another naplam blast!"

Midway Station, in orbit around the Earth

The large naplam shell was loaded into the MCD, and launched right at Rel's capital.

[Releign]

The quiet forest between Releign and France suddenly became loud with the roar of tanks. The first Leopard 1 Division rolled into sight, exactly 40 in all. Behind them were 37 ATF Dingo's, troop carriers with 15 soldiers in all. But at the head of the Column, in a long black jeep, was Releign. His men spread out and went elsewhere as he drove across the border to France. He was in full battle dress, and ready to crush France with his bare hands.

(Image)

(I am taking Paris. just go like half a centimeter to the left and draw a slanted line downwards)

Releign crouched behind a box, a soldier falling next to him. As the Releignian's blood spread Releign himself roared and jumped over the box, firing his Machine Gun madly dropping MAGAZINE(Your welcome.) after MAGAZINE as he reloaded and took cover behind various mounds. A Leopard 1 tank rolled past him and fired into a group of entrenched resistance fighters, as the land had no government/country and therefore only people who had what little supplies they had. Releign did take a shot to his right arm however, but he is left handed. So hahaha stupid French.

[Releign]

Little chibi people in the capital saw something coming. "Oh hey, what is that?" asked one, with a smile on his face. "OH SHIT IT'S NAPALM WAJAJAJAJAJAJA TO TEH UNDERGROUND SHELTER!!!" However, 47 Italian tourists thought it was Pasta. So they all fucking died.

[Releign]

At the same time in Oaledonia, Kyoto was waking up.

Berlin was already awake, and had crawled out of her breasts. From a window he was watching explosions and fire. "Big brother Releign is invading France." was what he was GOING to say, but not until he said "Oh, good morning kyoto."

[Sauritican]

After no reply from Mort, California and New Denver go back home. There they find out that they along with all of Sauritican's other state's will be going to the Irlicana Gladiator Stadium, to watch the Gladiator Games, for this month.

[Releign]

Around that time Releign had just blown up Frances oil supply, just to be a jerk. He had his arm bandaged and used a combat knife to cut it out. So boss. He then started executing captured rebels, so he basically walked down a line popping a cap in bitches.

[Lancearc]

By the time the morning sun had risen, the fight was over. Piles of bodies were all the remained between the empire's soldiers and conquest of all the coasts of the Red Sea, and they weren't about to put up much of a resistance. Full control of the Red Sea was theirs.

Serius let that sink in as his Admiral approached him with a sharp salute. "Sir. The southern landings have reported in with complete control of their assigned beaches, and what little resistance survived the landings is now pulling back into inland Africa. I can safely make the claim, sir, that we have fulfilled all set objectives." the man reported with a small grin of pride.

"Good. Now we but have to rebuild what little was destroyed and bring good Lancearcic culture to these men and women. You've done your work well, admiral. Carry on."

Serius was left alone once again, though now he knew it was time to inform the Shahanshah of their success across the sea.

[Oaledonia]

At the same time in Oaledonia, Kyoto was waking up.

Berlin was already awake, and had crawled out of her breasts. From a window he was watching explosions and fire. "Big brother Releign is invading France." was what he was GOING to say, but not until he said "Oh, good morning kyoto."

Kyoto grabbed Berlin from the window and placed him on her chest, she watched as he rose and fell with her breathing. "we will eat, then get dressed, then look for a way to get you back to normal size." she said softly.

[Releign]

Troops, Reinforcements and first wave alike, along with the Tanks, stormed into Paris. They bust down the doors of homes, dragging the families out into the street, and lining them up in large groups. Firing squads lined up as well; in front of them. They begun they're drills as Releign watched. Mothers held crying children and wept themselves as the men went first. "Make Ready! Take Aim! FIRE!" screamed the Kommandant, as French men were shot down in they're own streets, paving the road with blood.Men with c-6 and welder torches worked at the supports of the Eiffel Tower, melting the supports after about three hours. They finally placed enough c-4 to have about 1/83 the power of an Atomic Bomb, then spread out and watched the fireworks. The tower fell, crashing into the water as Releign walked away, his smile broad and his eye's wide and veined.

[Releign]

Berlin was already awake, and had crawled out of her breasts. From a window he was watching explosions and fire. "Big brother Releign is invading France." was what he was GOING to say, but not until he said "Oh, good morning kyoto."

Kyoto grabbed Berlin from the window and placed him on her chest, she watched as he rose and fell with her breathing. "we will eat, then get dressed, then look for a way to get you back to normal size." she said softly.

Berlin still looked slightly bothered as he laid down. "Ok."

[Oaledonia]

Berlin still looked slightly bothered as he laid down. "Ok."

Kyoto dropped her smile, "what's wrong?"

[Releign]

Berlin still looked slightly bothered as he laid down. "Ok."

Kyoto dropped her smile, "what's wrong?"

He frowned. "I don't know, it's just unlike brother. He's always talking shit about France, but I didn't ever..." He shook his hand. "Never mind, let's go."

[Oaledonia]

He frowned. "I don't know, it's just unlike brother. He's always talking shit about France, but I didn't ever..." He shook his hand. "Never mind, let's go."

Kyoto grabbed him and squeezed slightly, "I would be grateful if you told me the hole story, or else we're not going anywhere".

[Releign]

He frowned. "I don't know, it's just unlike brother. He's always talking shit about France, but I didn't ever..." He shook his hand. "Never mind, let's go."

Kyoto grabbed him and squeezed slightly, "I would be grateful if you told me the hole story, or else we're not going anywhere".

"OK OK, JUST CALM DOWN...!" he breathed out. "Well, heres the jist of it..."
[b]Stereotyped Japanese Narrator[/b]
Releign is a descendant of Germany, meaning he has most of the ideals of the Country. But even though they were not at war during Releigns birth or anywhere NEAR it, Germany actually ALWAYS hated France. During they're times as Prussia they had to deal with Napoleon, and even when they aren't at war France is a TOTAL ASS. So naturally Releign hates him.

Berlin sighed. "That's basically it."

[Lancearc]

"The Eiffel Tower was deliberately taken down, citizens were cut down in the streets, mass confusion. If I may be so bold, Shahanshah--"

"No, I already have plans. It doesn't take long to mobilize armies already on standby, just make sure that they are expecting to be deployed at a moments notice. Get some kind of message to the Japanese and Eaglleia requesting their presence immediately, a matter of world safety at this point. We aren't expecting to start a war here, but these actions cannot go unaddressed, no matter their history." Lance said from his throne with a solemn nod. The servant had already gone before he'd even finished his sentence, good.

A single message to two nations, received by the leaders of Oaledonia and all of said colonies, and the government of Eaglleia.

His Imperial Grace would ask your presence in Dubai as soon as possible to address a matter of urgent importance and prompt response.

[Oaledonia]

Berlin sighed. "That's basically it."

Kyoto smiled, "good!" but she then stuck her tongue teasingly, "but we're still not going anywhere, I want to play"

[Eaglleia]

His Imperial Grace would ask your presence in Dubai as soon as possible to address a matter of urgent importance and prompt response.

Razrel could probably guess what the message was about, so he decided to take those to whom this issue would be particularly relevant. Since it was likely about the Releignian invasion of France, it would concern his European armies most. Thus, those in close proximity to the problem were William, Liam and Wilhelm. Since Wilhelm was still busy establishing the newly found colony, Razrel set off with William and Liam to Dubai. All the same, he couldn't see why Lance was so concerned about it. After all, all nations partook in invasions, didn't they? Ah well, he was still an ally, so it would be rude not to respond. Razrel soon arrived in Dubai, disembarking from his plane followed by William and Liam.

[Sauritican]

"Maybe I should send Puerto Rico to another country, he's always wanted to be a state, but I sure don't want him to be a state in my country." Saur said to himself.
[OOC:I'ma have Puerto Rico for now, since he's not with anyone else, also I'll RP him if anyone wants him]]

Later that day a letter was sent to all the nations of New Earth:

To: All nations of the world
From: Your dinosauric friend Sauritican
Subject: Puerto Rico
My friends (and Lance and Releign) I have a colony that I don't want with me anymore, his name is Puerto Rico, he want a bigger role in a sovereign government, but I don't trust him to be independent.

[Releign]

Berlin sighed. "That's basically it."

Kyoto smiled, "good!" but she then stuck her tongue teasingly, "but we're still not going anywhere, I want to play"

He started squeeking. "Don't hurt me, im, im....."

[Lancearc]

His Imperial Grace would ask your presence in Dubai as soon as possible to address a matter of urgent importance and prompt response.

Razrel could probably guess what the message was about, so he decided to take those to whom this issue would be particularly relevant. Since it was likely about the Releignian invasion of France, it would concern his European armies most. Thus, those in close proximity to the problem were William, Liam and Wilhelm. Since Wilhelm was still busy establishing the newly found colony, Razrel set off with William and Liam to Dubai. All the same, he couldn't see why Lance was so concerned about it. After all, all nations partook in invasions, didn't they? Ah well, he was still an ally, so it would be rude not to respond. Razrel soon arrived in Dubai, disembarking from his plane followed by William and Liam.

Lance was busy pacing slowly about the throne room when the men from Eaglleia arrived, decided not to waste any time in getting down to business. "I know it was on short notice, thank you for making such a trip. As I'm sure you're aware, France has been invaded by Releign." Lance paused here. "This, I have no problem with, as I myself am currently expanding my borders into Africa. However, what my European stationed embassies and agents tell me has transpired beneath simple invasion is troubling at the least. Mass genocides, mass destruction, a complete bloodbath, not provoked and not necessary. It has come to the point in this chain of events in which I cannot stand by any longer." Lance stressed this last point very clearly.

[Oaledonia]

"Maybe I should send Puerto Rico to another country, he's always wanted to be a state, but I sure don't want him to be a state in my country." Saur said to himself.
[OOC:I'ma have Puerto Rico for now, since he's not with anyone else, also I'll RP him if anyone wants him]]

Later that day a letter was sent to all the nations of New Earth:

To: All nations of the world
From: Your dinosauric friend Sauritican
Subject: Puerto Rico
My friends (and Lance and Releign) I have a colony that I don't want with me anymore, his name is Puerto Rico, he want a bigger role in a sovereign government, but I don't trust him to be independent.

To Sauritican
From Humble Oaledonia
Subject:Re:Puerto Rico
We would humbly take Puerto Rico into our house to improve our relations with your mighty nation.

[Vorshka]

Frederick had decided this.From occupied Leningrad and from Lithuania,his forces would attack the rest of the Baltic States.Estonia and Latvia would feel the power of Vorshka!

Operation:Sealion,as it was called ended quite soon.Latvia after getting beat up by Frederick and Lithuania surrendered.Estonia was more of a hard enemy.It took the combined forces of Frederick,Lithuania and Leningrad to defeat him.Now,both nations were part of the growing Vorshkan nations.They were both offered economic assistance and were quite happy to join together with Lithuania again,even under those circumstances.

Now,the Baltic States belonged to Vorshka.Riga was in ruins,but was rebuilt.But,what would be the reaction of the other nations?

Meanwhile,Frederick sent a letter congratulating Releign on taking France,and informing him that he had captured the rest of the Baltic States.

[Sauritican]

"Maybe I should send Puerto Rico to another country, he's always wanted to be a state, but I sure don't want him to be a state in my country." Saur said to himself.
[OOC:I'ma have Puerto Rico for now, since he's not with anyone else, also I'll RP him if anyone wants him]]

Later that day a letter was sent to all the nations of New Earth:

To: All nations of the world
From: Your dinosauric friend Sauritican
Subject: Puerto Rico
My friends (and Lance and Releign) I have a colony that I don't want with me anymore, his name is Puerto Rico, he want a bigger role in a sovereign government, but I don't trust him to be independent.

To Sauritican
From Humble Oaledonia
Subject:Re:Puerto Rico
We would humbly take Puerto Rico into our house to improve our relations with your mighty nation.

To: Oaledonia
From: Sauritican
Subject: RE:Re:Puerto Rico
Da, we'll send him over to your house, please if you may, give him a good role in your government, he just seems so forlorn about not having a big role in our government

{OOC: PR's Personality: Can be rude, but mostly nice. he appears as 10 years old, and yeah]

[Releign]

Frederick had decided this.From occupied Leningrad and from Lithuania,his forces would attack the rest of the Baltic States.Estonia and Latvia would feel the power of Vorshka!

Operation:Sealion,as it was called ended quite soon.Latvia after getting beat up by Frederick and Lithuania surrendered.Estonia was more of a hard enemy.It took the combined forces of Frederick,Lithuania and Leningrad to defeat him.Now,both nations were part of the growing Vorshkan nations.They were both offered economic assistance and were quite happy to join together with Lithuania again,even under those circumstances.

Now,the Baltic States belonged to Vorshka.Riga was in ruins,but was rebuilt.But,what would be the reaction of the other nations?

Meanwhile,Frederick sent a letter congratulating Releign on taking France,and informing him that he had captured the rest of the Baltic States.

Releign, who was busy playing patty cake with a French child, pulled his phone out and gently tapped the child's foot with his hand instead. He sent a "good luck, tell me if you need anything" and continued the game while the child's dead father was carried away.