Roleplay of the World 1252 (OOC, Open)

[Valentir]

The Rus fell from the late 30s to late 40s

Eh, close enough.


I really want these Mongols to be a threat though. I want all of Europe to shake from them. If they get stopped at the Caspian or Mesopotamia then I will be pissed.


Then I want a plague to literally take 3/4's of Europe's population.

Oh don't expect the mongols to get far. Sooner or later a coalition will stop them. And the plague, don't rely on the plague.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Eh, close enough.


I really want these Mongols to be a threat though. I want all of Europe to shake from them. If they get stopped at the Caspian or Mesopotamia then I will be pissed.


Then I want a plague to literally take 3/4's of Europe's population.

Oh don't expect the mongols to get far. Sooner or later a coalition will stop them. And the plague, don't rely on the plague.

Then why are they even invading?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

What about you?

When I say "Europe", I mean the map.

Good thing im about to purge rats because their Yucky.
We have sanitation bitches!

[Valentir]

Oh don't expect the mongols to get far. Sooner or later a coalition will stop them. And the plague, don't rely on the plague.

Then why are they even invading?

Who?

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Then why are they even invading?

Who?

By the way, India (the exterior) has been taken.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

Oh don't expect the mongols to get far. Sooner or later a coalition will stop them. And the plague, don't rely on the plague.

Then why are they even invading?

I expect up to Rostov to fall. I can utilize my Longships to deny them river crossings.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

When I say "Europe", I mean the map.

Good thing im about to purge rats because their Yucky.
We have sanitation bitches!

Lol What? Bulgaria?

[Valentir]

Who?

By the way, India (the exterior) has been taken.

Who is invading you?

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

Good thing im about to purge rats because their Yucky.
We have sanitation bitches!

Lol What? Bulgaria?

Kiev has sewers ftw.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

By the way, India (the exterior) has been taken.

Who is invading you?

? No one.

India is cut off from trade now. And by extension, so has China.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Lol What? Bulgaria?

Kiev has sewers ftw.

Oh, Kiev, Bulgaria?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Good thing im about to purge rats because their Yucky.
We have sanitation bitches!

Lol What? Bulgaria?

Yes I have Public Sanitation, and education and sewers

[Valentir]

Who is invading you?

? No one.

India is cut off from trade now. And by extension, so has China.

You asked "Then why are they evading me"

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Lol What? Bulgaria?

Yes I have Public Sanitation, and education and sewers

Alright, I'm going to have to stop you there.

Bulgaria didn't have any of that.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

Kiev has sewers ftw.

Oh, Kiev, Bulgaria?

It was, at one point. But no, I do not think Bulgarstan has Sewers.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Lol What? Bulgaria?

Kiev has sewers ftw.

Clean Slavs FTW

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Oh, Kiev, Bulgaria?

It was, at one point. But no, I do not think Bulgarstan has Sewers.

Not yet but we are building them.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Then why are they even invading?

I expect up to Rostov to fall. I can utilize my Longships to deny them river crossings.

I expect to shunt them west to Azerbaijan, using not-much-to-loot and stiff-resistance to disincentiveze a push straight north from Persia east of the Caspian.

[Valentir]

I expect up to Rostov to fall. I can utilize my Longships to deny them river crossings.

I expect to shunt them west to Azerbaijan, using not-much-to-loot and stiff-resistance to disincentiveze a push straight north from Persia east of the Caspian.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

It was, at one point. But no, I do not think Bulgarstan has Sewers.

Not yet but we are building them.

NO!

YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF CREATING THAT TECHNOLOGY!

Bulgaria was a backward, savage place! Even if it wasn't, there was no way it surpassed France or England in terms of technology.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

I expect up to Rostov to fall. I can utilize my Longships to deny them river crossings.

I expect to shunt them west to Azerbaijan, using not-much-to-loot and stiff-resistance to disincentiveze a push straight north from Persia east of the Caspian.

I expect you all to be wondering what the hell happened.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Not yet but we are building them.

NO!

YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF CREATING THAT TECHNOLOGY!

Bulgaria was a backward, savage place! Even if it wasn't, there was no way it surpassed France or England in terms of technology.

Actually I had these things in Carthage, and a certain duke and his scholars brought them to bulgaria

[Mauretania Tingitana]

NO!

YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF CREATING THAT TECHNOLOGY!

Bulgaria was a backward, savage place! Even if it wasn't, there was no way it surpassed France or England in terms of technology.

Actually I had these things in Carthage, and a certain duke and his scholars brought them to bulgaria

Yes, I don't think so.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

I expect to shunt them west to Azerbaijan, using not-much-to-loot and stiff-resistance to disincentiveze a push straight north from Persia east of the Caspian.

I expect you all to be wondering what the hell happened.

Kiev will be. Port after Port will fall, ships careening away to spread the tale.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I expect to shunt them west to Azerbaijan, using not-much-to-loot and stiff-resistance to disincentiveze a push straight north from Persia east of the Caspian.

I expect you all to be wondering what the hell happened.

Psh. I'll go Borg on the smaller Mongol bands, offering them herding grounds and tributary states in the Sultanate, then slowly utilize Great Russia's size to wear the main horde of Ogedei down. A land war in Russia always favors the Russians