Kanzen Ni Sejode wa arimasen [IC]

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:03 pm

Releign wrote:He waves himself over, scoffing. "Uh, i'm a dick. Look at me." He had his furr necked coat and rings, his pitch black hair and weird smile. "Kind of a shitty personality too." He laughs and smashes his cigarette.

"I'm sure you're not that bad once someone gets to know you. So what kind of work do you do?" Jason asks, suddenly wanting to change the topic.

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:10 pm

Scamvidia wrote:
Releign wrote:He waves himself over, scoffing. "Uh, i'm a dick. Look at me." He had his furr necked coat and rings, his pitch black hair and weird smile. "Kind of a shitty personality too." He laughs and smashes his cigarette.

"I'm sure you're not that bad once someone gets to know you. So what kind of work do you do?" Jason asks, suddenly wanting to change the topic.

He chuckles. "I deal stocks I got from a dead relative. I almost tripled the amount he had and we can live off of them pretty well. So yeah, I barely do anything." He shrugged and smiled. "So uh, what do you do?" He smiles, Moka peeking out of the door and watching him.

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:14 pm

Releign wrote:
Scamvidia wrote:"I'm sure you're not that bad once someone gets to know you. So what kind of work do you do?" Jason asks, suddenly wanting to change the topic.

He chuckles. "I deal stocks I got from a dead relative. I almost tripled the amount he had and we can live off of them pretty well. So yeah, I barely do anything." He shrugged and smiled. "So uh, what do you do?" He smiles, Moka peeking out of the door and watching him.

"I invent things. Most of the things I make are useless, but they still make me a lot of money if they get patented. I work a lot, but luckily in my house so I'm not away from my amazing family." He smiles.

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:20 pm

Yup, pussy whipped. Elrech thought, nodding. "Thats pretty cool, I love my wife as well." He smiled and tapped his hands on his sides. Moka smiled and continued watching, pulling out her phone and recording the situation.

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:23 pm

Releign wrote:Yup, pussy whipped. Elrech thought, nodding. "Thats pretty cool, I love my wife as well." He smiled and tapped his hands on his sides. Moka smiled and continued watching, pulling out her phone and recording the situation.

Jason sees this out of the corner of his eye. "Maybe we should go inside so I can show you an invention?"

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:28 pm

Elrech smiled and nodded. "Sure, sure I would."

Moka immediately falls forward and out of the door, Elrech reaching out and catching her. He pulls her up and steps back, Moka laughing. "Ok, or you could just help me up." She laughs and backs into the house, giggling. Elrech just stares at her.

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:30 pm

Releign wrote:Elrech smiled and nodded. "Sure, sure I would."

Moka immediately falls forward and out of the door, Elrech reaching out and catching her. He pulls her up and steps back, Moka laughing. "Ok, or you could just help me up." She laughs and backs into the house, giggling. Elrech just stares at her.

Jason quickly leads Elrech inside and makes sure every entrance is closed and locked. "All right, tell me the truth now."

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:33 pm

He cocks hid head to the side quizzically. "What do you uh, what do you mean?" He says calmly, tapping his fingers against one another. He obviously seems nervous about the question.

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:36 pm

Releign wrote:He cocks hid head to the side quizzically. "What do you uh, what do you mean?" He says calmly, tapping his fingers against one another. He obviously seems nervous about the question.

Jason frowns and leads him to the basement, where all of his inventions lay over the place. "Tell me what the damn problem is with your wife!" He whisper-shouts.

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:42 pm

(Want me to legit say "Oh dah she be vampur")
Elrech smiled and rubbed the back of his head, eyebrows twitching. "I don't think theres anything wrong with her!" He says loudly, just incase she somehow hears them. He suddenly looks serious. "I don't think I should DISCUSS this right now."

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:44 pm

Releign wrote:(Want me to legit say "Oh dah she be vampur")
Elrech smiled and rubbed the back of his head, eyebrows twitching. "I don't think theres anything wrong with her!" He says loudly, just incase she somehow hears them. He suddenly looks serious. "I don't think I should DISCUSS this right now."

Jason frowns. "There's no possible way she can hear us. Not without breaking in. Just tell me."
(Everyone already knows that.)

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:50 pm

"Well she uh, obviously she's a vampire..." He laughs and scratches his arm. "Well I love her more than anything, she just loves me TOO much. Like, once when we first met a guy drove by us when it was raining and got both of us wet." I tried to dry her off but she yelled that "He got Elrech dirty!" as ANGRILY as one can imagine and ran after him. Moments later I heard sirens." He laughs, looking around. "Just scary y'know?"

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:52 pm

Releign wrote:"Well she uh, obviously she's a vampire..." He laughs and scratches his arm. "Well I love her more than anything, she just loves me TOO much. Like, once when we first met a guy drove by us when it was raining and got both of us wet." I tried to dry her off but she yelled that "He got Elrech dirty!" as ANGRILY as one can imagine and ran after him. Moments later I heard sirens." He laughs, looking around. "Just scary y'know?"

"Oh.. Sounds like she's Yandere.. You should uh.. Make sure you never make her upset.." Jason nods.

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:55 pm

"Yeah, better classification than Tsundere." He said, an evil presence approaching the door. He felt his skin crawl as he shivered and held himself. "Is it cold in h-here or is it just me?" He moaned, shivering.

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:56 pm

Releign wrote:"Yeah, better classification than Tsundere." He said, an evil presence approaching the door. He felt his skin crawl as he shivered and held himself. "Is it cold in h-here or is it just me?" He moaned, shivering.

"Nope.. Only you. I would rather have a tsundere wife than a Yandere one though.. They'll kill you if you upset them."

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:01 pm

"Ohoh is that right..." He says, laughing fearfully. Three knocks are heard on the door, all of them slow and powerful. Elrech flipped and hid under a table. "Don't open it don't open it..." He whispered pleadingly to noone in particular.

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:03 pm

Releign wrote:"Ohoh is that right..." He says, laughing fearfully. Three knocks are heard on the door, all of them slow and powerful. Elrech flipped and hid under a table. "Don't open it don't open it..." He whispered pleadingly to noone in particular.

(I'm going to make this so bad

)
Jason laughed. "It's probably a twig or something. Not your scary wife who stalks you and monitors everything you do." Jason walks over to the door and opens it.

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:06 pm

Moka is at the door, her eyes completely white and blue shading under them. Elrech simply cowers under the table, whispering "She gon rip my dick off and feed it to me..." over and over. Moka laughs maniacally, looking around. "Is ELRECH here?" She asks, looking down at Jason.

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:19 pm

Releign wrote:Moka is at the door, her eyes completely white and blue shading under them. Elrech simply cowers under the table, whispering "She gon rip my dick off and feed it to me..." over and over. Moka laughs maniacally, looking around. "Is ELRECH here?" She asks, looking down at Jason.

Jason smiles. "No Moka, he isn't here. I heard him say something about getting you a present when he left though." He nods.

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:24 pm

Her eyes immediately start to sparkle and her face turnd red. "Hauu~! Really, Really!?!" She hugs herself and walks out the door saying weird...weird things. "Phoo, thanks. You saved me from the crazy chi-" He crawls out just in time for Moka to walk back in. "Craaaazy...huh..." He reaches down, picking him up. "You know Elrech, I love you. TO DEATH." She wraps him in a bear hug, squeezing him close and rubbing her left cheek against his. "He-e-elp..."

by **Scamvidia** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:29 pm

Releign wrote:Her eyes immediately start to sparkle and her face turnd red. "Hauu~! Really, Really!?!" She hugs herself and walks out the door saying weird...weird things. "Phoo, thanks. You saved me from the crazy chi-" He crawls out just in time for Moka to walk back in. "Craaaazy...huh..." He reaches down, picking him up. "You know Elrech, I love you. TO DEATH." She wraps him in a bear hug, squeezing him close and rubbing her left cheek against his. "He-e-elp..."

Jason chuckles. "How about you two love birds continue this back at your place?"

by **Releign** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:33 pm

"Good idea. Elrech, lets go HONEY." She whispers, Elrech screaming for help. "Don't let her kill meee! It's a farce, SHE IS EVIL! SAVE M-" She covers his mouth as they walk out, her face red. "Maybe tonight I will get some blood!" She says, Elrech moaning. "Call the police..."

by **Scamvidia** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:16 am

Releign wrote:"Good idea. Elrech, lets go HONEY." She whispers, Elrech screaming for help. "Don't let her kill meee! It's a farce, SHE IS EVIL! SAVE M-" She covers his mouth as they walk out, her face red. "Maybe tonight I will get some blood!" She says, Elrech moaning. "Call the police..."

"Talk to you guys later! Try not to drain him completely Moka!" Jason said to them as they left. "Well they seem nice.. Except Moka.. Eghh.." Jason shivered.

by **Releign** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:05 am

They get home and Elrech immediately flees into the kitchen, grabbing a pistol from the top of the cabinet. He aims it at Moka, his arm shaking. "M-moka, I do l-l-love you j-just...please..." He moans pleadingly. She smiles sweetly and walks towards Elrech who is backed up against a counter. "It's okay Elrech, I love you too. I just have to teach you that LOVE is important in this relationship..." She says, grabbing a knife. Elrech fires two shots accidentally, Moka dodging both of them. "Elrech...you tried...to hurt me?" She said painfully, tears in her eyes. She lunges at Elrech and he drops the guns, yelling in fear. She wraps her arms around him and cuts his shoulder, adding to those already there. He headbutts her and tries to struggle, Moka crying. "It's ok, once your punishments over i'll make it all better..."

by **Scamvidia** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:08 am

Releign wrote:They get home and Elrech immediately flees into the kitchen, grabbing a pistol from the top of the cabinet. He aims it at Moka, his arm shaking. "M-moka, I do l-l-love you j-just...please..." He moans pleadingly. She smiles sweetly and walks towards Elrech who is backed up against a counter. "It's okay Elrech, I love you too. I just have to teach you that LOVE is important in this relationship..." She says, grabbing a knife. Elrech fires two shots accidentally, Moka dodging both of them. "Elrech...you tried...to hurt me?" She said painfully, tears in her eyes. She lunges at Elrech and he drops the guns, yelling in fear. She wraps her arms around him and cuts his shoulder, adding to those already there. He headbutts her and tries to struggle, Moka crying. "It's ok, once your punishments over i'll make it all better..."

(Do I sense hot Yandere secks?)
Jason was outside getting his mail when he heard yelling coming from Elrech's house. "I wonder.." He snuck over to their house and peeked inside a window.

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