Sylvan Academy RP (OOC Sign Up 3, Open)

[Jerusalemian]

BRISSIA WTF...

I HAVE NO IDEA. I COME BACK, IT'S THERE. I WAS AT MATH.

WHO HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT?

[Stattr]

so.. where is everyone?

Kyla's looking for you... shes right outside the castle

okay, let her see me when I come around a corner. Imma post now.

I HAVE NO IDEA. I COME BACK, IT'S THERE. I WAS AT MATH.

WHO HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT?

We can Ask the mods.

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Am back...I also feel like god. So whats happening?

[Jerusalemian]

Am back...I also feel like god. So whats happening?

Karl's account was hacked...

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Am back...I also feel like god. So whats happening?

Karl's account was hacked...

Oh cool...anything else?

[Jerusalemian]

Karl's account was hacked...

Oh cool...anything else?

Nope!

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Oh cool...anything else?

Nope!

Alright then...

Wait so when did Alexi and Selina meet?

[Jerusalemian]

Nope!

Alright then...

Wait so when did Alexi and Selina meet?

When we where in the library?

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Alright then...

Wait so when did Alexi and Selina meet?

When we where in the library?

Oh right

I feel really frustrated and tense for some reason...I blame the target practice

[Jerusalemian]

When we where in the library?

Oh right

I feel really frustrated and tense for some reason...I blame the target practice

I know the cure.
A good o'l bacon sandwich and beer.

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Oh right

I feel really frustrated and tense for some reason...I blame the target practice

I know the cure.
A good o'l bacon sandwich and beer.

There's no beer and I'm not allowed to eat in the canteen yet! *strangles recruit with sock*

[Brissia]

OK guys, I finally understood what happened: I left my account on during math, and some idiot wrote that. I don't know who, or why. Either way, next time I will lock my account. That is all.

[Jerusalemian]

OK guys, I finally understood what happened: I left my account on during math, and some idiot wrote that. I don't know who, or why. Either way, next time I will lock my account. That is all.

Oh ok then

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

So after some thought maybe it's not such a good idea to strangle a recruit with a sock

[Jerusalemian]

So after some thought maybe it's not such a good idea to strangle a recruit with a sock

Lol...just use a tank.it leaves less evidence.

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

So after some thought maybe it's not such a good idea to strangle a recruit with a sock

Lol...just use a tank.it leaves less evidence.

It leaves a massive puerile mess of blood, mangled guts and crumpled bones...either way you use the tank...it will be messy

[Jerusalemian]

Lol...just use a tank.it leaves less evidence.

It leaves a massive puerile mess of blood, mangled guts and crumpled bones...either way you use the tank...it will be messy

But then you can blame it on the other guy ;D

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

It leaves a massive puerile mess of blood, mangled guts and crumpled bones...either way you use the tank...it will be messy

But then you can blame it on the other guy ;D

Explain how anyone is going to be fooled by someone getting in a tank, running over a recruit, driving back to the depot and getting out? Cos you know tanks are loud, big and heavy and the screams of a man being not only crushed but having his flesh ripped off his legs by steel tracks would attract a lot of attention...And that concludes that a tank is not a good murder weapon

[Jerusalemian]

But then you can blame it on the other guy ;D

Explain how anyone is going to be fooled by someone getting in a tank, running over a recruit, driving back to the depot and getting out? Cos you know tanks are loud, big and heavy and the screams of a man being not only crushed but having his flesh ripped off his legs by steel tracks would attract a lot of attention...And that concludes that a tank is not a good murder weapon

If Putin did it as hell you can do it too...just not as epic as a golden tank firing nuclear rounds.

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Explain how anyone is going to be fooled by someone getting in a tank, running over a recruit, driving back to the depot and getting out? Cos you know tanks are loud, big and heavy and the screams of a man being not only crushed but having his flesh ripped off his legs by steel tracks would attract a lot of attention...And that concludes that a tank is not a good murder weapon

If Putin did it as hell you can do it too...just not as epic as a golden tank firing nuclear rounds.

You know if we were talking about this over skype call then the recruit sitting in the same room as me would be fucking terrified

[Jerusalemian]

If Putin did it as hell you can do it too...just not as epic as a golden tank firing nuclear rounds.

You know if we were talking about this over skype call then the recruit sitting in the same room as me would be fucking terrified

lol

[The Ferret Revolution]

Name: Mark Holder
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Abilities: Illusion manipulation
Years in the Academy: 3
House: Unis
Physical Description: 5'9" Black hair, white tshirt, jeans.
Personality: calm, nice, greedy, can be manipulative, dishonest
Backstory: Mark grew up among thieves, his parents having abandoned him when he was very young. They taught him many skills, how to evade capture by police, how to use the shadows to your advantage when going out to steal, and many other things. He loved his life, thrills around every corner, its what he lived for. But one night, when he was out with some other thieves they were inside a jewelry store when all-of-a-sudden there were several police cars outside the store. Lights flashing, sirens wailing. He and the other thieves took off out the back door, but the police were close behind. The other thieves figured they could make an escape if they tripped Mark, so that's exactly what they did. The other two escaped. Mark looked back as the police came running up, fear pulsing through him, but then the police stopped dead in their tracks. They looked past him, as if seeing a ghost, yelled, and took off back to where they came. Mark turn quickly around and saw what they had seen, a wolf as large as an elephant was standing there, snarling. Its eyes glowing a demonic red. Mark stumbled backwards and fell on the ground, but the wolf faded away, as if it was dust blown away by the wind. A few seconds later more police were around him, he was arrested then tried and was sent to the Sylvan Academy immediately after.

The police wouldn't send you to Sylvan...

[Jerusalemian]

Name: Mark Holder
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Abilities: Illusion manipulation
Years in the Academy: 3
House: Unis
Physical Description: 5'9" Black hair, white tshirt, jeans.
Personality: calm, nice, greedy, can be manipulative, dishonest
Backstory: Mark grew up among thieves, his parents having abandoned him when he was very young. They taught him many skills, how to evade capture by police, how to use the shadows to your advantage when going out to steal, and many other things. He loved his life, thrills around every corner, its what he lived for. But one night, when he was out with some other thieves they were inside a jewelry store when all-of-a-sudden there were several police cars outside the store. Lights flashing, sirens wailing. He and the other thieves took off out the back door, but the police were close behind. The other thieves figured they could make an escape if they tripped Mark, so that's exactly what they did. The other two escaped. Mark looked back as the police came running up, fear pulsing through him, but then the police stopped dead in their tracks. They looked past him, as if seeing a ghost, yelled, and took off back to where they came. Mark turn quickly around and saw what they had seen, a wolf as large as an elephant was standing there, snarling. Its eyes glowing a demonic red. Mark stumbled backwards and fell on the ground, but the wolf faded away, as if it was dust blown away by the wind. A few seconds later more police were around him, he was arrested then tried and was sent to the Sylvan Academy immediately after.

The police wouldn't send you to Sylvan...

They'd rape you and kill you on da spot.

[The Ferret Revolution]

The police wouldn't send you to Sylvan...

They'd rape you and kill you on da spot.

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

The police wouldn't send you to Sylvan...

They'd rape you and kill you on da spot.

I don't know what sick and corrupt police force you have grown up with but that's not what they normally do...