A New Chance (Alternate Modern Day)

[DrakoBlaria]

We dont call them Jaffa here. Weird.

[Valentir]

Yeah
No more Colonialism!

I'm imperialist, but more as in intervention than owing colonies.

[Aden Protectorate]

Why are we talking about Jaffa Cakes here anyways

[Valentir]

Why are we talking about Jaffa Cakes here anyways

I dunno

[Honeydew inc]

Why are we talking about Jaffa Cakes here anyways

I dunno

Because they are FKING GOOD

[Valentir]

I dunno

Because they are FKING GOOD

Agreed

[Aden Protectorate]

We could be using this time to post on The IC

[DrakoBlaria]

Good isnt even half of it.... THEY ARE WHAT THE OLYMPIAN GODS EAT!

[Valentir]

We could be using this time to post on The IC

The IC is up? France is going to make Jaffas!!!

[DrakoBlaria]

We could be using this time to post on The IC

Aint nobody got time for that

[Aden Protectorate]

I'll make a Jaffa Cake Thread if anyone wants

[Honeydew inc]

I'll make a Jaffa Cake Thread if anyone wants

Jaffa Lovers Thread!

[Bolguria]

The Jaffacake...an Imperialist Invention!

[Aden Protectorate]

did ithttp://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=238547

[Atelia]

Nation Name: Union of Militant Islands
Nation Flag:

http://i39.tinypic.com/npq3br.png

Claims(images recommended):

http://i41.tinypic.com/30ub7d5.png

in black
Current Head of State: Warlord Vaas Kanak
Current National Religion(if any): None
Population: 15,000,000
Economy system: Controlled market, piracy, other illegal activities.
Economy(from 1-10): 5
National Ideology: Survival of the fittest
Military numbers: 4,000,000
Air Force(from 1-10): 4 only has cargo, and transport planes.
Army(from 1-10): 7 large but improvised and very unprofessional
Navy(from 1-10): 6 large but improvised
Overall Military(from 1-10): 5.5
Heavy Industry(from 1-10): 2
Light Industry(from 1-10): 8
Tourism(from 1-10): 10
Roads(from 1-10): 1
Do you have nuclear powerplants?: None
Do you have nuclear weapons?: yes a couple of nuclear bombs
If you have nuclear weapons rate them(from 1-10): 3
Do you have a Space program?: None
If so rate it(from 1-10):
Nation History Summary: The union of militant islands was formed somewhere in the mid 17 hundreds in reponce to colonization by world empires. Together they believed they could fend off the might of the brittish, french, dutch, and portugese colonization efforts. For the most part this union failed to fight off the powers however from 1800 to today the imperialist grip on these islands faded away ever slightly and fron 1968 to 1981 a global revolution broke off the power of other nations and the union came to be. However to make a living people from these islands have only plundered, looted, and destroyed. stealing and hijacking ships and planes using tourism as bait. The union has yet to be apprehended however by any nation do to the dificulty of an island hopping campaign against The militant islands beleaving it wouldent be worth it in the end, regardless the union of militant islands is a proper nation who does atend all global meetings and negotiates, as well as trades with other nations.
RP Example:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=187501

[Petrovsegratsk]

21 Million soldiers?
I give Russia a week 'till collapse.

What was that? INVADE YOU? Okay, it'd be my pleasure!

[The New Lowlands]

21 Million soldiers?
I give Russia a week 'till collapse.

What was that? INVADE YOU? Okay, it'd be my pleasure!

Okay, now arm all those 21 million soldiers without bankrupting your economy and starving, then fight a conflict wherein you conquer my nation without me resorting to the nuclear option, or you know, me winning because I have a larger population and bigger economy.

[Petrovsegratsk]

Nation Name: Mexican Empire (Third)
Nation Flag: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File: ... Mexico.svg
Claims(images recommended): ALL left territory between USA and Columbia
Current Head of State: Empress Catherine I
Current National Religion(if any): Catholicism
Population: 156,578,000 All of Central America plus mexico AND the south regions.

Economy system: Socialism
Economy(from 1-10):9
National Ideology: Centrist Capitalist
Military numbers: 1,000,000
Air Force(from 1-10):5
Army(from 1-10):10
Navy(from 1-10):5
Overall Military(from 1-10):10
Heavy Industry(from 1-10):7
Light Industry(from 1-10):9
Tourism(from 1-10):6
Roads(from 1-10):6
Do you have nuclear powerplans?: yeah
Do you have nuclear weapons?: yes
If you have nuclear weapons rate them(from 1-10):5
Do you have a Space program?:no
If so rate it(from 1-10):''
Nation History Summary:Mexico decided to reform it's empire. After that they decided to conquerer Central America. Central America was easily crushed.After that they invaded the southeren regions of the USA. The USA surredered and the Mexican Empire continued there expasion by invading the Carribien.After they fell,Mexico found 450 WMDS mainly nukes but they was an bad codtion. Now Mexico is an nuclear power,They are ready to take there seat in the world stage...
RP Example: As i said,You know me.

Maybe you should check the map again, and then realize a lot of you territory is TAKEN.

[Petrovsegratsk]

What was that? INVADE YOU? Okay, it'd be my pleasure!

Okay, now arm all those 21 million soldiers without bankrupting your economy and starving, then fight a conflict wherein you conquer my nation without me resorting to the nuclear option, or you know, me winning because I have a larger population and bigger economy.

You're so cute, like Napoleon, and Hitler, you underestimate us, and thus, you'd loose.

Russia, IRL, has 21,000,000+ soldiers, and yet our economy is growing stronger.

What nation are you, by the way?

[The New Lowlands]

Okay, now arm all those 21 million soldiers without bankrupting your economy and starving, then fight a conflict wherein you conquer my nation without me resorting to the nuclear option, or you know, me winning because I have a larger population and bigger economy.

You're so cute, like Napoleon, and Hitler, you underestimate us, and thus, you'd loose.

Russia, IRL, has 21,000,000+ soldiers, and yet our economy is growing stronger.

What nation are you, by the way?

Russia has a gargantuan, under-equipped, undertrained active force, and an even larger, practically NON-EQUIPPED, badly trained reserve force.
I'm not invading Russia, I'm fighting on my home soil with a well-equipped professional army, hence I win.
Long live the Mali Empire.

[Bolguria]

What was that? INVADE YOU? Okay, it'd be my pleasure!

Okay, now arm all those 21 million soldiers without bankrupting your economy and starving, then fight a conflict wherein you conquer my nation without me resorting to the nuclear option, or you know, me winning because I have a larger population and bigger economy.

Famous leaders who have had the best armies with the best weapons have always failed to ever get passed Moscow!

[Petrovsegratsk]

You're so cute, like Napoleon, and Hitler, you underestimate us, and thus, you'd loose.

Russia, IRL, has 21,000,000+ soldiers, and yet our economy is growing stronger.

What nation are you, by the way?

Russia has a gargantuan, under-equipped, undertrained active force, and an even larger, practically NON-EQUIPPED, badly trained reserve force.
I'm not invading Russia, I'm fighting on my home soil with a well-equipped professional army, hence I win.
Long live the Mali Empire.

Who the Hell gave MALI NUKES?

Anyway, Russia's military is the 2nd most powerful military force, IN THE WORLD, 1st beings the USA, obviously.

I could wipe the floor with you, and even if you did nuke me, I have enough nukes to destroy the world, and still have some left over, so I could nuke your country so hard that your land would become uninhabitable, I'd turn you into glass.

[Bolguria]

You're so cute, like Napoleon, and Hitler, you underestimate us, and thus, you'd loose.

Russia, IRL, has 21,000,000+ soldiers, and yet our economy is growing stronger.

What nation are you, by the way?

Russia has a gargantuan, under-equipped, undertrained active force, and an even larger, practically NON-EQUIPPED, badly trained reserve force.
I'm not invading Russia, I'm fighting on my home soil with a well-equipped professional army, hence I win.
Long live the Mali Empire.

History isn't your strong point...is it?

Also, Russia has huge stockpiles of Nukes, so invading it is just a death sentence

P.S; Isn't Mali infested by Islamic terrorists?

[DrakoBlaria]

Yes, and if Russia uses nukes the rest of the world will just stand there watching...

And Russia relied on numbers (and winter) not equipment

[United Soviet Jason Republic]

Nation Name: Union of Militant Islands
Nation Flag:

http://i39.tinypic.com/npq3br.png

Claims(images recommended):

http://i41.tinypic.com/30ub7d5.png

in black
Current Head of State: Warlord Vaas Kanak
Current National Religion(if any): None
Population: 15,000,000
Economy system: Controlled market, piracy, other illegal activities.
Economy(from 1-10): 5
National Ideology: Survival of the fittest
Military numbers: 4,000,000
Air Force(from 1-10): 4 only has cargo, and transport planes.
Army(from 1-10): 7 large but improvised and very unprofessional
Navy(from 1-10): 6 large but improvised
Overall Military(from 1-10): 5.5
Heavy Industry(from 1-10): 2
Light Industry(from 1-10): 8
Tourism(from 1-10): 10
Roads(from 1-10): 1
Do you have nuclear powerplants?: None
Do you have nuclear weapons?: yes a couple of nuclear bombs
If you have nuclear weapons rate them(from 1-10): 3
Do you have a Space program?: None
If so rate it(from 1-10):
Nation History Summary: The union of militant islands was formed somewhere in the mid 17 hundreds in reponce to colonization by world empires. Together they believed they could fend off the might of the brittish, french, dutch, and portugese colonization efforts. For the most part this union failed to fight off the powers however from 1800 to today the imperialist grip on these islands faded away ever slightly and fron 1968 to 1981 a global revolution broke off the power of other nations and the union came to be. However to make a living people from these islands have only plundered, looted, and destroyed. stealing and hijacking ships and planes using tourism as bait. The union has yet to be apprehended however by any nation do to the dificulty of an island hopping campaign against The militant islands beleaving it wouldent be worth it in the end, regardless the union of militant islands is a proper nation who does atend all global meetings and negotiates, as well as trades with other nations.
RP Example:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=187501

Get off Japanese territory that was already claimed and FYI most of the pacific islands you claimed we're yellow because Japan has most of the small pacific islands. Please correct you claims.