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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 7:04 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Ralnis wrote:The Grey Orkz were in their power armor as they saw the Death Korps. Instead of attacking them they just stood at the ready as they talked.
"Halt Imperium Humans, you are in the presence of the Grey Orkz of the Seventh Gear Mechaz. We have no quarrel with you unlike the other Orkz, I suggest that you come to the command center with some peaceful attentions for we will defend ourselves if need to"

The guardsmen raise their weapons not really trusting the Orks but a figure clad in ancient Blue power armor, and the mark of the Blood Ravens on his shoulder walked through them, and made them lower their weapons. The Librarian spoke up "You Orks have been touched by the warp." He says placing his power stave firmly on the ground. "It seems the warps effect on people has been reversed."

The Grey Ork in grey power armor with a Ork symbol that has a gear in the background saw the Librarian spoke" Thats right Human, we got ourselves touch by the Warp, a Calridian Infinite Warp missile hit this ship and launch into the Warp, their we gotten ourselves smarter, calmer, hell even our psychic power and WAAAGH are different that it made us what we are now. Our leader, the Geared Prophet last time we heard was at the Senate building but saw the damage that bloated dead Git, the Brutal Shaman done massive damage and was going to see the damage our dumber brothers have cause."
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Postby Honorisia » Sat May 25, 2013 7:06 pm

The massive Ivankov pushed forwards, burning frigates out of the way at will. The Renaurian dreadnought, Fist of Humanity, answered it. The massive energy cannons firing again, directed towards the Caldari supercarrier. The rest of the fleet continued, launching barrage after barrage into the Caldari. The ODF fired again, concentrating firepower on the Caldari capital ships. All the while, point defense beams defended the Renaurians from the atomic bombardment. The fighters zipped around, hunting the stealth bombers and intercepting missiles. The cyber warfare attack was being stonewalled, the most advanced firewalls being used in defense of the home planet.
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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 7:12 pm

Honorisia wrote:The massive Ivankov pushed forwards, burning frigates out of the way at will. The Renaurian dreadnought, Fist of Humanity, answered it. The massive energy cannons firing again, directed towards the Caldari supercarrier. The rest of the fleet continued, launching barrage after barrage into the Caldari. The ODF fired again, concentrating firepower on the Caldari capital ships. All the while, point defense beams defended the Renaurians from the atomic bombardment. The fighters zipped around, hunting the stealth bombers and intercepting missiles. The cyber warfare attack was being stonewalled, the most advanced firewalls being used in defense of the home planet.

Shields finally went up, with the lasers sometimes piercing them and burning the hulk. Many stealth bombers got into the atmosphere, and waited to drop nuclear payloads onto the cities below. The super carrier was suffering damage, but continued to bombard the enemies around it. One capital ship, a battle cruiser, upon seeing it's engines and shields destroyed, went full steam ahead into the Fist of Humanity, aiming to destroy it once and for all
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby The blood ravens » Sat May 25, 2013 7:13 pm

Ralnis wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:The guardsmen raise their weapons not really trusting the Orks but a figure clad in ancient Blue power armor, and the mark of the Blood Ravens on his shoulder walked through them, and made them lower their weapons. The Librarian spoke up "You Orks have been touched by the warp." He says placing his power stave firmly on the ground. "It seems the warps effect on people has been reversed."

The Grey Ork in grey power armor with a Ork symbol that has a gear in the background saw the Librarian spoke" Thats right Human, we got ourselves touch by the Warp, a Calridian Infinite Warp missile hit this ship and launch into the Warp, their we gotten ourselves smarter, calmer, hell even our psychic power and WAAAGH are different that it made us what we are now. Our leader, the Geared Prophet last time we heard was at the Senate building but saw the damage that bloated dead Git, the Brutal Shaman done massive damage and was going to see the damage our dumber brothers have cause."

"Interesting. The fact that it worked on the most violent race in the galaxy is amazing. Tell me, how long were you in the warp?"
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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 7:18 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Ralnis wrote:The Grey Ork in grey power armor with a Ork symbol that has a gear in the background saw the Librarian spoke" Thats right Human, we got ourselves touch by the Warp, a Calridian Infinite Warp missile hit this ship and launch into the Warp, their we gotten ourselves smarter, calmer, hell even our psychic power and WAAAGH are different that it made us what we are now. Our leader, the Geared Prophet last time we heard was at the Senate building but saw the damage that bloated dead Git, the Brutal Shaman done massive damage and was going to see the damage our dumber brothers have cause."

"Interesting. The fact that it worked on the most violent race in the galaxy is amazing. Tell me, how long were you in the warp?"

"Can't really say, you Humans know how it is. The Warp is so much full of peace and tranquility that when we came out it felt like we were missing properly a couple months to maybe a few years, but I guess it was long enough to become like this and to become more advance then the other Orks to have weapons like this aswell"
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Postby Honorisia » Sat May 25, 2013 7:23 pm

The crew of the dreadnought saw the incoming cruiser, recognizing the threat for what it was. "All power to shields!" The ship went dark, every bit of power possible drawn to the shields. The cruiser impacted, creating a massive explosion. The bright energies of the exploding ship washed over the Dreaadnought. "Divert power back to weapons." The Fist of Humanity lit back up, obviously damaged by the ramming attack. Around the two massive, damaged flagships the battle still raged. On the planet, anti-ship and anti-air turrets activated. They spat fire into the sky, inent on bringing down the stealth bombers. Fighters still swarmed into the atmosphere, attempting to bring down as many bombers as possible.

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Captain Zhang approached the Caldari diplomats, he needed to find a way to bring a close to the war.
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Postby The blood ravens » Sat May 25, 2013 7:27 pm

Ralnis wrote:
The blood ravens wrote:"Interesting. The fact that it worked on the most violent race in the galaxy is amazing. Tell me, how long were you in the warp?"

"Can't really say, you Humans know how it is. The Warp is so much full of peace and tranquility that when we came out it felt like we were missing properly a couple months to maybe a few years, but I guess it was long enough to become like this and to become more advance then the other Orks to have weapons like this aswell"

"Thank you for your time. This information will help our research into the warp greatly. Oh, and we have information regarding your origins, and the Old Ones. Considering that you are now civilized I thought you might be interested in it." The librarian says before leading the guardsmen away. Meanwhile the head of the Ork warlord was mounted on a pike infront of the Imperial embassy, a grim trophy, and a reminder of the victory over the largest WAAAGH ever created.
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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 7:29 pm

Honorisia wrote:The crew of the dreadnought saw the incoming cruiser, recognizing the threat for what it was. "All power to shields!" The ship went dark, every bit of power possible drawn to the shields. The cruiser impacted, creating a massive explosion. The bright energies of the exploding ship washed over the Dreaadnought. "Divert power back to weapons." The Fist of Humanity lit back up, obviously damaged by the ramming attack. Around the two massive, damaged flagships the battle still raged. On the planet, anti-ship and anti-air turrets activated. They spat fire into the sky, inent on bringing down the stealth bombers. Fighters still swarmed into the atmosphere, attempting to bring down as many bombers as possible.

UHA Parliament
Captain Zhang approached the Caldari diplomats, he needed to find a way to bring a close to the war.

The stealth bombers began firing on cities with laser weaponry, not wanting to create too much loss. A lone stealth bomber dropped a nuke into the sea, as a warning. In space, the atomic barrage continued, as ships began going under the enemy fleet. Suddenly, Ivankov did a wild manuever. It turned around so that the exhaust faced the Fist of Humanity, and put full force into it. Battle cruisers began surging into the enemy fleet and laying mines.

UHA Parliament

The Caldari ambassador looked Captain Zhang, and nodded. "Do you know realize the horrible affects of this war, Captain?"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 7:41 pm

The blood ravens wrote:
Ralnis wrote:"Can't really say, you Humans know how it is. The Warp is so much full of peace and tranquility that when we came out it felt like we were missing properly a couple months to maybe a few years, but I guess it was long enough to become like this and to become more advance then the other Orks to have weapons like this aswell"

"Thank you for your time. This information will help our research into the warp greatly. Oh, and we have information regarding your origins, and the Old Ones. Considering that you are now civilized I thought you might be interested in it." The librarian says before leading the guardsmen away. Meanwhile the head of the Ork warlord was mounted on a pike infront of the Imperial embassy, a grim trophy, and a reminder of the victory over the largest WAAAGH ever created.

"Anything to help us Orks figure out were we actually came from."
"Hey Urbz, message from the Geared Prophet, he said he is going to the Imperial Embassy and heard that the Imperial Guard are in our ship and we need approval ahead of time to get in"
"Well, I guess for the sake of our people getting along with other people, we need confirmation for our Geared Prophet, our leader to go to the Imperial Embassy before he go gets himself killed at the Space Marines.'
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Postby Honorisia » Sat May 25, 2013 7:45 pm

The space battle had devolved into a desperate melee. Renaurian ships were constantly moving, not allowing the Caldari to get between them and the planet. Mines being layed in the chaos of the battle were damaging Caldari and Renaurian ships alike. Beams of bright energy were burning into Caldari ships, returning whatever they recieved with a vengeance. The massive Fist of Humanity lost her shields, the thrusters burning away paint. The Dreadnought fired back with its main cannons, intent on destroying the Ivankov. Through all of it, the orbital defense cannons continued to fire. The massive cannons easily being the most powerful weapons used by the Renaurians.

On the planet, the defense emplacements and fighters continued to fire at the bombers.

UHA Parliament

Zhang nodded. "My people cannot afford a war with a galactic power, we are too few. You want us as customers instead of enemies. I have come with a simple proposal. We stop the fighting. For both our people's sake."
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Postby Personal Defense Force » Sat May 25, 2013 7:51 pm

Floating through the outer-rim of the Empire was the First Fleet, composed of four Mercury Class Battlestars, seven Basestars, four guardian basestars, and 24 Firestar cruisers. There job was to patrol the outer-colonies, looking for signs of a small group of rebel ships that recently escaped using FTL from Caprica. The reason for the first fleet intervening in the matter is the strength of the group had recently reached critical level, after several MIW nuclear devices came under there possession, leaving many of the outer-colonies defenses inadequate against the threat.

The other reason for it's existence in the outer reaches of the empire was the recent contact with the "Senate"; the collection of alien and human races that appear to share a style of FTL that is trackable, unlike the Empires style, and there secondary job was to figure out a way to track it. The 9th fleet, composed of half a dozen Valkyrie class battlestars that are retrofitted with science stations and an improved DRADIUS system for long range tracking of OPFOR fleets in the nearby systems. Working as a sort of early detection system in case any of the other conglomerates would seek to gain new territory by exploiting them.

The civilian population was still reveling after the discovery of the alien races that populate the galaxy, and the subsequent rationing of travel outside of the system to prevent technology leaks. Although several envoys composed of civilian ships have probed the galaxy, no truley substantial diplomatic avenues had been opened with any other race or group.

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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 7:58 pm

Calradi Consulate Embassy
The Geared Prophet realized what the Brutal Shaman had done, but his people need a new home. The Calradi did not care who they sold anything to anyone as long as they get money, in which it will be easy to find their embassy. The Geared Prophet was walking inside the embassy building and walked to the assistant at the front desk.
"I am here to request the Calradi services and business acquisitions or whatever the freaking humans talk about."
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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 8:02 pm

The super carrier continued firing at the dreadnought, while stealth bombers dropped three nuclear bombs onto the planet.
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"I agree. It is time to end this conflict. But, before I do anything, I want to say these things not to the Captain from Karaan, but to the human I know as Zhang: one, our ships only appeared in your territory because of a jump malfunction. Two, it would greatly please me if you would become an ambassador of our race to your people. And now, let's end this." The ambassador spoke into his intercom in the Caldari native tongue, then put it down, and ate a cookie.

Karaan Space

The Caldari Navy suddenly stopped, and regrouped into a neutral formation. Stealth bombers began docking back into the Ivankov, and the and all warfare stopped. The fleet manuevered away from the planet, trying to keep it's distance.

Caldari Embassy

The assistant looked up, then swiftly took out and armed a laser blaster. "It's Caldari, not Calradi. Now, may I know your name before entry?"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 8:07 pm

Brissia wrote:The super carrier continued firing at the dreadnought, while stealth bombers dropped three nuclear bombs onto the planet. Multiple stealth bombers fell, and the nukes inside of them exploded, causing even more destruction. Battle cruisers went into the atmosphere, and began dropped poison onto the forests and seas, hoping to poison water and food supplies.

UHA Parliament

"I agree. It is time to end this conflict. But, before I do anything, I want to say these things not to the Captain from Karaan, but to the human I know as Zhang: one, our ships only appeared in your territory because of a jump malfunction. Two, it would greatly please me if you would become an ambassador of our race to your people. And now, let's end this." The ambassador spoke into his intercom in the Caldari native tongue, then put it down, and ate a cookie.

Karaan Space

The Caldari Navy suddenly stopped, and regrouped into a neutral formation. Stealth bombers began docking back into the Ivankov, and the and all warfare stopped. Below them, the planets forests and seas were choking on poisons, and cities burned. The fleet manuevered away from the planet, trying to keep it's distance.

Caldari Embassy

The assistant looked up, then swiftly took out and armed a laser blaster. "It's Caldari, not Calradi. Now, may I know your name before entry?"

"I am the Geared Prophet Gorguntz of the Grey Orkz"
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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 8:18 pm

Caldari Embassy

"OK, Sir, you may enter the Caldari Embassy. Have a nice deal." A set of doors opened, welcoming the Ork. Inside the room were two adjacent couches, between which was a table laden with food, a mini bar, and a window showing the Citadel. A soft melodic voice came from hidden microphones. "Come in, we welcome you."
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Honorisia » Sat May 25, 2013 8:27 pm

The two fleets separated, both bloodied. The Fist of Humanity was miraculously still functional. It was leaking atmosphere and full of holes, but the battered flagship still managed to maneuver itself to the front of the Renaurian fleet. The two fleets stared each other down, both reciving their stand-down orders. The Renaurian fleet had done well, despite the fact that it had been heavily outnumbered. The majority of frigates had been lost, and about half the destroyers were out of commission. Only three battleships were down and, unfortunately for the RSC, one carrier had been lost in the battle.

UHA Parliament

Zhang chuckled, then gave a simple confirmation. "I don't know what you expect of me, but I'm no diplomat. I'm just a captain in the Navy. We can treat with other civilizations if we deem it necessary, but I doubt that I'll end up promoted for my actions. If you're extremely unlucky, you might end up saddled with the firebrand I ended up removing from the Parliament session." Zhang gave a quick salute. "My duty is on my ship. Farewell." With that he left the Caldari embassy, heading back to the likely firestorm he would receive on his own ship.
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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 8:29 pm

Brissia wrote:Caldari Embassy

"OK, Sir, you may enter the Caldari Embassy. Have a nice deal." A set of doors opened, welcoming the Ork. Inside the room were two adjacent couches, between which was a table laden with food, and mini bar, and a window showing the Citadel. A soft melodic voice came from hidden microphones. "Come in, we welcome you."

The Geared Prophet came in and did not sat down as he spoke" I come here trying to buy a planet for my people."
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Postby Rightful Revolution » Sat May 25, 2013 8:32 pm

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Tong

Assimilation of the Toong species has begun with a rocky start. It is obvious the brutal Toong civil war, Empire involvement, and sudden arrival of an alien civilization has deeply scarred the bright, but paranoid race. The more adventurous Toong have been invited off world to show case the Impervious Empire, while gentler cultural aspects are applied, such as pod racing.
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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 8:37 pm

Karaan Space

The fleet jumped away after receiving orders. In losses, numerous stealth bombers were lost, 5 battle cruisers were completely annihilated, 6 were severely damaged. The super carrier Ivankov was on the verge of falling apart.

UHA Parliament

The Caldari shrugged, then sat down. Munching on a cookie, he said to himself, "These are strange humans. Almost like Orkz"

Caldari Embassy
A Caldari man came into the room, then sat down. His tail swished around, almost seeming like a separate entity. "Before I begin, I must tell you that the Caldari, unlike steryotypes say, don't sell anything to everyone. Now, a planet.......is the location important?"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 8:45 pm

Brissia wrote:Karaan Space

The fleet jumped away after receiving orders. In losses, only one major ship was lost, and that was the battle cruiser that rammed the enemy dreadnought.

UHA Parliament

The Caldari shrugged, then sat down. Munching on a cookie, he said to himself, "These are strange humans. Almost like Orkz"

Caldari Embassy
A Caldari man came into the room, then sat down. His tail swished around, almost seeming like a separate entity. "Before I begin, I must tell you that the Caldari, unlike steryotypes say, don't sell anything to everyone. Now, a planet.......is the location important?"

"Yes, it must be in vicinity of Orks or rumored of were Orks are, you know, like being around family or friends you know how it is."
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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 8:48 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Brissia wrote:Karaan Space

The fleet jumped away after receiving orders. In losses, only one major ship was lost, and that was the battle cruiser that rammed the enemy dreadnought.

UHA Parliament

The Caldari shrugged, then sat down. Munching on a cookie, he said to himself, "These are strange humans. Almost like Orkz"

Caldari Embassy
A Caldari man came into the room, then sat down. His tail swished around, almost seeming like a separate entity. "Before I begin, I must tell you that the Caldari, unlike steryotypes say, don't sell anything to everyone. Now, a planet.......is the location important?"

"Yes, it must be in vicinity of Orks or rumored of were Orks are, you know, like being around family or friends you know how it is."

"OK then, that means a planet somewhere in the Klingon Province...." The Caldari reached for a slice of cake, and began eating it. "Now, do you want a very comfortable planet? One with oceans? Or maybe completely covered in deserts?"
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 8:57 pm

Brissia wrote:
Ralnis wrote:"Yes, it must be in vicinity of Orks or rumored of were Orks are, you know, like being around family or friends you know how it is."

"OK then, that means a planet somewhere in the Klingon Province...." The Caldari reached for a slice of cake, and began eating it. "Now, do you want a very comfortable planet? One with oceans? Or maybe completely covered in deserts?"

Desert will be most suited to the Grey Orkz taste.
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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 9:02 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Brissia wrote:"OK then, that means a planet somewhere in the Klingon Province...." The Caldari reached for a slice of cake, and began eating it. "Now, do you want a very comfortable planet? One with oceans? Or maybe completely covered in deserts?"

Desert will be most suited to the Grey Orkz taste.

"Ah, I know! The planet of Karvon. Completely covered in deserts, only 2 seas! It has amazing salt deposits....and is right up close to our boundaries, so the nearest Ork settlement is about...3 light years away. Almost nothing, if you have FTL methods of travel. Now....about the price...."
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Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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Postby Ralnis » Sat May 25, 2013 9:05 pm

Brissia wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Desert will be most suited to the Grey Orkz taste.

"Ah, I know! The planet of Karvon. Completely covered in deserts, only 2 seas! It has amazing salt deposits....and is right up close to our boundaries, so the nearest Ork settlement is about...3 light years away. Almost nothing, if you have FTL methods of travel. Now....about the price...."

"Ahh yes, the Grey Orks have a lot of loot and bits thanks to being the former flagship of Warlord Antlar. It all is a matter of pricing for the planet."
This account must be deleted. The person behind it is a racist, annoying waste of life that must be shunned back to whatever rock he crawled out from.

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Postby Brissia » Sat May 25, 2013 9:10 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Brissia wrote:"Ah, I know! The planet of Karvon. Completely covered in deserts, only 2 seas! It has amazing salt deposits....and is right up close to our boundaries, so the nearest Ork settlement is about...3 light years away. Almost nothing, if you have FTL methods of travel. Now....about the price...."

"Ahh yes, the Grey Orks have a lot of loot and bits thanks to being the former flagship of Warlord Antlar. It all is a matter of pricing for the planet."

"OK....salt deposits are 2.5 billion.......sea fauna and flora is 2 billion......minerals are 5 billion.....in all, the planet would cost about 9.5 billion ICK. That....is a lot of money. And since it is our fault you got into the Warp in the first place, we have an offering. You may live on the planet for free, BUT, you will allow us to mine the salt and collect life forms in the sea. Additionally, we will help you in whatever you're doing, so you are on the good end of this. Think about: either almost 10 billion ICK, and without any help from us, or no ICK and help from us. I think the choice is quite obvious...."
Economic Left/Right: 0.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.2121
Shimon-Zhivago wrote:
Brissia wrote:I'm Jewish, so I guess I'll just stare at your windows, waving a menorah at Christmas Carolers.

But you won't because Hanukkah is at Thanksgiving.
Just imagine; "Friends, family, I'd just like to say before I cut the Turkey BARUCH ATA ADONAI..."

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