Personification Life Signup and Planning (OOC, Part IV)

[Cerillium]

We're all just on edge over the invasion is all. It'll be all over by the weekendand then we'll all get back to loving eachother again, except father Bones, because he's afraid of commitment, but he's somehow still married to mother Swith . . .

Father? If you're not a fan of committing, then why are you married to mummy?

*Waits to be thrown into the pits of despair*

Bran, the irony of it all? Their verbal interplay OOC and their work on keeping thread continuity reminds me of an old married couple walking in the park with all their children in tow. The kids are carrying knives and sacks and killing all the squirrels. The insane parents look on with pride and occasionally teach the kids how to kill things better.

LOL@GT That'll teach him!

(I don't even know where I fit in to the Family of D&F )

[Primordial Luxa]

Prim, my breakdown. I pared down a lot of stuff so we could lose the city.

GT’s Factory
Purpose: Recovery and Defense; retreat through portals
Unit out of sight. Used only to assist in evacuating dead Thriller if needed (Char!Swith’s troops.)
Slaa…. Um… “Lust” Lord with Modified Anti-Drone canister weapon (ADCW)
30 Noise Marines w/Modified Sonic Blasters
10 Raptors w/Modified Bolters & chainaxes. Champ w/ADCW
10 Obliterator
Rhino

Inside Perimeter of Chaos Restaurant
Purpose: Defense
“Plague” Lord w/ADCW
Deuce (Player Character)
40 Noise Marines w/Modified Blasters
200 (veteran!) Cultists armed with ADCW; mixed bag for War, Plague and Lust
-also-
1 Greater Daemon (Great Unclean One) squatting on the roof

Unholy Host
Purpose: Purging and Recovery of PCs
Swith w/Modified bolter, Eviscerater and her usual bag of tricks
500 Mixed bag Noise Marines and other CSM, most aspiring champions, broken down into smaller units. Units capable of using Swith’s portal devices.
8 Keeper of Secrets

Sub Base
Purpose: Reserves and Damage Control afterwards.
Mixed bag of Titans, Rhinos, Bloodthirsters and others in their class, CSM, smaller annoying things like Daemonettes, larger annoying things like tax collectors and girl scouts, lots and lots and lots of cultists. It looks like a cultist convention. Prim, if you can think of it and if you need it in play, we can pull it from the “Void”. All four gods represented here. Major portal leading straight into the Eye. Minor portals leading to police substations, schools, etc. Minor portals leading to outside city perimeter.

Rail Gun
Bloodthirster (fused with the gun fer teh lulz)
1 Tech-priest plus GT’s people (Sapphire, Barox, Khro)

Ok just remember to keep them in backround and to make it about your characters.

[AETEN II]

Anyone want to help out Ozzall and Nox? They're in the street outside the apartments and have made fortifications.

[The BranRiech]

My troops and forces:

x1 Branson Nikanor
x200 Branriechian marines
x1 Hrimfaxi-class submarine docked in the harbor
x24 Moskit cruise missiles (Nuclear/Non-nuclear)

Ceril: You're the oldest one, the great-great-great-great gandfather that still somehow looks really young or something.

And yay! We get to sing this for our next concert!

[Bone Fort]

Bran, the irony of it all? Their verbal interplay OOC and their work on keeping thread continuity reminds me of an old married couple walking in the park with all their children in tow. The kids are carrying knives and sacks and killing all the squirrels. The insane parents look on with pride and occasionally teach the kids how to kill things better.

LOL@GT That'll teach him!

(I don't even know where I fit in to the Family of D&F )

We need to come up with something, this will not do... Swith's a two timer and cheating on me with you?

*shrugs*

Maybe the crazy uncle? You know, the one that tells jokes and is always wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

[Urran]

We're all just on edge over the invasion is all. It'll be all over by the weekendand then we'll all get back to loving eachother again, except father Bones, because he's afraid of commitment, but he's somehow still married to mother Swith . . .

Father? If you're not a fan of committing, then why are you married to mummy?

*Waits to be thrown into the pits of despair*

what am I in the family exactly?

[Bone Fort]

what am I in the family exactly?

You're adopted.

[Cerillium]

Ok just remember to keep them in backround and to make it about your characters.

Agreed. I don't want to run all that. My things at the factory are picking up the body parts or wounded after damage is taken. Nurgle's stuff at the restaurant is for show and to help straggler PCs running for cover.

Bran, I'm probably the oldest or else NVE is.

Bones, I think I have a shirt like that in my closet.

Swith has a reverse harem? No wonder there are so many uncles.

[Bone Fort]

Agreed. I don't want to run all that. My things at the factory are picking up the body parts or wounded after damage is taken. Nurgle's stuff at the restaurant is for show and to help straggler PCs running for cover.

Bran, I'm probably the oldest or else NVE is.

Bones, I think I have a shirt like that in my closet.

Swith has a reverse harem? No wonder there are so many uncles.

Seeing as you have a kid, it's safe to assume that you're oldest, going off of what has been said before in the OOC.

[Urran]

what am I in the family exactly?

You're adopted.

NOOOOO! EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW IS A LIE! *enters portal of doom and despair*

[Germanic Templars]

what am I in the family exactly?

You're adopted.

lol.

[Cerillium]

Seeing as you have a kid, it's safe to assume that you're oldest, going off of what has been said before in the OOC.

NVE could be a breeder for all we know.

I'm only 32.

[Bone Fort]

NOOOOO! EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW IS A LIE! *enters portal of doom and despair*

And it's only coincidence that I say that to everyone that calls me daddy.

[The BranRiech]

Nevermind, this is how I picture Tilt in Real life.

[AETEN II]

what am I in the family exactly?

You're adopted.

What am I? That random guy that you discover was your long-long-long-long lost brother or something?

[Torsiedelle]

What am I?

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Prim, my breakdown. I pared down a lot of stuff so we could lose the city.

GT’s Factory
Purpose: Recovery and Defense; retreat through portals
Unit out of sight. Used only to assist in evacuating dead Thriller or wounded Conquest if needed (Char!Swith’s troops.)
Slaa…. Um… “Lust” Lord with Modified Anti-Drone canister weapon (ADCW)
30 Noise Marines w/Modified Sonic Blasters
>>>10 Raptors w/Modified Bolters & chainaxes. Champ w/ADCW<<<
10 Obliterator
Rhino

Da what?
*calls laywer*
I want to sue for copyright infringement.
"~~~~~~"
What do you mean I'm already being sued by Universal, the BBC, and Red 5 Comics?
"~~~~~~"
Damn you Steve!
*crushes phone*

[Bone Fort]

Fuck it... YOU'RE ALL ADOPTED. ALL OF YOU. NO EXCEPTIONS.

[Urran]

What am I?

SISTER!

[AETEN II]

Fuck it... YOU'RE ALL ADOPTED. ALL OF YOU. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Notice I asked what am I. Not who am I. I'm honestly convinced I'm some sort of spawn in disguise, but then forgot it was in disguise.

[Germanic Templars]

Fuck it... YOU'RE ALL ADOPTED. ALL OF YOU. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Actually, we already established that I am the grandfather..

Also, I am going to bed. Good night all of you putrid scrotums.

[Tiltjuice]

Anyone want to help out Ozzall and Nox? They're in the street outside the apartments and have made fortifications.

I sent one of my chars to you a while back. Where did you leave her?

We're all just on edge over the invasion is all. It'll be all over by the weekendand then we'll all get back to loving eachother again, except father Bones, because he's afraid of commitment, but he's somehow still married to mother Swith . . .

Father? If you're not a fan of committing, then why are you married to mummy?

*Waits to be thrown into the pits of despair*

Let us all gather together and say "Levirate".

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Seeing as you have a kid, it's safe to assume that you're oldest, going off of what has been said before in the OOC.

NVE could be a breeder for all we know.

I'm only 32.

How about no. If you guys want my true identity you are going to have to pull me out of my fantasy world, within a fantasy world, within a fantasy world built on plagiarism.

[AETEN II]

Anyone want to help out Ozzall and Nox? They're in the street outside the apartments and have made fortifications.

I sent one of my chars to you a while back. Where did you leave her?

We're all just on edge over the invasion is all. It'll be all over by the weekendand then we'll all get back to loving eachother again, except father Bones, because he's afraid of commitment, but he's somehow still married to mother Swith . . .

Father? If you're not a fan of committing, then why are you married to mummy?

*Waits to be thrown into the pits of despair*

Let us all gather together and say "Levirate".

Dude, I never even saw the post. You guys post too damned much. Send out into the open, as that's where Nox and Ozzall are. Albeit fortified.

[Cerillium]

Fuck it... YOU'RE ALL ADOPTED. ALL OF YOU. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Actually, we already established that I am the grandfather..

Also, I am going to bed. Good night all of you putrid scrotums.

Hey. Get it right. I'm a dick.

Good night, also.