RP of the 1500's {OOC/ Open}

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:13 pm

And where did the idea that I begged come into existence?

by **Mauretania Tingitana** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:14 pm

His army invaded with a fraction of my total forces. I would have destroyed him. That battle you mentioned happened in 1506, five years from where we are. Also, this is alternate history. Anyway, Poland is still in my land, or was he changed as well?

Also, Valentir is always right. That's rule #1. Rule #2, if Valentir isn't right, see rule #1. Blessed be his name.

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:16 pm

Mauretania Tingitana wrote:His army invaded with a fraction of my total forces. I would have destroyed him. That battle you mentioned happened in 1506, five years from where we are. Also, this is alternate history. Anyway, Poland is still in my land, or was he changed as well?

Also, Valentir is always right. That's rule #1. Rule #2, if Valentir isn't right, see rule #1. Blessed be his name.

I invaded when i believed Crimea to be NPC. And as we see from the battle, I only need a fraction of my men to win.

by **Valentir** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:17 pm

Mauretania Tingitana wrote:His army invaded with a fraction of my total forces. I would have destroyed him. That battle you mentioned happened in 1506, five years from where we are. Also, this is alternate history. Anyway, Poland is still in my land, or was he changed as well?

Also, Valentir is always right. That's rule #1. Rule #2, if Valentir isn't right, see rule #1. Blessed be his name.

Yes. I am always right. MY RP my rules.

by **Mauretania Tingitana** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:18 pm

The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:
Mauretania Tingitana wrote:His army invaded with a fraction of my total forces. I would have destroyed him. That battle you mentioned happened in 1506, five years from where we are. Also, this is alternate history. Anyway, Poland is still in my land, or was he changed as well?

Also, Valentir is always right. That's rule #1. Rule #2, if Valentir isn't right, see rule #1. Blessed be his name.

I invaded when i believed Crimea to be NPC. And as we see from the battle, I only need a fraction of my men to win.

I thought we were done.

by **Liberated Counties** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:19 pm

I'm always the one never added to the roster... :unsure:

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:19 pm

Valentir wrote:
Mauretania Tingitana wrote:His army invaded with a fraction of my total forces. I would have destroyed him. That battle you mentioned happened in 1506, five years from where we are. Also, this is alternate history. Anyway, Poland is still in my land, or was he changed as well?

Also, Valentir is always right. That's rule #1. Rule #2, if Valentir isn't right, see rule #1. Blessed be his name.

Yes. I am always right. MY RP my rules.

+Max Berry's

And we were, till you dredged it up.

by **Mauretania Tingitana** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:19 pm

Valentir wrote:
Mauretania Tingitana wrote:His army invaded with a fraction of my total forces. I would have destroyed him. That battle you mentioned happened in 1506, five years from where we are. Also, this is alternate history. Anyway, Poland is still in my land, or was he changed as well?

Also, Valentir is always right. That's rule #1. Rule #2, if Valentir isn't right, see rule #1. Blessed be his name.

Yes. I am always right. MY RP my rules.

Is Poland still in my land?

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:20 pm

Liberated Counties wrote:I'm always the one never added to the roster...

You do not exist then.

by **Kengburg** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:22 pm

If Crimea attacks Lithuania the Dutch Army will be mobilized to assist Lithuania. Think twice about threatening Lithuania, Crimea.

by **Mauretania Tingitana** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:24 pm

Kengburg wrote:If Crimea attacks Lithuania the Dutch Army will be mobilized to assist Lithuania. Think twice about threatening Lithuania, Crimea.

What are you even talking about? I have not threatened him, nor would it even matter, as anything said in OOC is just that, OOC. Get your head in the game.

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:24 pm

Kengburg wrote:If Crimea attacks Lithuania the Dutch Army will be mobilized to assist Lithuania. Think twice about threatening Lithuania, Crimea.

Free pirogi for you

by **Valentir** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:24 pm

The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:
Valentir wrote:Yes. I am always right. MY RP my rules.

+Max Berry's

And we were, till you dredged it up.

Do you really want to put yourself in a position there is no way out of? Do you think you could be a better OP? I'm really tired of the insults from RPers here. If it happens one more time someone is going to kick the bucket.

by **Pavlostani** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:25 pm

Kengburg wrote:If Crimea attacks Lithuania the Dutch Army will be mobilized to assist Lithuania. Think twice about threatening Lithuania, Crimea.

If the Crimea attacks Lithuania, the Ottoman Empire will see that as a sign of domestic weakness, your army being mobilized elsewhere. We might... carve ourselves some new territory in the Crimea.

by **Mauretania Tingitana** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:26 pm

Valentir wrote:
The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:+Max Berry's

And we were, till you dredged it up.

Do you really want to put yourself in a position there is no way out of? Do you think you could be a better OP? I'm really tired of the insults from RPers here. If it happens one more time someone is going to kick the bucket.

Is Poland still in my land or has that been changed?

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:26 pm

Valentir wrote:
The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:+Max Berry's

And we were, till you dredged it up.

Do you really want to put yourself in a position there is no way out of? Do you think you could be a better OP? I'm really tired of the insults from RPers here. If it happens one more time someone is going to kick the bucket.

+Max Berry's was a joke

The second part was directed at MT

by **Valentir** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:27 pm

Mauretania Tingitana wrote:
Valentir wrote:Do you really want to put yourself in a position there is no way out of? Do you think you could be a better OP? I'm really tired of the insults from RPers here. If it happens one more time someone is going to kick the bucket.

Is Poland still in my land or has that been changed?

No, Poland is not your lands

by **Mauretania Tingitana** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:27 pm

Pavlostani wrote:
Kengburg wrote:If Crimea attacks Lithuania the Dutch Army will be mobilized to assist Lithuania. Think twice about threatening Lithuania, Crimea.

If the Crimea attacks Lithuania, the Ottoman Empire will see that as a sign of domestic weakness, your army being mobilized elsewhere. We might... carve ourselves some new territory in the Crimea.

Alright, now you're just being foolish and unrealistic. Why the hell would the Ottomans attack their staunch ally which they factually PAY for cavalry? Not only would they not attack their vassals/allies they would assist them against the Christians. Do your damn research.

by **Valentir** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:28 pm

Mauretania Tingitana wrote:
Pavlostani wrote:
If the Crimea attacks Lithuania, the Ottoman Empire will see that as a sign of domestic weakness, your army being mobilized elsewhere. We might... carve ourselves some new territory in the Crimea.

Alright, now you're just being foolish and unrealistic. Why the hell would the Ottomans attack their staunch ally which they factually PAY for cavalry? Not only would they not attack their vassals/allies they would assist them against the Christians. Do your damn research.

In this you are right

by **The Holy Dominion of Inesea** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:29 pm

Denmark has about 500,000 people. For the man who asked.

by **Valentir** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:31 pm

Liberated Counties wrote:I'm always the one never added to the roster...

I'm so sorry. I'll add you now.

by **Pavlostani** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:32 pm

Mauretania Tingitana wrote:
Pavlostani wrote:
If the Crimea attacks Lithuania, the Ottoman Empire will see that as a sign of domestic weakness, your army being mobilized elsewhere. We might... carve ourselves some new territory in the Crimea.

Alright, now you're just being foolish and unrealistic. Why the hell would the Ottomans attack their staunch ally which they factually PAY for cavalry? Not only would they not attack their vassals/allies they would assist them against the Christians. Do your damn research.

...Well, I guess I was wrong.

by **Mauretania Tingitana** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:34 pm

Pavlostani wrote:
Mauretania Tingitana wrote:Alright, now you're just being foolish and unrealistic. Why the hell would the Ottomans attack their staunch ally which they factually PAY for cavalry? Not only would they not attack their vassals/allies they would assist them against the Christians. Do your damn research.

...Well, I guess I was wrong.

You're nothing if not my closest ally.

by **Grand Longueville** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:36 pm

Maybe if you had a realistic Papacy it might hold some Christian retaliation.

by **Pavlostani** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:37 pm

Mauretania Tingitana wrote:
Pavlostani wrote:
...Well, I guess I was wrong.

You're nothing if not my closest ally.

What would you say about a combined takeover of Lithuania then? I'll fight my way to your border. The Aq Qoyunlu shouldn't pose much of a challenge, much less the Beduins.

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