Naga wants her drink. It's fairly obvious, n'est ce pas?
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by Olthar » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:16 pm


by Neo Arcad » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:17 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by AETEN II » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:17 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Olthar » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:20 pm


by AETEN II » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:21 pm
Olthar wrote:So, is he going to eat the meat through a straw, too? I don't think they have blenders in Dawnfall.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Ionian Knights » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:22 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:22 pm
Olthar wrote:So, is he going to eat the meat through a straw, too? I don't think they have blenders in Dawnfall.
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by AETEN II » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:23 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Servoth » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:25 pm
AETEN II wrote:Olthar wrote:So, is he going to eat the meat through a straw, too? I don't think they have blenders in Dawnfall.
Helmet's aren't form fitting. He stabs a chunk with his dagger (they likely don't have forks, medieval and all), then pokes it up under his helmet and into his mouth. Pretty simple really.

by Neo Arcad » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:26 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Ionian Knights » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:27 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Ionian Knights wrote:
To teach...
and a little showing off.
She wanted to know what he does![]()
(insert her using a demon to get her up)
You can't touch demons, though. It's against the law. Like, REALLY against the law. Plus, I don't know of many flying demons she could evoke anyway... I need to find another way up.

by AETEN II » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:27 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Esternial » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:29 pm
AETEN II wrote:Servoth wrote:
Say that dagger "slips", where does that meat go from there?
Seeing how they used daggers to eat for hundreds of years, I don't think it'd slip.
Also Esty, from the Wiz Kids Star Wars system, yeah. Try to defuse a mine or open a door and you'll fail. It might blow up in your face too.

by AETEN II » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:32 pm
Esternial wrote:AETEN II wrote:Seeing how they used daggers to eat for hundreds of years, I don't think it'd slip.
Also Esty, from the Wiz Kids Star Wars system, yeah. Try to defuse a mine or open a door and you'll fail. It might blow up in your face too.
And 0 would mean your mere presence destroys anything that's even remotely complicated in design?
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Esternial » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:35 pm
AETEN II wrote:Esternial wrote:And 0 would mean your mere presence destroys anything that's even remotely complicated in design?
Nah.
Since it's Star Wars, you simply can't function at all because you're a fucking idiot. Intelligence is the modifier for most tech along with other skills, and well, you're going to fail a lot of rolls at four. You'd be so utterly useless that in KOTOR (which uses the same system), it's not even an option.

by Neo Arcad » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:36 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by AETEN II » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:37 pm
Esternial wrote:AETEN II wrote:Nah.
Since it's Star Wars, you simply can't function at all because you're a fucking idiot. Intelligence is the modifier for most tech along with other skills, and well, you're going to fail a lot of rolls at four. You'd be so utterly useless that in KOTOR (which uses the same system), it's not even an option.
Ah, KOTOR. Brilliant classic.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:43 pm
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