Elfen High 2 (OOC 6, Closed)

[Individuality-ness]

Oh, hey. I got into the top ten posters earlier today.

Congrats?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Stupid crap, blowing shit up, and lesbians.

There's science and angels, too.

ANGEL COLONIES ON THE MOONS OF HELL, MOTHERFUCKER.

You know, the concept of that sounds awesome and could be several rps by itself.

Here, it's treated as "eh, nothing special."

[Olthar]

lol


Babies killing Joseph Stalin and having sex on his corpse.

From a certain point-of-view.

And by "certain," you mean "every." *nods*

Alright, but please stop posting here.

Olthar bites strangers.

I only bite people if they want me to. Or if they try stealing my ice cream.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Oh, hey. I got into the top ten posters earlier today.

Gratz.

[Olthar]

Oh, hey. I got into the top ten posters earlier today.

Congrats?

Astro shared his achievement of the day. I thought I'd share mine.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Then, on a season finale or whatever, Dick Cheney shows up.

"Dr. Landsville, come down here."

"No!"

"You can't stay in the rafters all day, Dr. Landsville. I still control the drones. With my mind."

"I..."

"My mind."

"Get the fuck away from me! I have a gun!"

"I control the guns."

"No, you do-"

(click)

"...Holy shit, you control the guns."

Then I show up.

[Individuality-ness]

Oh, hey. I got into the top ten posters earlier today.

Congrats?

*looks at member list*
*sees current ranking*

2nd highest within my posting category.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Congrats?

Astro shared his achievement of the day. I thought I'd share mine.

I, uh, beat the Time God in a game.

...God that's lame. .

[Individuality-ness]

"Dr. Landsville, come down here."

"No!"

"You can't stay in the rafters all day, Dr. Landsville. I still control the drones. With my mind."

"I..."

"My mind."

"Get the fuck away from me! I have a gun!"

"I control the guns."

"No, you do-"

(click)

"...Holy shit, you control the guns."

Then I show up.

"Show's over people! Go home!"

[Liriena]

I only bite people if they want me to. Or if they try stealing my ice cream.

I bless this post, and claim it as my own.

[Individuality-ness]

Congrats?

Astro shared his achievement of the day. I thought I'd share mine.

Um, personal achievements... uh... I think I can recognize all of the Year Zero songs now?

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Dr. Landsville, come down here."

"No!"

"You can't stay in the rafters all day, Dr. Landsville. I still control the drones. With my mind."

"I..."

"My mind."

"Get the fuck away from me! I have a gun!"

"I control the guns."

"No, you do-"

(click)

"...Holy shit, you control the guns."

Then I show up.

"Mr. Khan, you are finally hear."

"This ends here, Cheney!"

"I agree, Mr. Khan."

Mumbai Tea Party: We're So Fucking Drunk

[Individuality-ness]

Then I show up.

"Mr. Khan, you are finally hear."

"This ends here, Cheney!"

"I agree, Mr. Khan."

Mumbai Tea Party: We're So Fucking Drunk

*whacks you with newspaper of shame for that grammar error*

[Olthar]

Congrats?

*looks at member list*
*sees current ranking*

2nd highest within my posting category.

Astro shared his achievement of the day. I thought I'd share mine.

I, uh, beat the Time God in a game.

...God that's lame. .

lol

I only bite people if they want me to. Or if they try stealing my ice cream.

I bless this post, and claim it as my own.

But I made that post. It's mine. D':

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Mr. Khan, you are finally hear."

"This ends here, Cheney!"

"I agree, Mr. Khan."

Mumbai Tea Party: We're So Fucking Drunk

*whacks you with newspaper of shame for that grammar error*

Cheney did it.

Are you going to argue with Cheney?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Then I show up.

"Mr. Khan, you are finally hear."

"This ends here, Cheney!"

"I agree, Mr. Khan."

Mumbai Tea Party: We're So Fucking Drunk

...My God, if they make a video game out of my life, I want Cheney to be the final boss.

[Joshulia]

There's science and angels, too.

ANGEL COLONIES ON THE MOONS OF HELL, MOTHERFUCKER.

You know, the concept of that sounds awesome and could be several rps by itself.

Here, it's treated as "eh, nothing special."

This is my last post here ever, I swear:

[Individuality-ness]

*looks at member list*
*sees current ranking*

2nd highest within my posting category.

I have no life and I don't care. *nod*

[Ende]

So I'm going on a date on Saturday.

...I have no fucking clue how this happened.

[Individuality-ness]

*whacks you with newspaper of shame for that grammar error*

Cheney did it.

Are you going to argue with Cheney?

Send him to me.

[Olthar]

Astro shared his achievement of the day. I thought I'd share mine.

Um, personal achievements... uh... I think I can recognize all of the Year Zero songs now?

Well, that's something.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So I'm going on a date on Saturday.

...I have no fucking clue how this happened.

*head asplodes*

[Astrolinium]

"Mr. Khan, you are finally hear."

"This ends here, Cheney!"

"I agree, Mr. Khan."

Mumbai Tea Party: We're So Fucking Drunk

...My God, if they make a video game out of my life, I want Cheney to be the final boss.

I feel like the final boss should be your wife.

So I'm going on a date on Saturday.

...I have no fucking clue how this happened.

I'm sure you and your hand will have a lovely time.

[Individuality-ness]

So I'm going on a date on Saturday.

...I have no fucking clue how this happened.

Ende... on a date?

Shame on us and our dirty little hearts.

[Liriena]

I bless this post, and claim it as my own.

But I made that post. It's mine. D':

Not anymore, it's not.
I've nationalized it. Expropiated.
For the proletariat.

Also...it makes me feel sad that I failed to make my character as I wanted to make him (fuck my own impulsiveness) and I miss most jokes in this thread. *whines*