Elfen High 2 (OOC 6, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, what did you do? Human centipede in a line, sixty-nine, anal, oral-

*beat*

I think I'll be violating site rules if I continue.

Let's put it this way.

The Eagle has landed on his lunar surface.

Nice.

[Individuality-ness]

So apparently your throat can be burned by eating spicy things. Huh.

I love this quote because of the quote directly before it.

That was my second thought after posting that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I do, too.

"D, what's wrong?"

"Goddamn it! My fucking character is being explored, you whore!"

Hello, I was wondering what this RP was, because it seems to be the longest running and strangest one out there. Does this happen often here?[/quote]
Yes, but you aren't a member or invited by me, so I'd prefer if you don't post.

[Individuality-ness]

So apparently your throat can be burned by eating spicy things. Huh.

Good thing I'm not a stereotypical Mexican.

Haha.

[Olthar]

So apparently your throat can be burned by eating spicy things. Huh.

I love this quote because of the quote directly before it.

I know, right?

Yep.

I'm not even screaming in pain, I'm enjoying the sensation of this deep burn at the very back of my throat.

Giggity.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Let's put it this way.

The Eagle has landed on his lunar surface.

Nice.

Don't encourage him! The man is dead!

[Astrolinium]

Does this happen often here?

That's ridiculously run of the mill and mild for this rp.

There's a subplot involving a train that goes through the school's bloodstream. This train is being attacked by giant viruses that have been releasing their DNA all over the place.

The viruses are covering the train in their jizz, so to speak.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, what did you do? Human centipede in a line, sixty-nine, anal, oral-

*beat*

I think I'll be violating site rules if I continue.

You're all lovely people and this won't have terrible repercussions on my psyche at all.

Remember when you said I should be the next Dr. Phil (you don't, but you did)? I think I'm finally scarred enough.

Someone get me a walrus and a razor.

The Dr. Landsville show would be incredible.

[Olthar]

Let's put it this way.

The Eagle has landed on his lunar surface.

Thanks.

You ruined NASA.

How does anal sex ruin NASA?

[Individuality-ness]

I'm not even screaming in pain, I'm enjoying the sensation of this deep burn at the very back of my throat.

Giggity.

I mean, just damn. Now it's fading away, and I'm sad, I wish it'd continue.

[Esternial]

Does this happen often here?

That's ridiculously run of the mill and mild for this rp.

There's a subplot involving a train that goes through the school's bloodstream. This train is being attacked by giant viruses that have been releasing their DNA all over the place.

The viruses are covering the train in their jizz, so to speak.

DON'T REMIND ME, GEEZ

Thanks.

You ruined NASA.

How does anal sex ruin NASA?

I think everything will ruin NASA at this point.

[Olthar]

Giggity.

I mean, just damn. Now it's fading away, and I'm sad, I wish it'd continue.

You know, I was just kidding about the "giggity." You don't need to go and confirm it as accurate.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're all lovely people and this won't have terrible repercussions on my psyche at all.

Remember when you said I should be the next Dr. Phil (you don't, but you did)? I think I'm finally scarred enough.

Someone get me a walrus and a razor.

The Dr. Landsville show would be incredible.

"Doctor, I think my confidence problems result from my mo-"

"Oedipus."

"What?"

"Oedipus. Fucking read it."

"Oh. OK."

"Oh, and you have that, too."

"But-"

"Ende! Bring out the Daleks! We're done here."

[Individuality-ness]

I mean, just damn. Now it's fading away, and I'm sad, I wish it'd continue.

You know, I was just kidding about the "giggity." You don't need to go and confirm it as accurate.

I do it because I know you like it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The Dr. Landsville show would be incredible.

"Doctor, I think my confidence problems result from my mo-"

"Oedipus."

"What?"

"Oedipus. Fucking read it."

"Oh. OK."

"Oh, and you have that, too."

"But-"

"Ende! Bring out the Daleks! We're done here."

Then, on a season finale or whatever, Dick Cheney shows up.

[Joshulia]

What is Elfen High about exactly?

Edit: Sorry, quoting an earlier post of this RP I found, I just wanted to know what it was.

[Olthar]

You know, I was just kidding about the "giggity." You don't need to go and confirm it as accurate.

I do it because I know you like it.

lol

What is Elfen High about exactly?

Babies killing Joseph Stalin and having sex on his corpse.

[Individuality-ness]

I do it because I know you like it.

lol

Exactly.

[Astrolinium]

What is Elfen High about exactly?

Stupid crap, blowing shit up, and lesbians.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Doctor, I think my confidence problems result from my mo-"

"Oedipus."

"What?"

"Oedipus. Fucking read it."

"Oh. OK."

"Oh, and you have that, too."

"But-"

"Ende! Bring out the Daleks! We're done here."

Then, on a season finale or whatever, Dick Cheney shows up.

"Dr. Landsville, come down here."

"No!"

"You can't stay in the rafters all day, Dr. Landsville. I still control the drones. With my mind."

"I..."

"My mind."

"Get the fuck away from me! I have a gun!"

"I control the guns."

"No, you do-"

(click)

"...Holy shit, you control the guns."

I do it because I know you like it.

lol

What is Elfen High about exactly?

Babies killing Joseph Stalin and having sex on his corpse.

From a certain point-of-view.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What is Elfen High about exactly?

Stupid crap, blowing shit up, and lesbians.

There's science and angels, too.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

What is Elfen High about exactly?

Edit: Sorry, quoting an earlier post of this RP I found, I just wanted to know what it was.

Alright, but please stop posting here.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What is Elfen High about exactly?

Edit: Sorry, quoting an earlier post of this RP I found, I just wanted to know what it was.

Alright, but please stop posting here.

Olthar bites strangers.

[Olthar]

Oh, hey. I got into the top ten posters earlier today.

[Liriena]

That horrible moment when you read your previous IC posts and realize that you allowed your allegedly sardonic character to become a whiny bitch.

Fuck...I suck.

Forgive me, Marowit.