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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:44 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:That's what Ti-84s are for.

You forget you're talking to the Amish kid.

Too bad. Sine curves are easy. All I did was shift the entire graph one unit and reduced the amplitude for a max height of .25 units.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:45 pm

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Individuality-ness wrote:That's what Ti-84s are for.

You forget you're talking to the Amish kid.

Look, I would let this slide if that was clever or in any way a reflection of actual facts, but there about five Amish communities in the entire state, so fucking drop it.
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:45 pm

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Constaniana wrote:That's certainly an odd type of pornography you enjoy, Nat.

It's not the weirdest fetish we've seen explored in this thread.

And let's not forget this little gem.
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Considering the Empress of Rome ( forgot her name) challenged Romes top prostitute and beat her in less than one hour I highly doubt it

...That was the best example you could come up with? Psh! I've masturbated to shitting dick nipples!
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:46 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Olthar wrote:It's not the weirdest fetish we've seen explored in this thread.

And let's not forget this little gem.
Olthar wrote:...That was the best example you could come up with? Psh! I've masturbated to shitting dick nipples!

... shitting dick nipples? Meh.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:47 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Olthar wrote:It's not the weirdest fetish we've seen explored in this thread.

And let's not forget this little gem.
Olthar wrote:...That was the best example you could come up with? Psh! I've masturbated to shitting dick nipples!


Not from this thread Con. :P
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Postby Olthar » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:48 pm

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Constaniana wrote:And let's not forget this little gem.

... shitting dick nipples? Meh.

Oh, it is very much meh. Didn't stop the guy from doubting me, though. :P
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I'm now realising "Why the fuck didn't we send Ivy?"
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Condunum wrote:Honestly, we just call it a city so we can still say we have 'Charm City'.

Is that not an oxymoron?

When it first got the name, Baltimore was a charming, modern, beautiful city. It still is a charming, beautiful city. Modern, kinda. But it's got certain bad areas. The harbor area is amazing still.

That said, l'm going camping tonight.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:54 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm now realising "Why the fuck didn't we send Ivy?"


:lol:
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:54 pm

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Individuality-ness wrote:... shitting dick nipples? Meh.

Oh, it is very much meh. Didn't stop the guy from doubting me, though. :P

Besides, I've heard worse. My ex and I had a conversation once about a porno in which the actress shoved a pineapple up her ass.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:55 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Olthar wrote:Oh, it is very much meh. Didn't stop the guy from doubting me, though. :P

Besides, I've heard worse. My ex and I had a conversation once about a porno in which the actress shoved a pineapple up her ass.


0.o.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:55 pm

S.A.M.M.E. and Lyra need to do something... >_>
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Postby Condunum » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:55 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Olthar wrote:Oh, it is very much meh. Didn't stop the guy from doubting me, though. :P

Besides, I've heard worse. My ex and I had a conversation once about a porno in which the actress shoved a pineapple up her ass.

What the actual fuck.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:56 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Besides, I've heard worse. My ex and I had a conversation once about a porno in which the actress shoved a pineapple up her ass.

0.o.

I didn't dare to ask him to send the video to me, so he described what was happening in our Skype conversation. Twas interesting.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:57 pm

Olthar wrote:S.A.M.M.E. and Lyra need to do something... >_>


Assuming you don't mean the usual, what do you suggest? Because I don't have ideas.

@Indi: Wow.

The most similar thing I've seen is this movie where the devil shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass. They don't show details, naturally...

...And thankfully. >.>.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:58 pm

Condunum wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Besides, I've heard worse. My ex and I had a conversation once about a porno in which the actress shoved a pineapple up her ass.

What the actual fuck.

*shrug* True story.

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:@Indi: Wow.

The most similar thing I've seen is this movie where the devil shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass. They don't show details, naturally...

...And thankfully. >.>.

Granted, it wasn't that big of a pineapple, from what I remember of that conversation. Still.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:58 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:S.A.M.M.E. and Lyra need to do something... >_>


Assuming you don't mean the usual, what do you suggest? Because I don't have ideas.

@Indi: Wow.

The most similar thing I've seen is this movie where the devil shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass. They don't show details, naturally...

...And thankfully. >.>.

Little Nicky is one of the few Sandler movies I like and, even the, it's barely passable.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:59 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Assuming you don't mean the usual, what do you suggest? Because I don't have ideas.

@Indi: Wow.

The most similar thing I've seen is this movie where the devil shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass. They don't show details, naturally...

...And thankfully. >.>.

Little Nicky is one of the few Sandler movies I like and, even the, it's barely passable.


Lulz.

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Condunum wrote:What the actual fuck.

*shrug* True story.

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:@Indi: Wow.

The most similar thing I've seen is this movie where the devil shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass. They don't show details, naturally...

...And thankfully. >.>.

Granted, it wasn't that big of a pineapple, from what I remember of that conversation. Still.


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Postby Condunum » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:59 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Condunum wrote:What the actual fuck.

*shrug* True story.

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:@Indi: Wow.

The most similar thing I've seen is this movie where the devil shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass. They don't show details, naturally...

...And thankfully. >.>.

Granted, it wasn't that big of a pineapple, from what I remember of that conversation. Still.

To be honest, I want to see this.
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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:59 pm

Olthar wrote:S.A.M.M.E. and Lyra need to do something... >_>

Yes. Less competition for me.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:00 pm

Condunum wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*shrug* True story.


Granted, it wasn't that big of a pineapple, from what I remember of that conversation. Still.

To be honest, I want to see this.

Like I said, my ex owns the video. He offered to send it to me, but I declined, because I didn't want to get in trouble for file-sharing.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:01 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Olthar wrote:S.A.M.M.E. and Lyra need to do something... >_>

Yes. Less competition for me.

Oh, hi Mav. You owe Divia a response.
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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:01 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Yes. Less competition for me.

Oh, hi Mav. You owe Divia a response.

You didn't just move on?
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Mavorpen wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Oh, hi Mav. You owe Divia a response.

You didn't just move on?

No? :/
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Individuality-ness wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:You didn't just move on?

No? :/

You should have. I didn't intend to hold up one of your characters.
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