Elfen High 2 (OOC 6, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Necrotizing fasciitis is the grossest thing ever.

For the rest of you, these are flesh-eating bacteria, so you guys do not have to do a Google search.

And yes, they're quite bad.

[Erinkita]

Necrotizing fasciitis is the grossest thing ever.

For the rest of you, these are flesh-eating bacteria, so you guys do not have to do a Google search.

And yes, they're quite bad.

I wish I got to do more fieldwork. Even after I graduate I'm not going to be properly prepared for hospital work.
Oh well. That's the education system. At least I learn interesting things.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

For the rest of you, these are flesh-eating bacteria, so you guys do not have to do a Google search.

And yes, they're quite bad.

I wish I got to do more fieldwork. Even after I graduate I'm not going to be properly prepared for hospital work.
Oh well. That's the education system. At least I learn interesting things.

You're in university, you have many years to get into the real stuff before you graduate.

[Erinkita]

I wish I got to do more fieldwork. Even after I graduate I'm not going to be properly prepared for hospital work.
Oh well. That's the education system. At least I learn interesting things.

You're in university, you have many years to get into the real stuff before you graduate.

You're right. There's volunteer stuff I can do to get experience. I am planning to do that kind of thing in my second or third year, once I have more knowledge on theory.

And unrelated to anything: mean Aladdin.

[Liriena]

Should I fill my app in the Roleplayer Guild...or post the one for my new character here...?

Also: ERIN!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Should I fill my app in the Roleplayer Guild...or post the one for my new character here...?

Also: ERIN!

Here.

[Liriena]

Should I fill my app in the Roleplayer Guild...or post the one for my new character here...?

Also: ERIN!

Here.

Do I really love you people THAT much?

[Erinkita]

Should I fill my app in the Roleplayer Guild...or post the one for my new character here...?

Also: ERIN!

Liri.
Thank you for being nice to me when I was unhappy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You're in university, you have many years to get into the real stuff before you graduate.

You're right. There's volunteer stuff I can do to get experience. I am planning to do that kind of thing in my second or third year, once I have more knowledge on theory.

And unrelated to anything: mean Aladdin.

You doing better, by the way?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Here.

Do I really love you people THAT much?

Yes.

[Erinkita]

You're right. There's volunteer stuff I can do to get experience. I am planning to do that kind of thing in my second or third year, once I have more knowledge on theory.

And unrelated to anything: mean Aladdin.

You doing better, by the way?

Mostly. Thanks for being concerned. Sorry I never TGed you back.

[Liriena]

Should I fill my app in the Roleplayer Guild...or post the one for my new character here...?

Also: ERIN!

Liri.
Thank you for being nice to me when I was unhappy.

Anything for you, Erin.

Also...yeah, I'll be presenting my new character soon.

[Condunum]

Here.

Do I really love you people THAT much?

*ahem*

Even if you loathed the rest of them...

[Liriena]

Do I really love you people THAT much?

*ahem*

Even if you loathed the rest of them...

Oh, please...I just like your penis. That's it.

[Erinkita]

Liri.
Thank you for being nice to me when I was unhappy.

Anything for you, Erin.

Also...yeah, I'll be presenting my new character soon.

Soon my minions will be legion, bwahahaha and whatnot.

I am excited. What ever might it be?

Do I really love you people THAT much?

*ahem*

Even if you loathed the rest of them...

Who doesn't love Condy?
War criminals, puppy-stranglers, and people with screaming mouths where their eyes should be, that's who.

[Condunum]

*ahem*

Even if you loathed the rest of them...

Oh, please...I just like your penis. That's it.

Uh-huh, sure. Why do you love the smart things I say, then?

Anything for you, Erin.

Also...yeah, I'll be presenting my new character soon.

Soon my minions will be legion, bwahahaha and whatnot.

I am excited. What ever might it be?

*ahem*

Even if you loathed the rest of them...

Who doesn't love Condy?
War criminals, puppy-stranglers, and people with screaming mouths where their eyes should be, that's who.

Thanks, Erin

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You doing better, by the way?

Mostly. Thanks for being concerned. Sorry I never TGed you back.

Tis fine, as long as you're alright.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You're in university, you have many years to get into the real stuff before you graduate.

You're right. There's volunteer stuff I can do to get experience. I am planning to do that kind of thing in my second or third year, once I have more knowledge on theory.

And unrelated to anything: mean Aladdin.

Don't know what they're saying, but I can tell he's a scamming asshole. -Nods-

[Liriena]

Oh, please...I just like your penis. That's it.

Uh-huh, sure. Why do you love the smart things I say, then?

You caught me.

[Erinkita]

Mostly. Thanks for being concerned. Sorry I never TGed you back.

Tis fine, as long as you're alright.

Love Krish.

You're right. There's volunteer stuff I can do to get experience. I am planning to do that kind of thing in my second or third year, once I have more knowledge on theory.

And unrelated to anything: mean Aladdin.

Don't know what they're saying, but I can tell he's a scamming asshole. -Nods-

In the movie he was about to eat the bread, then he saw the sad little kids and gave it to them. The gif is played in reverse.

[Condunum]

Uh-huh, sure. Why do you love the smart things I say, then?

You caught me.

Ha

[Liriena]

Name: Ludovika "Ludo" Zamenhof
Age (Actual): 144(?)
Age (Appears): 24
Race: Human(?)
Appearance:

Powergrid/Powers:
INT 10
STR 1
SPD 3
DUR 2
FS 3
CHR 1

Lv. 4 Dimensional Manipulation - Interdimensional travel, and all sorts of similar mindbending clusterfuckeries from the darkest pits of quantum mechanics are within Ludo's grasp. She can turn herself into a real-life version of Schrödinger's cat, popping in and out of existence at will (in fact, she spends 90% of the time doing so), or transporting objects and beings to other dimensions.
Lv. 3 Gravity Manipulation - Ludo can increase and decrease the gravity affecting any place and object...to a certain degree. She can't quite produce a city-swallowing black hole, but it's something.
Lv. 2 Mechanical Intuition - She can build tons of awesome, if mostly useless machines, with practically any sort of junk at hand. Her personal favorite are Tesla-like machines. The more electricity, the better, and if someone loses a hand or gets decapitated by a death ray, then it's a good day's work. That being said, while she is good at this stuff, she is no super engineer, so expecting her to build an entire locomotive from a few scraps of rusted metal is a bit too much.
Lv. 1 Age Negation - For some reason Ludo won't or can't explain, her body is stuck, never aging. Some blame Obama.
Weaknesses: Did you ever read "Watchmen"? Remember Dr. Manhattan? Well, multiply that by five, divide it by seven, and then you'll have a raw estimate of what's wrong with Ludo. She's not completely apathetic, let alone a totally cold-hearted and nihilistic bitch, but she often has a hard time understanding many common human emotions, and she sometimes forgets many important stuff about being human (such as remembering to classify her socks according to how thick, flammable or carcinogenic the fabric is). A psychiatrist once suggested that she might be suffering from schizoid personality disorder, but he died from spaghettification shortly after prescribing her some medicines. Also, while her powers enable her to make herself impervious to quite a few physical hazards, she is still human(?) and, thus, vulnerable to guns, knives, poison, Ebola, aging, Thai food and taxes.
Personality: This strong independent Jewish woman who don't need no (human) man is the textbook definition of deadpan, sprinkled with a nonchalant hyperactivity and the mental linearity of an LSD-consuming Yog-Sothoth. In a single short conversation, she can quickly move through weather, religion, astrophysics, teddy bears and winemaking, to end the entire ordeal with the groundbreaking conclussion that earthly weather is meaningless when compared to the cosmologically astounding perfection of kittens. Surprisingly enough, she is anything but elitist or intellectual. In fact, she leads a quiet and modest life, give or take her interdimensional and time-traveling antics. And while she has much trouble connecting to human beings, she is nonetheless polite in most situations, although she never stops being cryptic, and a bit reminiscent of Carl Sagan with a vagina. She is unlikely to insult anyone, and she is rather uneducated in the fine art of sarcasm.
Ludo has her share of strange mannerisms. As a matter of fact, she has such a wide array of bizarre ticks and compulsive behaviors that Nikola Tesla himself once said: "Та кучка је луд."
Personality quirks aside, Ludo is someone who feels much passion for science and her inventions, and she believes it is her duty to improve the world with her creations (even if most end up being weapons of mass destruction and super sex toys). The knowledge that some of her inventions have been used to murder innocent people is a heavy weight on her conscience.
She is fond of puppies, birds (especially owls), apple struddel, oolong tea, chocolate-coated strawberries, sex with aliens, "Harry Potter", and Tarantino and Fellini films.

History: The Chicago Tribune once claimed that Ludovika Zamenhof had been born in Tuzla, Bosnia. However, since everyone knows that the Chicago Tribune's credibility is worth less than rat shit, Poles have been more than happy to claim ownership over the only woman known to out-crazy Nikola Tesla. Either way, Ludovika Zamenhof was apparently born in 1886, in a universe parallel to ours. She was probably daughter to L.L. Zamenhof, and she obviously is a natural silverette.
Regardless of whether her birth in 1886 was her actual birth or the birth of her first known physical incarnation (apparently, she may have fucked with quantum physics just enough for her to have been born multiple times before 1886), the girl born in 1886 was without a doubt born a prodigy. She learned to talk shortly after her first birthday, and by age five she had single-handedly translated the Bible into three languages, with a couple of side-notes pointing out logical inconsistencies and outright falsehoods. She was deeply fascinated by the night sky, Isaac Newton, Jules Verne and opium. It was the powerful combination of all four things what led the twelve-year-old Jewish girl into her first scientific breakthrough: she was the first person, in her dimension, to develop a general theory of relativity. Of course, since the world in her dimension was ruled by intensely creationistic monarchist guanacos, her claims were dismissed just as quickly as the absurd concept of "diet soda".
Distraught but far from defeated, she continued to work tirelessly on her many inventions and scientific theories. The following year, she shocked the whole world with the creation of the world's first "Zamenhof coil", which was kinda like the Tesla coil in our own dimension, except Ludovika's coils could be used for cleaning, cooking, killing entire cities and sex. Her groundbreaking invention helped the Great Slovenian Empire defeat an alien invasion from Pluto. The successful use of the Zamenhof coil, and many other of her inventions, earned Ludovika her first Nobel Prize, and the funds necessary to start her own business: Terra Nova Industries, a multi-billion dollar company that managed to bring technological milestones to the common folk long before our own universe invented them.
While her prestige grew, Ludovika remained rather modest and secretive, hardly ever leaving her lonely cottage or her isolated factory in Ireland, where she moved after her parent's death. From then onwards, the details of her personal life remain a mystery, although the tales of her interdimensional journeys are quite well known in her world. She has participated in intergalactic wars, witnessed a Big Bang, and shared a drink with GLaDOS and Morgan Freeman Freeman.
Suffice to say, the staff of Elfen High were a little bit shocked when Ludovika Zamenhof, who had not been seen in our dimension for over fifty years, suddenly appeared inside Crowley's office, demanding that she be allowed to attend classes in that same school, apparently because she felt she needed to catch up with the current scientific knowledge of our world.

RP Sample: Yeah...no.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Posts, dammit.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Posts, dammit.

MAGNUM OPUS!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Posts, dammit.

I would if I could, .

Well, probably not.