Elfen High 2 (OOC 6, Closed)

[Olthar]

If we're going to turn me into a video game protagonist, I'd rather be a Pokémon Trainer. Then, when I break into someone's house, they'll happily give me presents.

...Olthar, you are a goddess. :3

[Mavorpen]

I was thinking Skyrim style...but ok.

If we're going to turn me into a video game protagonist, I'd rather be a Pokémon Trainer. Then, when I break into someone's house, they'll happily give me presents.

I would rather be able to walk around trees, honestly.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Holy shit...I can't believe Videla is...dead...

Corrupt or genocidal politicians in Argentina tend to be seemingly immortal. Not even the Devil wants them.

The Argentinian Brigadier is mean as hell.

[Liriena]

Leave it to Glenn Beck to ruin a film I love.

[Liriena]

Holy shit...I can't believe Videla is...dead...

Corrupt or genocidal politicians in Argentina tend to be seemingly immortal. Not even the Devil wants them.

The Argentinian Brigadier is mean as hell.

It's the moustache. It makes otherwise pathetic men intimidating.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Leave it to Glenn Beck to ruin a film I love.

What the fuck.

Did he have tea with anthropomorphic representations of the United States, the Tea Party, the NRA, the Founding Fathers, Israel, and Catholicism? Does that mean the Tea Party is a creepy stalker of the US? Is the Founding Fathers the US' ex it never quite got over? What about the NRA? Is it fucking Guns? What about the Civil War?

What about the Civil War?!

[Olthar]

If we're going to turn me into a video game protagonist, I'd rather be a Pokémon Trainer. Then, when I break into someone's house, they'll happily give me presents.

I would rather be able to walk around trees, honestly.

That's what Cut is for.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I would rather be able to walk around trees, honestly.

That's what Cut is for.

And/or a machete.

[Olthar]

That's what Cut is for.

And/or a machete.

Who needs a machete when you've got a Scyther? It's got two machetes in its arms.

[Mavorpen]

I would rather be able to walk around trees, honestly.

That's what Cut is for.

Be forced to find a Pokemon that can use cut and waste time using it just to get past a tree...or walkaaround it? I still find the latter much more pleasing for me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And/or a machete.

Who needs a machete when you've got a Scyther? It's got two machetes in its arms.

Do they make slasher movies about insane Scythers?

[Mavorpen]

And/or a machete.

Who needs a machete when you've got a Scyther? It's got two machetes in its arms.

Meh.

[Nude East Ireland]

Look at all you pigs, comparing sentient, intelligent creatures to machines. How dare you.

Soon the Pokemon will revolt, and be freed from their gladiatorial slavery.

[Olthar]

That's what Cut is for.

Be forced to find a Pokemon that can use cut and waste time using it just to get past a tree...or walkaaround it? I still find the latter much more pleasing for me.

But you can also use Cut to get rid of tall grass. *nods*

Who needs a machete when you've got a Scyther? It's got two machetes in its arms.

Do they make slasher movies about insane Scythers?

The Pokémon world is probably too happy and friendly for slasher movies to exist.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Be forced to find a Pokemon that can use cut and waste time using it just to get past a tree...or walkaaround it? I still find the latter much more pleasing for me.

But you can also use Cut to get rid of tall grass. *nods*

Do they make slasher movies about insane Scythers?

The Pokémon world is probably too happy and friendly for slasher movies to exist.

...Mewtwo?

[Mavorpen]

Be forced to find a Pokemon that can use cut and waste time using it just to get past a tree...or walkaaround it? I still find the latter much more pleasing for me.

But you can also use Cut to get rid of tall grass. *nods*

Can you use burn to set it on fire?

[Nationstatelandsville]

But you can also use Cut to get rid of tall grass. *nods*

Can you use burn to set it on fire?

Or "I HAVE CAPTURED GOD HIMSELF!" to take over the world?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That was just going to be a flashback Crowley was having, but Sanjaya happened.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That was just going to be a flashback Crowley was having, but Sanjaya happened.

Sanjaya should happen more often.

A distinct air of Slartibartfast.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I clearly have a very good reason why the omniverse is like bubble wrap and I will clearly reveal it in some important climax.

Or I just pulled it out of my arse.

[Mavorpen]

I clearly have a very good reason why the omniverse is like bubble wrap and I will clearly reveal it in some important climax.

Or I just pulled it out of my arse.

Eternal inflation?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I clearly have a very good reason why the omniverse is like bubble wrap and I will clearly reveal it in some important climax.

Or I just pulled it out of my arse.

It fits with what we've said before.

Only we've freely teleported between universes, 'cause fuck it, before.

[Erinkita]

Okay, no more lazy moping. I'm gonna post again today. If I don't, I'm gonna hit myself until I do.
And now to backread to see what I actually need to post.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Okay, no more lazy moping. I'm gonna post again today. If I don't, I'm gonna hit myself until I do.
And now to backread to see what I actually need to post.

Don't hit yourself! D:

[Erinkita]

Okay, no more lazy moping. I'm gonna post again today. If I don't, I'm gonna hit myself until I do.
And now to backread to see what I actually need to post.

Don't hit yourself! D:

Aww, Zark.
It's okay. It's the only way to get me to do things sometimes.