Elfen High 2 (OOC 6, Closed)

[Individuality-ness]

So, Regnum Dominae launched the initiative "put on a Commie flag to troll Hippostania."

Anyone care to join?

No, I changed my flag yesterday and do not plan on changing it.

[Olthar]

The Day Takao Touched Himself

One day, Takao was sitting in one of the few side rooms of his teacher's Dojo, and the door was open. He was reading one of his favorite Samurai poems, and imagining how awesome battle would be. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught the glimpse of a moving figure.

Who? He thought, and his personal inquiry was immediately answered by the revelation of this being his teacher's 16 year old mistress. This woman had every student over the age of 12 going wild for her, and Takao for the first time realize why. She was stacked! Her rack had to be four sizes too big for her figure, although at his age the proportions didn't matter, what mattered were the giant melons.

Suddenly, he felt a tingling. And that was the first time Takao touched himself.

So, Regnum Dominae launched the initiative "put on a Commie flag to troll Hippostania."

Anyone care to join?

Drunk ponies are commie flags, right?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm mildly disturbed by the places my brain went to in order to make that post.

I am also frustrated by my less than perfect fluency in English, because I just know that didn't get my intended and full message across.

[Agritum]

The Day Takao Touched Himself

One day, Takao was sitting in one of the few side rooms of his teacher's Dojo, and the door was open. He was reading one of his favorite Samurai poems, and imagining how awesome battle would be. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught the glimpse of a moving figure.

Who? He thought, and his personal inquiry was immediately answered by the revelation of this being his teacher's 16 year old mistress. This woman had every student over the age of 12 going wild for her, and Takao for the first time realize why. She was stacked! Her rack had to be four sizes too big for her figure, although at his age the proportions didn't matter, what mattered were the giant melons.

Suddenly, he felt a tingling. And that was the first time Takao touched himself.

So, Regnum Dominae launched the initiative "put on a Commie flag to troll Hippostania."

Anyone care to join?

Drunk ponies are commie flags, right?

Well, if they are red and have an hammer and sickle on them, they are.

[Olthar]

Drunk ponies are commie flags, right?

Well, if they are red and have an hammer and sickle on them, they are.

It's purple. And has a drunk pony.

[Individuality-ness]

I'm mildly disturbed by the places my brain went to in order to make that post.

I am also frustrated by my less than perfect fluency in English, because I just know that didn't get my intended and full message across.

It's about how Uriel wishes he punished Az more, and that he was going to "fix" this problem in Az's memory, right?

[Condunum]

The Day Takao Touched Himself

One day, Takao was sitting in one of the few side rooms of his teacher's Dojo, and the door was open. He was reading one of his favorite Samurai poems, and imagining how awesome battle would be. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught the glimpse of a moving figure.

Who? He thought, and his personal inquiry was immediately answered by the revelation of this being his teacher's 16 year old mistress. This woman had every student over the age of 12 going wild for her, and Takao for the first time realize why. She was stacked! Her rack had to be four sizes too big for her figure, although at his age the proportions didn't matter, what mattered were the giant melons.

Suddenly, he felt a tingling. And that was the first time Takao touched himself.

So, Regnum Dominae launched the initiative "put on a Commie flag to troll Hippostania."

Anyone care to join?

Drunk ponies are commie flags, right?

I am never, ever making a story like that again >_>

I'm going outside to smoke, and cleanse myself of this.

[Agritum]

Well, if they are red and have an hammer and sickle on them, they are.

It's purple. And has a drunk pony.

Photoshop those two elements in it

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm mildly disturbed by the places my brain went to in order to make that post.

I am also frustrated by my less than perfect fluency in English, because I just know that didn't get my intended and full message across.

It's about how Uriel wishes he punished Az more, and that he was going to "fix" this problem in Az's memory, right?

Yes. How did it go?

[Condunum]

Oh yeah, and Indi, do what you want with the Divia-Takao interaction. If you don't want it to continue you can have her leave, because I can continue his breakdown solo as well as with someone.

[Olthar]

Drunk ponies are commie flags, right?

I am never, ever making a story like that again >_>

I'm going outside to smoke, and cleanse myself of this.

Psh! You're no fun.

It's purple. And has a drunk pony.

Photoshop those two elements in it

Nah. If I wanted that, I would have simply put it there when I made the flag.

[Condunum]

I am never, ever making a story like that again >_>

I'm going outside to smoke, and cleanse myself of this.

Psh! You're no fun.

I love samurais. I don't like to think of them touching themselves, it's just weird to me.

[Astrolinium]

Psh! You're no fun.

I love samurais. I don't like to think of them touching themselves, it's just weird to me.

What about when they touched little boys?

[Olthar]

Psh! You're no fun.

I love samurais. I don't like to think of them touching themselves, it's just weird to me.

Everyone touches themselves. It's a natural part of being human. It's no more weird than eating or pooping.

[Condunum]

I love samurais. I don't like to think of them touching themselves, it's just weird to me.

Everyone touches themselves. It's a natural part of being human. It's no more weird than eating or pooping.

Well yeah, I know that. That doesn't mean I want to think about it.

[Olthar]

Everyone touches themselves. It's a natural part of being human. It's no more weird than eating or pooping.

Well yeah, I know that. That doesn't mean I want to think about it.

Psh! What's next? Are you going to tell me that you're weirded out about the thought of your grandparents having sex?

[Condunum]

Well yeah, I know that. That doesn't mean I want to think about it.

Psh! What's next? Are you going to tell me that you're weirded out about the thought of your grandparents having sex?

._.

That's it, I'm going back to watching Samurai Jack.

[Astrolinium]

Psh! What's next? Are you going to tell me that you're weirded out about the thought of your grandparents having sex?

._.

That's it, I'm going back to watching Samurai Jack.

He and that one Scotsman were probably fucking.

[Condunum]

._.

That's it, I'm going back to watching Samurai Jack.

He and that one Scotsman were probably fucking.

GOD DAMMIT

[Olthar]

Psh! What's next? Are you going to tell me that you're weirded out about the thought of your grandparents having sex?

._.

That's it, I'm going back to watching Samurai Jack.

I bet Samurai Jack touched himself on those long, cold nights in the future.

[Astrolinium]

He and that one Scotsman were probably fucking.

GOD DAMMIT

You're welcome.

[Individuality-ness]

It's about how Uriel wishes he punished Az more, and that he was going to "fix" this problem in Az's memory, right?

Yes. How did it go?

I think there's a sentence in that one that you intended to complete but left off. Otherwise, I think I understood what you were getting at.

Oh yeah, and Indi, do what you want with the Divia-Takao interaction. If you don't want it to continue you can have her leave, because I can continue his breakdown solo as well as with someone.

I'll think of something when I'm in a bit of a better mood. Alison I can write, but Divia's innocent.

[Olthar]

._.

That's it, I'm going back to watching Samurai Jack.

He and that one Scotsman were probably fucking.

I bet Jack was the catcher. *nods*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yes. How did it go?

I think there's a sentence in that one that you intended to complete but left off. Otherwise, I think I understood what you were getting at.

Which one?

[Astrolinium]

He and that one Scotsman were probably fucking.

I bet Jack was the catcher. *nods*

Well, duh. He was Asian, so there's no way he'd be able to please the Scotsman if he was pitching. (nods)