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Postby Agritum » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:35 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Agritum wrote:...but it wasn't a debate. It was a monologue. With an empty chair.

Well you smell bad.

I use it to ward off Jehova's Witnesses.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:39 am

The other day, an upperclassman said "There won't be a woman president because those fucking Arabs will bomb us. Not until Islam is no longer a religion."

Clint fucking Eastwood will become a woman, then beat the shit out of anyone that stupid.
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Postby Agritum » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:47 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:The other day, an upperclassman said "There won't be a woman president because those fucking Arabs will bomb us. Not until Islam is no longer a religion."

Clint fucking Eastwood will become a woman, then beat the shit out of anyone that stupid.

....and what will Islam become after ceasing to be a religion? A clothing brand?

"ISLAMIC T-SHIRT! FOR ALL YOUR HALAL CLOTHING NEEDS!"
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:50 am

Agritum wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The other day, an upperclassman said "There won't be a woman president because those fucking Arabs will bomb us. Not until Islam is no longer a religion."

Clint fucking Eastwood will become a woman, then beat the shit out of anyone that stupid.

....and what will Islam become after ceasing to be a religion? A clothing brand?

"ISLAMIC T-SHIRT! FOR ALL YOUR HALAL CLOTHING NEEDS!"

Whatever Clint fucking Eastwood tells it to be.

"Muhammad was a car salesman."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Agritum » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:51 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Agritum wrote:....and what will Islam become after ceasing to be a religion? A clothing brand?

"ISLAMIC T-SHIRT! FOR ALL YOUR HALAL CLOTHING NEEDS!"

Whatever Clint fucking Eastwood tells it to be.

"Muhammad was a car salesman."

He fled to Medina cause the car gas was cheaper there.
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Postby Agritum » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:57 am

Apparently, if you search Muhammad on Google Images the second result is a Jesus-like image of him. And it's on an Islamophobic website.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:00 am

Agritum wrote:search Muhammad on Google Images

Yeah, you're gonna' die.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Agritum » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:10 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Agritum wrote:search Muhammad on Google Images

Yeah, you're gonna' die.

IIRC, Muslims can draw Mohammad as Long as they don't depict his face.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:11 am

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Nationstatelandsville wrote:Yeah, you're gonna' die.

IIRC, Muslims can draw Mohammad as Long as they don't depict his face.

So, Mohammad was a butterface?
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Postby Mavorpen » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:12 am

Olthar wrote:
Agritum wrote:IIRC, Muslims can draw Mohammad as Long as they don't depict his face.

So, Mohammad was a butterface?

Yes, he literally had a stack of butter for a face.
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Postby Constaniana » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:13 am

Mavorpen wrote:
Olthar wrote:So, Mohammad was a butterface?

Yes, he literally had a stack of butter for a face.

Life must have been difficult for him, living in desert heat and everything.
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:18 am

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Nationstatelandsville wrote:Yeah, you're gonna' die.

IIRC, Muslims can draw Mohammad as Long as they don't depict his face.

So their pictures look like an Arab Slenderman? Don't mind me, just....not spying.
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Postby Constaniana » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:58 am

I'm talking like a Dalek on an NSG thread. I almost feel like Nat. *shudders*
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:59 am

Constaniana wrote:I'm talking like a Dalek on an NSG thread. I almost feel like Nat. *shudders*

*Grabs shotgun*

I'm sorry, old boy. It's for your own good.
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Postby Constaniana » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:02 am

Olthar wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I'm talking like a Dalek on an NSG thread. I almost feel like Nat. *shudders*

*Grabs shotgun*

I'm sorry, old boy. It's for your own good.

D:
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:04 am

Constaniana wrote:
Olthar wrote:*Grabs shotgun*

I'm sorry, old boy. It's for your own good.

D:

There's no need to make this any harder than it has to be. Just follow me behind the shed, and it'll all be over soon.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:05 am

Constaniana wrote:I'm talking like a Dalek on an NSG thread. I almost feel like Nat. *shudders*

A-POL-O-GIZE! A-POL-O-GIZE! A-POL-O-GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Constaniana » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:12 am

Olthar wrote:
Constaniana wrote:D:

There's no need to make this any harder than it has to be. Just follow me behind the shed, and it'll all be over soon.

I'll just regenerate. *nods*
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Postby Individuality-ness » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:17 am

Olthar wrote:
Constaniana wrote:D:

There's no need to make this any harder than it has to be. Just follow me behind the shed, and it'll all be over soon.

Listen to Olthar. She's right.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:22 am

Individuality-ness wrote:Listen to Olthar. She's right.

I am now going to take put this quote in my sig sans context. :p
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:34 am

This blueberry liquorice is amazing.
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Postby Condunum » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:42 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I'm talking like a Dalek on an NSG thread. I almost feel like Nat. *shudders*

A-POL-O-GIZE! A-POL-O-GIZE! A-POL-O-GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE!

*pats back* You'll be fine, ya big metal crybaby.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:10 pm

I'm taking a quick nap before I post. All work has ended.

I also was able to test Google Glass. Not entirely sure I'll keep or buy them.
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Postby Agritum » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm taking a quick nap before I post. All work has ended.

I also was able to test Google Glass. Not entirely sure I'll keep or buy them.

What's the price?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:13 pm

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm taking a quick nap before I post. All work has ended.

I also was able to test Google Glass. Not entirely sure I'll keep or buy them.

What's the price?

80,000...
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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