Elfen High 2 (OOC 6, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Suggest titles for the oneshot about Crowley in the Catacombs.

Actually, "Crowley in the Catacombs" is a perfectly good title.

[Nationstatelandsville]

duran

I can't respond to this in a way that isn't Ice Warriors.

[Astrolinium]

Ooh, look, a miniature one-shot that's not actually a one-shot because technically one-shots are a story with only one chapter.

SNAPSHOTS

A1: The Elfen High Music Room

"Alright, class, let's take it again from the top."

Eric raised the baton and conducted two beats. There was then a brief space -- an eighth rest, perhaps the least well-known eighth rest in all of history compared to what followed it -- and then sound.

Da da da dum!

Da da da dum!

A solid first eight notes; but then, this was the advanced orchestra class. Anything less would be unacceptable.

B1: The Elfen High Attendance Office

Parnell was looking lazily through the records when something suspicious caught his eye. Picking up the phone, he dialed *46, for Mrs. Rock. She taught Anatomy & Physiology, one of Elfen High's most popular classes.

"Hello, Mrs. Rock? This is Mr. Astley up in attendance. I've noticed some strange discrepancies in your roll call log."

"Yes, well, you've never marked anyone absent."

"Oh, yes, I understand students generally make a point of going to their class, but you've marked Mr. Seward as present every day."

"Well, you see, the problem there is that I'm given to understand he's been dead for quite some time. A matter of years, in fact."

duran

I can't respond to this in a way that isn't Ice Warriors.

Same.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I hate these people in ways I can't explain.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Better than my history classes, that's for sure.

Crowley sat down, looking out at the Mexican history class he had "volunteered" to teach. It had been an odd occurrence on how he got here, but that was a different story.

"He traido los pasaportes de los Estados Unidos." he said bluntly, throwing them out to the now very happy crowd of students. "Ahora, ustedes pueden salir de Mexico."

There was a massive party and Crowley was remembered forever among those happy students.

Damn me for not being there.

Also, "Elfen History" maybe?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Crowley in the Catacombs" and "Burden of the Immortal" are two oneshots you guys should read, because they might be important for the "plot'.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Crowley in the Catacombs" and "Burden of the Immortal" are two oneshots you guys should read, because they might be important for the "plot'.

You're a fucking liar.

I think I'll write a one-shot tonight or tomorrow. There's something I've been meaning to do.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Crowley in the Catacombs" and "Burden of the Immortal" are two oneshots you guys should read, because they might be important for the "plot'.

You're a fucking liar.

I think I'll write a one-shot tonight or tomorrow. There's something I've been meaning to do.

I've been more or less spoon feeding you this arc's plot. Lot of things I haven't told you.

This arc is my NS Magnum Opus.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're a fucking liar.

I think I'll write a one-shot tonight or tomorrow. There's something I've been meaning to do.

I've been more or less spoon feeding you this arc's plot. Lot of things I haven't told you.

This arc is my NS Magnum Opus.

Mine's better.

It's got the Seventh Doctor.

[Constaniana]

So when my mom was little she apparently got kicked out of the girl scouts for being a smartass.

Sort of the opposite thing happened with my mum. She ended up getting Queen's Guide rank. (The equivalent of Eagle scout for Girl Guides, which is the British version of Girl Scouts, and probably came first before the American version.)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Queen's Guide

Sweet fucking Christ, the UK.

[Norvenia]

My latest one-shot is closing on four thousand words.

I'm almost done.

[Astrolinium]

My latest one-shot is closing on four thousand words.

I'm almost done.

Four thousand words means they'll think it's a sex scene.

[Norvenia]

My latest one-shot is closing on four thousand words.

I'm almost done.

Four thousand words means they'll think it's a sex scene.

Beg pardon?

[Constaniana]

My latest one-shot is closing on four thousand words.

I'm almost done.

Four thousand words means they'll think it's a sex scene.

Norv is our shining paragon of righteousness, you really think he'd write that?

[Astrolinium]

Four thousand words means they'll think it's a sex scene.

Beg pardon?

When Cond and I wrote a four thousand word one shot they didn't even read and just assumed it was a sex scene.
There was no sex involved.

[Individuality-ness]

Four thousand words means they'll think it's a sex scene.

Norv is our shining paragon of righteousness, you really think he'd write that?

That's what the local priest said.

[Norvenia]

Four thousand words means they'll think it's a sex scene.

Norv is our shining paragon of righteousness, you really think he'd write that?

To be fair, this particular one does feature the Marquis de Sade as a character. But then again, it also features Voltaire.

Beg pardon?

When Cond and I wrote a four thousand word one shot they didn't even read and just assumed it was a sex scene.
There was no sex involved.

I trust y'all to read mine, then.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Beg pardon?

When Cond and I wrote a four thousand word one shot they didn't even read and just assumed it was a sex scene.
There was no sex involved.

I tried to read it.

I just got bored a thousand words in.

[Individuality-ness]

Norv is our shining paragon of righteousness, you really think he'd write that?

To be fair, this particular one does feature the Marquis de Sade as a character. But then again, it also features Voltaire.

Knowing de Sade, kinky. *nod*

[Norvenia]

When Cond and I wrote a four thousand word one shot they didn't even read and just assumed it was a sex scene.
There was no sex involved.

I tried to read it.

I just got bored a thousand words in.

I'll try to make mine more gripping, then.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Norv's Paris oneshot takes place in 1859, though mine is implied to take place a few decades before, during the Terror.

Daniel and Crowley should definitely discuss their various Paris adventures in the IC.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I tried to read it.

I just got bored a thousand words in.

I'll try to make mine more gripping, then.

If you add gripping, we'll have more reason to consider it a sex scene.

[Nationstatelandsville]

When Cond and I wrote a four thousand word one shot they didn't even read and just assumed it was a sex scene.
There was no sex involved.

I tried to read it.

I just got bored a thousand words in.

If I wanted four thousand words of stupid teenagers flirting, Shakespeare has me covered.

[Norvenia]

Norv's Paris oneshot takes place in 1859, though mine is implied to take place a few decades before, during the Terror.

Daniel and Crowley should definitely discuss their various Paris adventures in the IC.

1759. My first post about it was a typo.