The Known World - 1224 AD [OOC|Open]

[Mauretania Tingitana]

If you assist me in destroying Tunis, I can help you claim all of France....

Meh, I have my eyes set on closer pastures, -points to Ireland, Scotland, and Sweden- But I will help you against Tunisia

Assist me in capturing Carthage, and my nation will be indebted to yours.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Meh, I have my eyes set on closer pastures, -points to Ireland, Scotland, and Sweden- But I will help you against Tunisia

Assist me in capturing Carthage, and my nation will be indebted to yours.

FUCKING FINALLY!

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

If you assist me in destroying Tunis, I can help you claim all of France....

IM NOT TUNIS IM FUCKING CARTHAGE GOT IT?!?!?!? SI SUCCHAIRE DI CAZZO! BASTARDO! now in a more peaceful tone....what will it take to pay you off?

Quick, gwt off a letter to Kiev.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

If you assist me in destroying Tunis, I can help you claim all of France....

IM NOT TUNIS IM FUCKING CARTHAGE GOT IT?!?!?!? SI SUCCHAIRE DI CAZZO! BASTARDO! now in a more peaceful tone....what will it take to pay you off?

Send a diplomat to me right now, giving a full surrender and pledging yourself as my vassal. You will be allowed autonomy and freedom of religion, and I will only place a small garrison in Carthage. Also, you must sign every letter you send as "Vassal of the Glorious Almohad Caliphate.". Any delay or decline will result in your execution and the fall of your kingdom.

[Valentir]

IM NOT TUNIS IM FUCKING CARTHAGE GOT IT?!?!?!? SI SUCCHAIRE DI CAZZO! BASTARDO! now in a more peaceful tone....what will it take to pay you off?

Send a diplomat to me right now, giving a full surrender and pledging yourself as my vassal. You will be allowed autonomy and freedom of religion, and I will only place a small garrison in Carthage. Also, you must sign every letter you send as "Vassal of the Glorious Almohad Caliphate.". Any delay or decline will result in your execution and the fall of your kingdom.

This is endorsed by the Great Angevin Kingdom of England.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

IM NOT TUNIS IM FUCKING CARTHAGE GOT IT?!?!?!? SI SUCCHAIRE DI CAZZO! BASTARDO! now in a more peaceful tone....what will it take to pay you off?

Send a diplomat to me right now, giving a full surrender and pledging yourself as my vassal. You will be allowed autonomy and freedom of religion, and I will only place a small garrison in Carthage. Also, you must sign every letter you send as "Vassal of the Glorious Almohad Caliphate.". Any delay or decline will result in your execution and the fall of your kingdom.

This is scorned by the Kingdom of Kiev

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Send a diplomat to me right now, giving a full surrender and pledging yourself as my vassal. You will be allowed autonomy and freedom of religion, and I will only place a small garrison in Carthage. Also, you must sign every letter you send as "Vassal of the Glorious Almohad Caliphate.". Any delay or decline will result in your execution and the fall of your kingdom.

This is scorned by the Kingdom of Kiev

Bah! You barbarians aren't worth the yellow snow you sit on.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Is there a chance of victory?if i call in Kiev?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

This is scorned by the Kingdom of Kiev

Bah! You barbarians aren't worth the yellow snow you sit on.

Oh yes the one who is using Roman culture and the more civilzed s
avic state are barbarians

[Valentir]

Send a diplomat to me right now, giving a full surrender and pledging yourself as my vassal. You will be allowed autonomy and freedom of religion, and I will only place a small garrison in Carthage. Also, you must sign every letter you send as "Vassal of the Glorious Almohad Caliphate.". Any delay or decline will result in your execution and the fall of your kingdom.

This is scorned by the Kingdom of Kiev

Why do you support a limped dick foolish King in "Carthage"? Why do risk so much to protect a puny peon when you can ally and gain more from to greater and richer powers? And now you know why you never received a letter.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

This is scorned by the Kingdom of Kiev

Why do you support a limped dick foolish King in "Carthage"? Why do risk so much to protect a puny peon when you can ally and gain more from to greater and richer powers? And now you know why you never received a letter.

Oh yes the man who geneticly is a genius who is a king by right of conquest is limped dicked and foolish

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

This is scorned by the Kingdom of Kiev

Bah! You barbarians aren't worth the yellow snow you sit on.

You are aware that Kiev is almost always above freezing right?

@Canadian, yes. Where Kiev and her Professional, Experienced Soldiers and large, powerful navy go, Victory chances increase. Also, where Kiev goes, the Pact usually follows. And since this is against Heathens AND Heretical Heretics, I have the support of the Pope and Catholic Europe.

[Valentir]

Bah! You barbarians aren't worth the yellow snow you sit on.

Oh yes the one who is using Roman culture and the more civilzed s
avic state are barbarians

So the guys who made slaves fight for entertainment and butchered millions of people for "Jupiter" and used the lives of other people to fuel their own gains are civilized? Civilization is just about culture, art, etc. They are factors but butchering and murdering for money is not civilized.

[Valentir]

Bah! You barbarians aren't worth the yellow snow you sit on.

You are aware that Kiev is almost always above freezing right?

@Canadian, yes. Where Kiev and her Professional, Experienced Soldiers and large, powerful navy go, Victory chances increase. Also, where Kiev goes, the Pact usually follows. And since this is against Heathens AND Heretical Heretics, I have the support of the Pope and Catholic Europe.

I would not support he Almohads if you didn't support Carthage but that isn't going to happen is it?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Bah! You barbarians aren't worth the yellow snow you sit on.

You are aware that Kiev is almost always above freezing right?

@Canadian, yes. Where Kiev and her Professional, Experienced Soldiers and large, powerful navy go, Victory chances increase. Also, where Kiev goes, the Pact usually follows. And since this is against Heathens AND Heretical Heretics, I have the support of the Pope and Catholic Europe.

The Great Russian Imperium honors her alliance with the Kingdom of Kiev, though she holds no love or ill-will for nations so far from the purvey of her Grand Prince.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Bah! You barbarians aren't worth the yellow snow you sit on.

You are aware that Kiev is almost always above freezing right?

That statement in and of itself.

[Valentir]

Leave it to Carthage and little "King" to fuck up my Geopolitical Game and create a massive war.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Why do you support a limped dick foolish King in "Carthage"? Why do risk so much to protect a puny peon when you can ally and gain more from to greater and richer powers? And now you know why you never received a letter.

Oh yes the man who geneticly is a genius who is a king by right of conquest is limped dicked and foolish

You will not be harmed if you submit!

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

You are aware that Kiev is almost always above freezing right?

@Canadian, yes. Where Kiev and her Professional, Experienced Soldiers and large, powerful navy go, Victory chances increase. Also, where Kiev goes, the Pact usually follows. And since this is against Heathens AND Heretical Heretics, I have the support of the Pope and Catholic Europe.

I would not support he Almohads if you didn't support Carthage but that isn't going to happen is it?

Hey, if it was just you taking out the Carthaginians, Kiev wouldn't give a fornicate. But the heathens are another matter.

[Mauretania Tingitana]

Leave it to Carthage and little "King" to fuck up my Geopolitical Game and create a massive war.

Fear not, our partnership is unstoppable. The entire Atlantic coast will be ours!

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Oh yes the one who is using Roman culture and the more civilzed s
avic state are barbarians

So the guys who made slaves fight for entertainment and butchered millions of people for "Jupiter" and used the lives of other people to fuel their own gains are civilized? Civilization is just about culture, art, etc. They are factors but butchering and murdering for money is not civilized.

Ummm sacrafices to Jupiter where peaceful.....the Romans did not butcher anyone for their faith....they had gladiators fight in the arenas yes...but only prisoners

[Mauretania Tingitana]

I would not support he Almohads if you didn't support Carthage but that isn't going to happen is it?

Hey, if it was just you taking out the Carthaginians, Kiev wouldn't give a fornicate. But the heathens are another matter.

Come and get us.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Oh yes the man who geneticly is a genius who is a king by right of conquest is limped dicked and foolish

You will not be harmed if you submit!

So i can what? have my people coverted and harish smokers go throughout christian lands?What king who cares about his people would do that?

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

Hey, if it was just you taking out the Carthaginians, Kiev wouldn't give a fornicate. But the heathens are another matter.

Come and get us.

I can just blockade the fuck out of both of you.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Leave it to Carthage and little "King" to fuck up my Geopolitical Game and create a massive war.

Fear not, our partnership is unstoppable. The entire Atlantic coast will be ours!

ahem you do have the entire atlantic coast already....