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by Norvenia » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:41 am

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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:18 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Suddenly, from somewhere in Elfen High, one could hear screams. Divia had somehow come across the forum for a site called "NationStates", and she had stumbled on the most active part of said forum: General.
What she saw there, again, will be detailed in a future oneshot, but she was horrified. She ran out of her room in horror screaming her head off.
Where she ended up in I'll leave to either Night or Nat.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:27 pm
Norvenia wrote:Daniel touched Caspian's arm. "Easy, lad," he murmured. "Stay there." The priest stepped in front of the Indian businessman, between him and the mob. "Listen to me now," he said, voice earnest and seemingly quiet, although it filled the train car. "Listen. There's no way to know whether this man is a Muslim. All you have is the word of this man. He could be crazy. He could owe this guy money. He could just be plain wrong. There are twenty million people in this city, and its surrounding areas. How many do you think look just like this fellow? But I'll tell you one thing." Daniel stepped forward, hands still spread. "Whatever he is, I know what you are. You are good Hindus. You know what's right, and what's wrong. And if you kill this man, knowing that he might not be a Muslim, knowing that he might not be a terrorist even if he is a Muslim - then the stain upon your souls will not be washed away within this lifetime, and I dare not even think in what form you will return to this world." Daniel sighed, let his hands fall. "So please, for all our sakes - sit down. No one else needs to die today."
With that, Daniel leaned slightly over and murmured to Takao: "If they rush you, try not to kill them. No more force then you need to stay alive, and to keep our friend there alive." With that, Daniel clapped the samurai on the shoulder, and moved swiftly forward toward the front of the train.
When he caught up with the students, he stepped in front of them and raised his hands. "Listen!" Daniel snapped. "If we go right through the door of the compartment and into the car where they're massacring people, we're going to get killed. Okay? We'll be bunched up in the doorway, a clearly delineated target, with only one or two of us able to do anything at any given moment. They'll hose us down, and we'll die." Daniel took a deep breath. "Here's what we need to do. Head out the doors here now, and onto the roof of the train. There are plenty of people already riding up there, God knows. It'll be tricky to climb up while the train is moving, but not as tricky as dodging bullets. Move up along the roof until you reach the car where the shooting is happening. Then, on my go, swing down through the windows of that car. We'll take them by surprise, surround them in an instant, enable ourselves to attack simultaneously with all of our abilities, and leave the bad guys without a clear target on which to focus their fire. The car will be clear in seconds." Daniel raised his eyebrows. "We do this my way, we all go home - or at least out of the simulation - alive. Clear?"
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:17 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:In Argentina, Sergeant Fischer sighed. Some other soldiers came up to the group, their guns readied. "Alright," the Sergeant said, "Let's go to the APC. The Colonel will be pissed if we don't bring you there on time."

by Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:23 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:In Argentina, Sergeant Fischer sighed. Some other soldiers came up to the group, their guns readied. "Alright," the Sergeant said, "Let's go to the APC. The Colonel will be pissed if we don't bring you there on time."
"But, Lord Sergeant Merrygold Fischer," Aziraphale said, pouting a bit, "this Colonel is a very bad man. I do not think you are a bad man. Why would you serve a bad man if you are not yourself bad? You could rebel and try to defeat him, or simply get on your trusty horse and slay the dastardly windmills of Argentina. Or communist llamas, as it were. The world always needs knights errant, from what I gather. You could take the bellhop as your plucky sidekick!"

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:35 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"But, Lord Sergeant Merrygold Fischer," Aziraphale said, pouting a bit, "this Colonel is a very bad man. I do not think you are a bad man. Why would you serve a bad man if you are not yourself bad? You could rebel and try to defeat him, or simply get on your trusty horse and slay the dastardly windmills of Argentina. Or communist llamas, as it were. The world always needs knights errant, from what I gather. You could take the bellhop as your plucky sidekick!"
The Sergeant shrugged. "If I don't work for him, I'll be worse off than I was before - when I was living on the streets as an urchin."
Then the PCs were all shoved into the APC. It was crammed and smelled like shit, but it was pretty well-made. After a few minutes of uncomfortable riding, the APC slowed and then stopped. The door opened, and the Sergeant exited first. He escorted the PCs out, where they found themselves in a docking bay of sorts. The warehouse door closed, and a large number of soldiers made it known to the PCs that they were outnumbered.
The Sergeant led the group down the hallway from the loading dock, towards a less-dingy part of the warehouse. To be honest, it was more like a military base.
They came to an office, where Sergeant Fischer sat down, his SMG still at his side and ready for use. The man James had freed earlier - Eraldo - was strapped to the wall, beaten and bloody. At the far side of the room was the Colonel, who sat at his desk filling out paperwork. He looked up, and nodded to the group - namely Crowley.
"Welcome to my base," he said quietly.

by Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:41 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:The Sergeant shrugged. "If I don't work for him, I'll be worse off than I was before - when I was living on the streets as an urchin."
Then the PCs were all shoved into the APC. It was crammed and smelled like shit, but it was pretty well-made. After a few minutes of uncomfortable riding, the APC slowed and then stopped. The door opened, and the Sergeant exited first. He escorted the PCs out, where they found themselves in a docking bay of sorts. The warehouse door closed, and a large number of soldiers made it known to the PCs that they were outnumbered.
The Sergeant led the group down the hallway from the loading dock, towards a less-dingy part of the warehouse. To be honest, it was more like a military base.
They came to an office, where Sergeant Fischer sat down, his SMG still at his side and ready for use. The man James had freed earlier - Eraldo - was strapped to the wall, beaten and bloody. At the far side of the room was the Colonel, who sat at his desk filling out paperwork. He looked up, and nodded to the group - namely Crowley.
"Welcome to my base," he said quietly.
Aziraphale blinked (he tends to do that).
"I do not think he is enjoying himself," he said, gesturing towards Eraldo, "Rather, I think he is in quite a bit of pain. You should not let your friends be in pain, Lord the Colonel."
With an implied respectful bow and a smile that would have happened if he was a human, Aziraphale stepped slowly towards Eraldo and attempted to cut his bonds with a blade of ice.
"Walls are not enjoyable," he noted.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:43 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The melting didn't work, because the ISSR aren't stupid. They aren't going to give a pyrokinetic meltable cuffs. That would make them so idiotic that Sanchez would deserve a gunshot in the penis.
Speaking of Sanchez
"THAT'S RIGHT! DRIVE IT HARDER!"
We should stop speaking of Sanchez.
Instead, James received a mild electrical shock. Loki sighed. "Yeah. Probably not the best of ideas there." he pointed out. "In any case, be a bit careful. Here are two things you can do- one, you can put yourself at the mercy of the ISSR. They'll likely give a slap on the wrist, in the end, or they could exile you away and keep you from interacting with the Elfen Highers for a while, especially since you admitted your hatred of them. Politics are an interesting thing. Second, I could break you out."
Heat is a property of natural physics that affects everything ever created. No matter how strong the material is, no matter how high its heat tolerance is, the material will eventually melt.
So the handcuffs melted, and James stretched his arms, rubbing at his wrists. "You aren't breaking me out." James finally answered. "While that would seem the most straightforward and pragmatic route, what that would do is not only make me a wanted fugitive again and end my involvement with both the ISSR and whoever is actually running this operation, but also my involvement with Elfen High and... Outside interests." He clearly wasn't going to elaborate on the latter, and without the psychic link Loki wouldn't know what James meant. "And with resources aimed at recapturing me, not to mention shutting me out of current events, humanity would be even more unprepared when Heaven comes." James stood up and paced around the cell. "You're right, I do need to 'give myself up', as it were. However, my Pride is too much to allow me to do that, and when I know I'm right I always have to keep arguing until everyone agrees with me."
He paused. "This frequently explodes in my face, obviously, but it is a character flaw that won't suddenly disappear from one realization. Shit like that only happens in badly written stories. No, there needs to be a way for me to surrender myself to ISSR control without damaging my Pride." He looked back at Loki, locking eyes with him. He was thinking.
This is never a good thing.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Rupudska » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:49 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:57 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Aziraphale blinked (he tends to do that).
"I do not think he is enjoying himself," he said, gesturing towards Eraldo, "Rather, I think he is in quite a bit of pain. You should not let your friends be in pain, Lord the Colonel."
With an implied respectful bow and a smile that would have happened if he was a human, Aziraphale stepped slowly towards Eraldo and attempted to cut his bonds with a blade of ice.
"Walls are not enjoyable," he noted.
Aziraphale managed to cut one of Eraldo's binds free, before the Angel was knocked back by a blast of air. The Colonel snapped his fingers, smirking as he did.
Behind him, a previously unseen beast arose. It was about 8 feet tall, and made up of fur as white as the snow. Attached to its wrists were gauntlets that had blades on them, useful for stabbing things as well as punching them. It had three eyes, and huge teeth for crunching prey. Ice Trolls, motherfucker.
One Ice Troll leapt at Aziraphale, grabbing the Angel and charging through the concrete wall. A second Ice Troll lunged at the rest of the group, its eyes filled with rage.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Heat is a property of natural physics that affects everything ever created. No matter how strong the material is, no matter how high its heat tolerance is, the material will eventually melt.
So the handcuffs melted, and James stretched his arms, rubbing at his wrists. "You aren't breaking me out." James finally answered. "While that would seem the most straightforward and pragmatic route, what that would do is not only make me a wanted fugitive again and end my involvement with both the ISSR and whoever is actually running this operation, but also my involvement with Elfen High and... Outside interests." He clearly wasn't going to elaborate on the latter, and without the psychic link Loki wouldn't know what James meant. "And with resources aimed at recapturing me, not to mention shutting me out of current events, humanity would be even more unprepared when Heaven comes." James stood up and paced around the cell. "You're right, I do need to 'give myself up', as it were. However, my Pride is too much to allow me to do that, and when I know I'm right I always have to keep arguing until everyone agrees with me."
He paused. "This frequently explodes in my face, obviously, but it is a character flaw that won't suddenly disappear from one realization. Shit like that only happens in badly written stories. No, there needs to be a way for me to surrender myself to ISSR control without damaging my Pride." He looked back at Loki, locking eyes with him. He was thinking.
This is never a good thing.
Loki shrugged. "Well, I gave what help I could." he said. Then he gave a wave and disappeared. He had to teleport out very carefully to avoid triggering the alarms of the organisation. Magic adapted to technology, just as technology adapted to magic.
An hour or so passed. Finally, a dozen armed guards came into James' room, holding far more advanced energy weapons, ones that couldn't be exploded by a level 5 pyrokinetic. They also clamped on handcuffs that very specifically blocked the use of magic in the people who currently wore them. Expensive, but worth it right now.
James was led, blindfolded and stripped of weapons, down a hallway. They opened the door and Sanchez, fully clothed, nodded at him. "Good to see you." he said as the guards removed James' blindfold, acting as though he hadn't just been fucking Megan for quite a long time on end. Speaking of Megan, she was sitting next to him, as were a few other ISSR generals.
Shung shrugged to Sanchez. "Personally, I think lifetime imprisonment. I'd say death penalty, but when he respawns in Hell he could cause us quite a bit of trouble."
Sanchez sighed. "No, he probably can still be useful in some ways..."

by Individuality-ness » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:58 pm
Mavorpen wrote:Eris was bored. She was so very bored. Since her favorite playmates were either out on the "adventure" or in the simulation, she didn't have much to do. And to make matters worse, that annoying voice was back. Let's go destroy a city, it called out in the back of her mind. She sighed. "Shut up, Enyo..." she muttered to herself. And so, she simply wandered the halls of Elfen High.
She then bumped into Divia, who was for whatever reason running through the hallway while screaming. Eris simply watched her as Divia ran past her, then appeared next to her, floating beside Divia as she ran through the hallway. "What's with you?" she simply asked.

by Astrolinium » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:12 pm

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by Ende » Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:25 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:"Rise, kid. I am here in Elfen High in a purely pedagogic capacity, I am not looking for praise or subservience from you, or any of the other students for that matter. Perhaps respect, but that would be it. And, considering that this is, well, Elfen High, I may not even get that, but I have come to terms with this fact." Alastor said to Richard.
"As for your question, yes, I know Calliel and Ivy. I met the latter shortly before the Abrahamic War, and got formally acquainted with the former after it, after you were born." He explained to the quarter-angel.
"Anyway, your parents are probably worried for you. Do not wander off by yourself like you did, and call for help if you find yourself in trouble." He said, ruffling Richard's hair and looking around. No sign of his parents. Troublesome.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:37 pm

by Individuality-ness » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:00 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:Rabbit like features? Huh. Well, that sounded quite interesting. Also painful. But interesting.
"What do you plan to do with my DNA exactly? What kind of rabbit features?" Alison asked. "I might as well know what I'll be agreeing to after all," she added quickly.
"You may feel a bit hyperactive and will likely have a telepathic link to any rabbit in the school." the General said. "Also, rabbit ears and a love of carrots."


by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:58 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Loki shrugged. "Well, I gave what help I could." he said. Then he gave a wave and disappeared. He had to teleport out very carefully to avoid triggering the alarms of the organisation. Magic adapted to technology, just as technology adapted to magic.
An hour or so passed. Finally, a dozen armed guards came into James' room, holding far more advanced energy weapons, ones that couldn't be exploded by a level 5 pyrokinetic. They also clamped on handcuffs that very specifically blocked the use of magic in the people who currently wore them. Expensive, but worth it right now.
James was led, blindfolded and stripped of weapons, down a hallway. They opened the door and Sanchez, fully clothed, nodded at him. "Good to see you." he said as the guards removed James' blindfold, acting as though he hadn't just been fucking Megan for quite a long time on end. Speaking of Megan, she was sitting next to him, as were a few other ISSR generals.
Shung shrugged to Sanchez. "Personally, I think lifetime imprisonment. I'd say death penalty, but when he respawns in Hell he could cause us quite a bit of trouble."
Sanchez sighed. "No, he probably can still be useful in some ways..."
Megan snorted a bit.
"Aleister Crowley," she giggled, "He's exactly like Aleister Crowley, though neither of them will admit it. An impulsive jack-ass who has problems with authority, pardon my language and Shung, if you ever give me that look again, I will remind you why you should stay in Hell. Of course, Crowley is a bit more mature, and that will be the last time I ever say that.
That said, James knows quite a bit about Loki, someone we should be monitoring right now. If anyone will end the world, it will be the guy who has a penchant for causing trouble for his own amusement and has been prophecized to end it for as long as we've known he existed. And it's not like Loki will visit often while he's in jail, that would bore him.
No, I say you let him back in Elfen High. I can keep an eye on him."
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:14 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Megan snorted a bit.
"Aleister Crowley," she giggled, "He's exactly like Aleister Crowley, though neither of them will admit it. An impulsive jack-ass who has problems with authority, pardon my language and Shung, if you ever give me that look again, I will remind you why you should stay in Hell. Of course, Crowley is a bit more mature, and that will be the last time I ever say that.
That said, James knows quite a bit about Loki, someone we should be monitoring right now. If anyone will end the world, it will be the guy who has a penchant for causing trouble for his own amusement and has been prophecized to end it for as long as we've known he existed. And it's not like Loki will visit often while he's in jail, that would bore him.
No, I say you let him back in Elfen High. I can keep an eye on him."
James was about to talk to Sanchez, when Megan spoke.
He bit back all of the insults and remarks regarding his similarity to Aleister. On a level, yeah, he and the old man were similar. But that wasn't the pressing matter. Nor was Loki, or saving the world, or James' freedom and health.
Instead, he looked Megan Jameson in the eyes. "Like you keep on eye on your children, Megan Jameson?" He made sure to put emphasis on the last name. He knew she didn't go by Lewis' surname anymore, but with the neglect she was showing her children he hoped referring to her by that name would get her to stop being a cunt. After that there were no further words, for further words were unnecessary. If she needed an description of her children's mental and physical well-being, she no longer deserved to be their mother.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:06 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James was about to talk to Sanchez, when Megan spoke.
He bit back all of the insults and remarks regarding his similarity to Aleister. On a level, yeah, he and the old man were similar. But that wasn't the pressing matter. Nor was Loki, or saving the world, or James' freedom and health.
Instead, he looked Megan Jameson in the eyes. "Like you keep on eye on your children, Megan Jameson?" He made sure to put emphasis on the last name. He knew she didn't go by Lewis' surname anymore, but with the neglect she was showing her children he hoped referring to her by that name would get her to stop being a cunt. After that there were no further words, for further words were unnecessary. If she needed an description of her children's mental and physical well-being, she no longer deserved to be their mother.
She shrugged.
"They're big kids," she said, "They can take care of themselves for one night.
I don't think you're the best to dish out parenting advise, Callahan."
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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