Vesperis wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"You're in an alternate dimension, one where the Fae were once powerful, before they were chased out by something or another. I'm your host for the evening, call me Mr. Gecko. I shall be your tour guide throughout this world as you give it a search - there may still be life here, though not as we know it, Jim. Also, do refrain from swearing. Any questions?" asked the lizard.
"And you swore more." Mr. Gecko sighed.
With a pop, a giant rhino appeared in front of them. But this rhino...well, it had a horn. But it resembled a vastly different and throbbing horn. It growled, turning to them and getting ready to charge. It was a literal fuck face.
"Words have a lot of power here." the lizard noted. "You should probably try to kill that."
Lana, not expecting the sudden smack, faced it full on. The last time she had been smacked was well over a decade before. She still remembered the sting, and the infuriating rage that followed it. But this time it was just pain. Damn, that lady could slap a bitch. Lana made a noise close to squeaking and a drawn out 'ow' When she looked back up, there was, of course, a rhino. Her eyes widened, there was no way in hell she could fight anything like that off.
Alice sighed. "You're useless," she mumbled, stepping in-between Lana and the fuck-face rhino.
Quickly, she amassed two great balls of fire, and blasted them both at the fuck-face rhino.




