Vesperis wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Alice climbed out of the bus, and sighed. "Hey, fuck you," she replied. "I've had a rough night. This is the least of my worries."
She wiped off her clothes, though she wasn't very thorough. "Now, where am I? Who are you?"
Lana looked up suddenly and pushed her hands to her sides angrily, looking up at the girl with an expression that plainly said 'fuck you' in return. "Oh you've had a rough night, excuse me." She rolled her eyes. "You tell me where I am, because I can't tell anymore."
"You're in an alternate dimension, one where the Fae were once powerful, before they were chased out by something or another. I'm your host for the evening, call me Mr. Gecko. I shall be your tour guide throughout this world as you give it a search - there may still be life here, though not as we know it, Jim. Also, do refrain from swearing. Any questions?" asked the lizard.
Nude East Ireland wrote:Vesperis wrote:
Lana looked up suddenly and pushed her hands to her sides angrily, looking up at the girl with an expression that plainly said 'fuck you' in return. "Oh you've had a rough night, excuse me." She rolled her eyes. "You tell me where I am, because I can't tell anymore."
Alice was a drunk pyrotechnic from a magic school in Ireland.
Promptly becoming enraged by this disrespect, she stomped over to Lana and slapped her across the face. "Listen here, fuck-face; I'm a prestigious member of Faerie University. Now you shut that cock hole and tell me where I am, or I'll boil the liquid in your eyes."
"And you swore more." Mr. Gecko sighed.
With a pop, a giant rhino appeared in front of them. But this rhino...well, it had a horn. But it resembled a vastly different and throbbing horn. It growled, turning to them and getting ready to charge. It was a literal fuck face.
"Words have a lot of power here." the lizard noted. "You should probably try to kill that."



