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[The Empire of Pretantia]

So is Theoden officially Mordor man now?

[Valentir]

So is Theoden officially Mordor man now?

Not yet. But if Sauron puts his reach far enough maybe. SO ALL THE GOD PEOPLE IF YOU WANT A NICE ALLY WITH LOTS OF HORSES HEAD TO HELMS DEEP AND HELP THEODEN. The plot is that Sauron gains some control over Theoden's mind and controls him. But if a certain wizard were to help... he can be saved.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

So is Theoden officially Mordor man now?

Not yet. But if Sauron puts his reach far enough maybe. SO ALL THE GOD PEOPLE IF YOU WANT A NICE ALLY WITH LOTS OF HORSES HEAD TO HELMS DEEP AND HELP THEODEN. The plot is that Sauron gains some control over Theoden's mind and controls him. But if a certain wizard were to help... he can be saved.

Isen then Rohan. That's the order.

[Valentir]

Coming, coming, came. He's back. Problem solved.

And gone again. I have lost interest in it, and Valentir has made it insanely boring.

And also, Valentir, I understand your idea, but I was sending 2,000 men with my captain over to some god-forsaken part of the country while I was scouting with the 400. I was not wanting 2,000 men for a scouting mission, just as a backup in case you were being controlled by Sauron again.

The problem is that you cannot take men from me!!! You don't have control over my captains so you cannot take 2000 guys. And you cannot 2000 men out of a fortress with its gates closed. And I went back and even brought the men back because you still kept it at 2000. So thats the problem. My men, I choose where they go. You may be a General but they follow my command first as I'm the higher authority in Rohan.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

And gone again. I have lost interest in it, and Valentir has made it insanely boring.

And also, Valentir, I understand your idea, but I was sending 2,000 men with my captain over to some god-forsaken part of the country while I was scouting with the 400. I was not wanting 2,000 men for a scouting mission, just as a backup in case you were being controlled by Sauron again.

The problem is that you cannot take men from me!!! You don't have control over my captains so you cannot take 2000 guys. And you cannot 2000 men out of a fortress with its gates closed. And I went back and even brought the men back because you still kept it at 2000. So thats the problem. My men, I choose where they go. You may be a General but they follow my command first as I'm the higher authority in Rohan.

Both of you shut up.

[Liecthenbourg]

So is Theoden officially Mordor man now?

Not yet. But if Sauron puts his reach far enough maybe. SO ALL THE GOD PEOPLE IF YOU WANT A NICE ALLY WITH LOTS OF HORSES HEAD TO HELMS DEEP AND HELP THEODEN. The plot is that Sauron gains some control over Theoden's mind and controls him. But if a certain wizard were to help... he can be saved.

I'm beginning to think Sauron is now Harbinger
-looks at Theoden- "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
-Gets bored- "Releasing control"

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Not yet. But if Sauron puts his reach far enough maybe. SO ALL THE GOD PEOPLE IF YOU WANT A NICE ALLY WITH LOTS OF HORSES HEAD TO HELMS DEEP AND HELP THEODEN. The plot is that Sauron gains some control over Theoden's mind and controls him. But if a certain wizard were to help... he can be saved.

I'm beginning to think Sauron is now Harbinger
-looks at Theoden- "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
-Gets bored- "Releasing control"

I'm pretty sure that it was Saruman that time.

[Valentir]

The problem is that you cannot take men from me!!! You don't have control over my captains so you cannot take 2000 guys. And you cannot 2000 men out of a fortress with its gates closed. And I went back and even brought the men back because you still kept it at 2000. So thats the problem. My men, I choose where they go. You may be a General but they follow my command first as I'm the higher authority in Rohan.

Both of you shut up.

Well he is leaving so I have command over about nearly all of my army unless another Rohan guy wants to join. AND HAHAHHAHA AT LIECH's post

[G-Tech Corporation]

The problem is that you cannot take men from me!!! You don't have control over my captains so you cannot take 2000 guys. And you cannot 2000 men out of a fortress with its gates closed. And I went back and even brought the men back because you still kept it at 2000. So thats the problem. My men, I choose where they go. You may be a General but they follow my command first as I'm the higher authority in Rohan.

Both of you shut up.

I'm about this close to saying fuck it, we'll reconquer Rohan later.

Also, Felbah, you seem sensible enough. How do you feel about being a Numenorean Guard commandant?

[Valentir]

Both of you shut up.

I'm about this close to saying fuck it, we'll reconsider Rohan later.

Also, Felbah, you seem sensible enough. How do you feel about being a Numenorean Guard commandant?

What do you mean Rohan? So the "Pious" Numenoreans are land hungry now?

[G-Tech Corporation]

I'm about this close to saying fuck it, we'll reconsider Rohan later.

Also, Felbah, you seem sensible enough. How do you feel about being a Numenorean Guard commandant?

What do you mean Rohan? So the "Pious" Numenoreans are land hungry now?

Well if Rohan is subverted/conquered by Sauron, those very same pious Numenoreans will have no compunctions about unconquering it.

[Valentir]

What do you mean Rohan? So the "Pious" Numenoreans are land hungry now?

Well if Rohan is subverted/conquered by Sauron, those very same pious Numenoreans will have no compunctions about unconquering it.

I said G-Tech that SAURON CONTROLS OF ROHAN can be broken like 5 times and you ignore like I'm already fully evil. With the way the good guys are acting I may just join him as you all don't care about the very important middle ground in this war. Rohan is very important for good and evil and you guys should be fighting over and convince me to go to a side before I permanently choose.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Well if Rohan is subverted/conquered by Sauron, those very same pious Numenoreans will have no compunctions about unconquering it.

I said G-Tech that SAURON CONTROLS OF ROHAN can be broken like 5 times and you ignore like I'm already fully evil. With the way the good guys are acting I may just join him as you all don't care about the very important middle ground in this war. Rohan is very important for good and evil and you guys should be fighting over and convince me to go to a side before I permanently choose.

Like I said also earlier, Numenor has no ability to influence your choice. The Edain have neither heard of Rohan, nor do they know her king.

I cannot change your decision. Your decision will, however, effect Rohan greatly when Numenor does hear of it.

[Liecthenbourg]

Listen, the F.O.E dont care who you side with, Goblins will swarm, Uruks will stomp, Easterlings will crush, Trolls will destroy, Nazgul will strike fear, Orcs will aslo swarm, Mamukils will crush destroy and stomp, Rohan will become the battle ground between the F.O.E and the Numenoreans.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

At least let me resolve Isen first.

[Valentir]

I said G-Tech that SAURON CONTROLS OF ROHAN can be broken like 5 times and you ignore like I'm already fully evil. With the way the good guys are acting I may just join him as you all don't care about the very important middle ground in this war. Rohan is very important for good and evil and you guys should be fighting over and convince me to go to a side before I permanently choose.

Like I said also earlier, Numenor has no ability to influence your choice. The Edain have neither heard of Rohan, nor do they know her king.

I cannot change your decision. Your decision will, however, effect Rohan greatly when Numenor does hear of it.

Ok then. And all the other good guys hurry before you bore into Sauron's currently loving and inspiration arms

[Liberated Counties]

At least let me resolve Isen first.

What's happening in isen?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

At least let me resolve Isen first.

What's happening in isen?

More specifically, the forest. I have no idea. There are like three different people talking at once. I'll just go with the wizard Allatar.

[Thanatttynia]

Please, please please could you, Rohan, use the word 'godmod' not godmode?
It grates on me no end.

And, if the Eagles King were to visit Helm's Deep to speak with your King, would you consider joining the Good and staying on our side?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Please, please please could you, Rohan, use the word 'godmod' not godmode?
It grates on me no end.

What's the difference?

[Liberated Counties]

Valentir, So Im following Aeglebarth to Enedwaith, and kill him if he goes anywhere else, but if Felbah, the person controlling him has dropped out, what now?

[Valentir]

Valentir, So Im following Aeglebarth to Enedwaith, and kill him if he goes anywhere else, but if Felbah, the person controlling him has dropped out, what now?

Umm, act as if he was killed by some bandits and then ride for Edoras and await Theoden

[Liberated Counties]

Valentir, So Im following Aeglebarth to Enedwaith, and kill him if he goes anywhere else, but if Felbah, the person controlling him has dropped out, what now?

Umm, act as if he was killed by some bandits and then ride for Edoras and await Theoden

Well firstly, lets ask Felbah
Felbah, have you left this roleplay?

[Pavlostani]

Please, please please could you, Rohan, use the word 'godmod' not godmode?
It grates on me no end.

THANK YOU. I agree entirely.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

What did I miss?