Roleplay of Middle Earth (OOC, signups)

[Fowlick]

So is gandalf going to react to a hobbit falling from the sky?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

So is gandalf going to react to a hobbit falling from the sky?

Eventually.

[The Republic of the FGFA Stargate League]

Wow! In LOTR soldiers don't just randomly revolt. And do you honestly think the king and his advisors are going to recruit dis functional soldiers who revolt.

In LoTR they do when their king's a dick. And how can you call the ones who aren't evil "dysfunctional?"

Because soldiers don't revolt when their king hasn't made them do anything! All I made them do is invade some isolated land so we can go after Mordors enemies. The Easterlings are evil and will kill enemies of their enemies. And know you automatically know how my soldiers think, well guess who does I DO, why BECAUSE Easterlings at birth carry out orders and invade people! It's online and in the books.

[Al-Quarra]

i can... evil wins... and my dwarves are the only good that will survive... thats how it goes when it continues this way

Nah, dwarves die, Numenoreans live. Supported by elves from Valinor, Edain give precisely zero fucks and sink stupid Orc fleets and Corsairs for lulz.

wrong;) my dwarves will live forever^^

[The Empire of Pretantia]

In LoTR they do when their king's a dick. And how can you call the ones who aren't evil "dysfunctional?"

Because soldiers don't revolt when their king hasn't made them do anything! All I made them do is invade some isolated land so we can go after Mordors enemies. The Easterlings are evil and will kill enemies of their enemies. And know you automatically know how my soldiers think, well guess who does I DO, why BECAUSE Easterlings at birth carry out orders and invade people! It's online and in the books.

The books don't take into account the civil rights movement, as they were written before that. The books need to be updated to be more politically correct.

[The Republic of the FGFA Stargate League]

Because soldiers don't revolt when their king hasn't made them do anything! All I made them do is invade some isolated land so we can go after Mordors enemies. The Easterlings are evil and will kill enemies of their enemies. And know you automatically know how my soldiers think, well guess who does I DO, why BECAUSE Easterlings at birth carry out orders and invade people! It's online and in the books.

The books don't take into account the civil rights movement, as they were written before that. The books need to be updated to be more politically correct.

Well so should the bible. It doesn't matter, it's in text and the websites confirm it.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

The books don't take into account the civil rights movement, as they were written before that. The books need to be updated to be more politically correct.

Well so should the bible. It doesn't matter, it's in text and the websites confirm it.

I'm not going to accept the canonicity of... Nah, just pulling your chain! You should totally stab everyone!

[G-Tech Corporation]

Actually, as a General, his class allows him free soldiers.

I've been dealing with god modding since I joined seven years ago. Bitch please.

Was that really need? Dude your clueless because soldiers don't randomly join rebellion when they don't know they EXSIST.

Actually, given the Evil Mens' tendency for backstabbing and whatnot it would make sense for there to be a few rebellions.

[The Republic of the FGFA Stargate League]

Was that really need? Dude your clueless because soldiers don't randomly join rebellion when they don't know they EXSIST.

Actually, given the Evil Mens' tendency for backstabbing and whatnot it would make sense for there to be a few rebellions.

If that was the case. Then why did Saurman backstab Sauron, why did Orcs not backstab their commanders.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Was that really need? Dude your clueless because soldiers don't randomly join rebellion when they don't know they EXSIST.

Actually, given the Evil Mens' tendency for backstabbing and whatnot it would make sense for there to be a few rebellions.

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[G-Tech Corporation]

Actually, given the Evil Mens' tendency for backstabbing and whatnot it would make sense for there to be a few rebellions.

If that was the case. Then why did Saurman backstab Sauron, why did Orcs not backstab their commanders.

Saruman planned to usurp Sauron's power; individual Orcs fought for power all the time. Read about Ciroth Ungol.

[The Republic of the FGFA Stargate League]

If that was the case. Then why did Saurman backstab Sauron, why did Orcs not backstab their commanders.

Saruman planned to usurp Sauron's power; individual Orcs fought for power all the time. Read about Ciroth Ungol.

Yes but I didn't read about Orcs trying to overthrow Sauron. I didn't read about Urarks trying to overthrow the Nazgul.

[Thanatttynia]

HELLO GUYS I'M THE VERY LARGE TALKING BROWN BIRD WAVING AT YOU.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Saruman planned to usurp Sauron's power; individual Orcs fought for power all the time. Read about Ciroth Ungol.

Yes but I didn't read about Orcs trying to overthrow Sauron. I didn't read about Urarks trying to overthrow the Nazgul.

Evil men are not Orcs; just as your king rose through warfare and bloodshed (or his father or whatever), it is thoroughly plausible that another man may seek to seize his throne. Gondor has had civil wars, even though they were pretty decent men, and the men of Rhun are far from decent men.

[Solmakia]

Name of character: Peter (Chubby)
Class (ruler, general or adventurer): Adventurer
Homeland (if you are ruler/general say where you control/fight for): The Shire
Race (your character and your nation's if you are a ruler): Hobbit
Side (Good/Evil/Neutral): Good
Backstory (for adventurer it is neccessary, but if you are a ruler/general it is optional):
Peter was born and raised in the Shire to a well to do family of bakers. Learning the trade of Baking from his father, Peter grew rather fat, even for a hobbit, and spent much of his childhood being teased by the other children.
He developed a love of music, when a minstrel (elvish) came to his town, and the Elf, seeing great talent, taught Chubby how to sing and play the Flute. Chubby now plays music so beautifully, even the forest creatures will stop to listen.
He's a quiet, peace loving soul, with no heart of violence or power. Rather, to make music for his friends was all he needed.
He had no aspirations for adventure, or any thing of the sort until his Village was taken over by Saruman.
Being the single escapee, he has vowed to save his home, the Shire, and its rolling hills and green plains.

[The Republic of the FGFA Stargate League]

Yes but I didn't read about Orcs trying to overthrow Sauron. I didn't read about Urarks trying to overthrow the Nazgul.

Evil men are not Orcs; just as your king rose through warfare and bloodshed (or his father or whatever), it is thoroughly plausible that another man may seek to seize his throne. Gondor has had civil wars, even though they were pretty decent men, and the men of Rhun are far from decent men.

I didn't read about Rhun men revolting. I don't care that they revolt, but they can't revolt so suddenly. You can't godmod into making soldiers automatically revolt when they don't even though their is one. And soldiers DON'T revolt if they have nothing to gain.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Evil men are not Orcs; just as your king rose through warfare and bloodshed (or his father or whatever), it is thoroughly plausible that another man may seek to seize his throne. Gondor has had civil wars, even though they were pretty decent men, and the men of Rhun are far from decent men.

I didn't read about Rhun men revolting. I don't care that they revolt, but they can't revolt so suddenly. You can't godmod into making soldiers automatically revolt when they don't even though their is one. And soldiers DON'T revolt if they have nothing to gain.

One does not simply rebel against a king.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Evil men are not Orcs; just as your king rose through warfare and bloodshed (or his father or whatever), it is thoroughly plausible that another man may seek to seize his throne. Gondor has had civil wars, even though they were pretty decent men, and the men of Rhun are far from decent men.

I didn't read about Rhun men revolting. I don't care that they revolt, but they can't revolt so suddenly. You can't godmod into making soldiers automatically revolt when they don't even though their is one. And soldiers DON'T revolt if they have nothing to gain.

Eh, I've made my view clear. Take it up with the OP.

[The Republic of the FGFA Stargate League]

I didn't read about Rhun men revolting. I don't care that they revolt, but they can't revolt so suddenly. You can't godmod into making soldiers automatically revolt when they don't even though their is one. And soldiers DON'T revolt if they have nothing to gain.

One does not simply rebel against a king.

Exactly.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Currently writing an "I like trolls" parody of the Major's speech, bt I'm having trouble thinking of what trolls like. Help?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Currently writing an "I like trolls" parody of the Major's speech, bt I'm having trouble thinking of what trolls like. Help?

Mutton.

Gold.

Shiny things.

Tasty people.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Currently writing an "I like trolls" parody of the Major's speech, bt I'm having trouble thinking of what trolls like. Help?

Mutton.

Gold.

Shiny things.

Tasty people.

LoL. Good to see you know your LoTR lore. Now how about internet trolls?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Mutton.

Gold.

Shiny things.

Tasty people.

LoL. Good to see you know your LoTR lore. Now how about internet trolls?

This should help.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Valentir, is it too much to ask that you post OOC in the OOC?

[Valentir]

Valentir, is it too much to ask that you post OOC in the OOC?

No, so. GODMODE ON FELBAH'S BEHALF> I DEMAND THAT THE POST BE CHANGED TO SOMETHING ACCORDING TO WHAT I RPED> OTHER WISE THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1