Roleplay of Middle Earth (OOC, signups)

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Stone giants wouldnt be pissed unless I mined them I can just mine in Goblin territory

I personally would avoid goblin kings with scrotum-beards, like the Great Goblin.

But Fangorn has stumbled upon stumps. THE WRATH OF THE ENTS SHALL BE UNLEASHED! Unless you took the time to get a better floodgate... in which case, we might be fucked.

I'm typing a post right now. I'll meet you in the forest!

[Black Marshes]

Stone giants wouldnt be pissed unless I mined them I can just mine in Goblin territory

I personally would avoid goblin kings with scrotum-beards, like the Great Goblin.

But Fangorn has stumbled upon stumps. THE WRATH OF THE ENTS SHALL BE UNLEASHED! Unless you took the time to get a better floodgate... in which case, we might be fucked.

Isengard offers tree seeds to replace the old trees in return for peace

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I personally would avoid goblin kings with scrotum-beards, like the Great Goblin.

But Fangorn has stumbled upon stumps. THE WRATH OF THE ENTS SHALL BE UNLEASHED! Unless you took the time to get a better floodgate... in which case, we might be fucked.

Isengard offers tree seeds to replace the old trees in return for peace

Sure, because clearly you care about the environment and trees are voiceless things meant only to serve you in their death.

[Black Marshes]

Isengard offers tree seeds to replace the old trees in return for peace

Sure, because clearly you care about the environment and trees are voiceless things meant only to serve you in their death.

No, I'll stop logging completely

[G-Tech Corporation]

Stone giants wouldnt be pissed unless I mined them I can just mine in Goblin territory

I personally would avoid goblin kings with scrotum-beards, like the Great Goblin.

But Fangorn has stumbled upon stumps. THE WRATH OF THE ENTS SHALL BE UNLEASHED! Unless you took the time to get a better floodgate... in which case, we might be fucked.

Actually, I don't even recall him doing more than just damming the Isen. In which case, no worries. I'm not sure how Uruks can kill Ents anyway, other than an awful lot of close-up axe work.

Also, I'm contemplating RPing finding some Ent Wives up near Emyn Uial, legit or not?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Sure, because clearly you care about the environment and trees are voiceless things meant only to serve you in their death.

No, I'll stop logging completely

As if that matters.

[Valentir]

I personally would avoid goblin kings with scrotum-beards, like the Great Goblin.

But Fangorn has stumbled upon stumps. THE WRATH OF THE ENTS SHALL BE UNLEASHED! Unless you took the time to get a better floodgate... in which case, we might be fucked.

Actually, I don't even recall him doing more than just damming the Isen. In which case, no worries. I'm not sure how Uruks can kill Ents anyway, other than an awful lot of close-up axe work.

Also, I'm contemplating RPing finding some Ent Wives up near Emyn Uial, legit or not?

Fire Arrows? And the ent wives are said to have disappeared

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Actually, I don't even recall him doing more than just damming the Isen. In which case, no worries. I'm not sure how Uruks can kill Ents anyway, other than an awful lot of close-up axe work.

Also, I'm contemplating RPing finding some Ent Wives up near Emyn Uial, legit or not?

Fire Arrows? And the ent wives are said to have disappeared

Release the river!

[G-Tech Corporation]

Actually, I don't even recall him doing more than just damming the Isen. In which case, no worries. I'm not sure how Uruks can kill Ents anyway, other than an awful lot of close-up axe work.

Also, I'm contemplating RPing finding some Ent Wives up near Emyn Uial, legit or not?

Fire Arrows? And the ent wives are said to have disappeared

Living trees don't burn well except for in extremely hot fires, not what fire arrows are going to be doing.

And yes, they were said to be, when the Brown Lands were raised by the forces of Sauron. All the same, the trilogy leaves their fate open ended, and even mentions walking trees in the North Downs.

[Black Marshes]

Fire Arrows? And the ent wives are said to have disappeared

Release the river!

Fire arrows protecting the dam

[Black Marshes]

Fire Arrows? And the ent wives are said to have disappeared

Living trees don't burn well except for in extremely hot fires, not what fire arrows are going to be doing.

And yes, they were said to be, when the Brown Lands were raised by the forces of Sauron. All the same, the trilogy leaves their fate open ended, and even mentions walking trees in the North Downs.

If I remember correctly, an Ent is set on fire by using arrows

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Release the river!

Fire arrows protecting the dam

No problem, I got a wizard, an elf, a dwarf, two men, and four hobbits on the job.

[Pavlostani]

Fire Arrows? And the ent wives are said to have disappeared

Living trees don't burn well except for in extremely hot fires, not what fire arrows are going to be doing.

And yes, they were said to be, when the Brown Lands were raised by the forces of Sauron. All the same, the trilogy leaves their fate open ended, and even mentions walking trees in the North Downs.

I'm not going to have the Ents be complete warrior-gods, that would be a bit too godmoddy in my opinion.

Hm... Entwives in the Emyn Uial. That might be interesting.

Sure, because clearly you care about the environment and trees are voiceless things meant only to serve you in their death.

No, I'll stop logging completely

You have already slain many fine trees. Treebeard will fucking EAT YOUR LIMBS! YOU PUTRID FUCKING CUNT!

In seriousness, Fangorn will probably still declare war, slay any messenger that comes his way, and hold off the Entwive search while he kills things.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Living trees don't burn well except for in extremely hot fires, not what fire arrows are going to be doing.

And yes, they were said to be, when the Brown Lands were raised by the forces of Sauron. All the same, the trilogy leaves their fate open ended, and even mentions walking trees in the North Downs.

If I remember correctly, an Ent is set on fire by using arrows

True, one Ent out of however many got shot with said arrows.

Fire arrows protecting the dam

No problem, I got a wizard, an elf, a dwarf, two men, and four hobbits on the job.

"What do your elf eyes see?"

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Living trees don't burn well except for in extremely hot fires, not what fire arrows are going to be doing.

And yes, they were said to be, when the Brown Lands were raised by the forces of Sauron. All the same, the trilogy leaves their fate open ended, and even mentions walking trees in the North Downs.

I'm not going to have the Ents be complete warrior-gods, that would be a bit too godmoddy in my opinion.

Hm... Entwives in the Emyn Uial. That might be interesting.

No, I'll stop logging completely

You have already slain many fine trees. Treebeard will fucking EAT YOUR LIMBS! YOU PUTRID FUCKING CUNT!

In seriousness, Fangorn will probably still declare war, slay any messenger that comes his way, and hold off the Entwive search while he kills things.

I send to you the fellowship.

[Black Marshes]

And in any event, has everyone forgotten that I am not evil yet? Saruman is being corrupted, there is a possibility of saving him...

[The Empire of Pretantia]

And in any event, has everyone forgotten that I am not evil yet? Saruman is being corrupted, there is a possibility of saving him...

But you are cutting down trees?

[Valentir]

And in any event, has everyone forgotten that I am not evil yet? Saruman is being corrupted, there is a possibility of saving him...

Same with Theoden

[Black Marshes]

And in any event, has everyone forgotten that I am not evil yet? Saruman is being corrupted, there is a possibility of saving him...

But you are cutting down trees?

No, the Uruks are. If Saruman is saved he would stop the logging..,

[The Empire of Pretantia]

But you are cutting down trees?

No, the Uruks are. If Saruman is saved he would stop the logging..,

So... I just have to knock sense into him?

[Black Marshes]

No, the Uruks are. If Saruman is saved he would stop the logging..,

So... I just have to knock sense into him?

Pretty much.
Does anyone else find it ironic that Gandalf is taking the Hobbits to Isengard?...

[G-Tech Corporation]

No, the Uruks are. If Saruman is saved he would stop the logging..,

So... I just have to knock sense into him?

Please please please get Gimli to whack him in the head with an axe haft.

[Valentir]

So... I just have to knock sense into him?

Pretty much.
Does anyone else find it ironic that Gandalf is taking the Hobbits to Isengard?...

LOLOLOLOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM

[The Empire of Pretantia]

So... I just have to knock sense into him?

Pretty much.
Does anyone else find it ironic that Gandalf is taking the Hobbits to Isengard?...

"Gandalf's taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
"Legolas, put the weed down."

[G-Tech Corporation]

Pretty much.
Does anyone else find it ironic that Gandalf is taking the Hobbits to Isengard?...

"Gandalf's taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
"Legolas, put the weed down."

"Man, you gotta try this Longbottom Leaf."