Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

On another amusing note, this morning when I was travelling on train to meet my parents (which went surprisingly well, but that's a different story), there was this American missionary, teenager or young adult, who was irritating the entire car with his preaching.

Then someone on the roof opened up a hole in the ceiling of the train and dropped himself down into the train car and proceeded to ask the now stunned American if he would explain Christianity to him- but also added that because of the crowded train, he wouldn't find a seat in the car itself, so the missionary would have to come up onto the roof with him.

The missionary shut up for the rest of the ride.

This man is my new favorite person.

[Olthar]

A recycling bin could be his co-host.

Richard would enjoy this show especially.

He's just a janitor. It's not like he has a trash fetish. He doesn't masturbate into the garbage cans every morning.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Richard would enjoy this show especially.

He's just a janitor. It's not like he has a trash fetish. He doesn't masturbate into the garbage cans every morning.

No - he actually masturbates to mops.

[Olthar]

On another amusing note, this morning when I was travelling on train to meet my parents (which went surprisingly well, but that's a different story), there was this American missionary, teenager or young adult, who was irritating the entire car with his preaching.

Then someone on the roof opened up a hole in the ceiling of the train and dropped himself down into the train car and proceeded to ask the now stunned American if he would explain Christianity to him- but also added that because of the crowded train, he wouldn't find a seat in the car itself, so the missionary would have to come up onto the roof with him.

The missionary shut up for the rest of the ride.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On another amusing note, this morning when I was travelling on train to meet my parents (which went surprisingly well, but that's a different story), there was this American missionary, teenager or young adult, who was irritating the entire car with his preaching.

Then someone on the roof opened up a hole in the ceiling of the train and dropped himself down into the train car and proceeded to ask the now stunned American if he would explain Christianity to him- but also added that because of the crowded train, he wouldn't find a seat in the car itself, so the missionary would have to come up onto the roof with him.

The missionary shut up for the rest of the ride.

This man is my new favorite person.

Best part, as I found out, was that this guy was Christian himself.

[Individuality-ness]

On another amusing note, this morning when I was travelling on train to meet my parents (which went surprisingly well, but that's a different story), there was this American missionary, teenager or young adult, who was irritating the entire car with his preaching.

Then someone on the roof opened up a hole in the ceiling of the train and dropped himself down into the train car and proceeded to ask the now stunned American if he would explain Christianity to him- but also added that because of the crowded train, he wouldn't find a seat in the car itself, so the missionary would have to come up onto the roof with him.

The missionary shut up for the rest of the ride.

Touche.

[Olthar]

This man is my new favorite person.

Best part, as I found out, was that this guy was Christian himself.

Awesome.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This man is my new favorite person.

Best part, as I found out, was that this guy was Christian himself.

I want to make a TV show about this guy.

"All across India, there is scum - corruption. Greed. Sex. Missionaries.

One man fights against this... this man... is Trainjumper."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Best part, as I found out, was that this guy was Christian himself.

I want to make a TV show about this guy.

"All across India, there is scum - corruption. Greed. Sex. Missionaries.

One man fights against this... this man... is Trainjumper."

Nah, there are far better people in Mumbai to make a show about.

Like the Chinese guy I met the other day who was making pizza delivery on roller skates. And jumping over a taxi.

[Olthar]

I want to make a TV show about this guy.

"All across India, there is scum - corruption. Greed. Sex. Missionaries.

One man fights against this... this man... is Trainjumper."

Nah, there are far better people in Mumbai to make a show about.

Like the Chinese guy I met the other day who was making pizza delivery on roller skates. And jumping over a taxi.

A Chinese man delivering Italian food in India while wearing an American invention?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nah, there are far better people in Mumbai to make a show about.

Like the Chinese guy I met the other day who was making pizza delivery on roller skates. And jumping over a taxi.

A Chinese man delivering Italian food in India while wearing an American invention?

Globalisation!

I like that the Chinese are coming back to Mumbai now. I hate American Chinese food, but Indian Chinese food kicks all the ass.

[Astrolinium]

Nightkill, what's Chiranjeevi mean?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nightkill, what's Chiranjeevi mean?

He's a film star. And politician now, I suppose.

[Olthar]

A Chinese man delivering Italian food in India while wearing an American invention?

Globalisation!

I like that the Chinese are coming back to Mumbai now. I hate American Chinese food, but Indian Chinese food kicks all the ass.

I'd guess it probably has something to do with easier access to traditional Chinese ingredients. *nods*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nightkill, what's Chiranjeevi mean?

He's a film star. And politician now, I suppose.

Oh, did you want the meaning of his name?

It's "long-lived".

[Astrolinium]

Nightkill, what's Chiranjeevi mean?

He's a film star. And politician now, I suppose.

Oh.
I thought it was the song title.

We were listening to something by him called "Indian Thriller" in Boardgame and it's the most terrifyingly hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[Olthar]

No! Not Richard! Now who'd going to creepily masturbate into garbage cans? D':

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No! Not Richard! Now who'd going to creepily masturbate into garbage cans? D':

He isn't dead, just being shot at.

This is EH, after all.

[Individuality-ness]

No! Not Richard! Now who'd going to creepily masturbate into garbage cans? D':

Richard died?

[Olthar]

No! Not Richard! Now who'd going to creepily masturbate into garbage cans? D':

He isn't dead, just being shot at.

This is EH, after all.

But he's getting weaker, isn't he? He might not be able to hold up to much more! D:

[Nationstatelandsville]

He isn't dead, just being shot at.

This is EH, after all.

But he's getting weaker, isn't he? He might not be able to hold up to much more! D:

"Richard, you're getting weaker!"

"Oh, shit, I can only destroy six planets at once now. I'm getting old."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Pro-tip: Never let me have free reign over stupid jokes.

Because I will turn these stupid jokes into very deadly weapons.

[Olthar]

Ohgod. I think I'm getting sick. I just momentarily thought it might be nice to post in TET. D:

[Nationstatelandsville]

Ohgod. I think I'm getting sick. I just momentarily thought it might be nice to post in TET. D:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ohgod. I think I'm getting sick. I just momentarily thought it might be nice to post in TET. D:

*pulls out gun*

I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.