Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You're a guy, which exponentially lowers your choices.

Also, half of the white South African population is British.

Alright, good good. I just didn't want to have to worry about vengeful tribesmen climbing in my windows and snatching me up or something dreadful like that if I ever went there.

They'll likely just rob you.

As I was telling Nat, my apartment in Durban was robbed exactly a week after I had left, which I thought was hilarious.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Alright, good good. I just didn't want to have to worry about vengeful tribesmen climbing in my windows and snatching me up or something dreadful like that if I ever went there.

They'll likely just rob you.

As I was telling Nat, my apartment in Durban was robbed exactly a week after I had left, which I thought was hilarious.

LOL.

[Olthar]

Alright, good good. I just didn't want to have to worry about vengeful tribesmen climbing in my windows and snatching me up or something dreadful like that if I ever went there.

They'll likely just rob you.

As I was telling Nat, my apartment in Durban was robbed exactly a week after I had left, which I thought was hilarious.

[Astrolinium]

When I read this, I keep imagining pus oozing from a wound.

No, that's the American Congress.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

People should join

[Individuality-ness]

Alright, good good. I just didn't want to have to worry about vengeful tribesmen climbing in my windows and snatching me up or something dreadful like that if I ever went there.

They'll likely just rob you.

As I was telling Nat, my apartment in Durban was robbed exactly a week after I had left, which I thought was hilarious.

Wow... luck or what?

[Constaniana]

Alright, good good. I just didn't want to have to worry about vengeful tribesmen climbing in my windows and snatching me up or something dreadful like that if I ever went there.

They'll likely just rob you.

As I was telling Nat, my apartment in Durban was robbed exactly a week after I had left, which I thought was hilarious.

"Jes! Nightkill's gone, bru! Now we can go and take all de stuff in dere witout gettin killed!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Individuality-ness]

They'll likely just rob you.

As I was telling Nat, my apartment in Durban was robbed exactly a week after I had left, which I thought was hilarious.

"Jes! Nightkill's gone, bru! Now we can go and take all de stuff in dere witout gettin killed!"

(Image)

That... is... cool.

[Constaniana]

(Image)

Cool. Cool cool cool.

[Olthar]

(Image)

I want that!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

They'll likely just rob you.

As I was telling Nat, my apartment in Durban was robbed exactly a week after I had left, which I thought was hilarious.

"Jes! Nightkill's gone, bru! Now we can go and take all de stuff in dere witout gettin killed!"

I like how they waited a week.

[Constaniana]

"Jes! Nightkill's gone, bru! Now we can go and take all de stuff in dere witout gettin killed!"

I like how they waited a week.

It took them a few days to gather the courage to see if you were still in there, and a few more after that to prepare themselves for whatever death traps they presumed you left behind as fun surprises.

[Olthar]

"Jes! Nightkill's gone, bru! Now we can go and take all de stuff in dere witout gettin killed!"

I like how they waited a week.

"Hey, man, that scary Indian guy is gone! Let's rob his apartment!"
"No way! He might come back! We should wait a week first."
"Good idea."

[Nationstatelandsville]

(Image)

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Moving trash can IN THE MOOOOOOOOOORNING!

I don't know why I chose that particular reference, but suddenly I want that thing to have a talk show.

[Astrolinium]

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Moving trash can IN THE MOOOOOOOOOORNING!

I don't know why I chose that particular reference, but suddenly I want that thing to have a talk show.

The show could be called "Trash Talk".

[Constaniana]

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Moving trash can IN THE MOOOOOOOOOORNING!

I don't know why I chose that particular reference, but suddenly I want that thing to have a talk show.

I'd watch that show.

[Constaniana]

Moving trash can IN THE MOOOOOOOOOORNING!

I don't know why I chose that particular reference, but suddenly I want that thing to have a talk show.

The show could be called "Trash Talk".

+1 cookie 4 u.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Moving trash can IN THE MOOOOOOOOOORNING!

I don't know why I chose that particular reference, but suddenly I want that thing to have a talk show.

The show could be called "Trash Talk".

I suddenly support the death penalty.

[Olthar]

Moving trash can IN THE MOOOOOOOOOORNING!

I don't know why I chose that particular reference, but suddenly I want that thing to have a talk show.

The show could be called "Trash Talk".

[Astrolinium]

The show could be called "Trash Talk".

I suddenly support the death penalty.

A recycling bin could be his co-host.

[Constaniana]

I suddenly support the death penalty.

A recycling bin could be his co-host.

Richard would enjoy this show especially.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On another amusing note, this morning when I was travelling on train to meet my parents (which went surprisingly well, but that's a different story), there was this American missionary, teenager or young adult, who was irritating the entire car with his preaching.

Then someone on the roof opened up a hole in the ceiling of the train and dropped himself down into the train car and proceeded to ask the now stunned American if he would explain Christianity to him- but also added that because of the crowded train, he wouldn't find a seat in the car itself, so the missionary would have to come up onto the roof with him.

The missionary shut up for the rest of the ride.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A recycling bin could be his co-host.

Richard would enjoy this show especially.

He'd be a writer.

[Individuality-ness]

I suddenly support the death penalty.

A recycling bin could be his co-host.

*ba dum tish*