Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Olthar]

Cool.

I'll be busy playing the character with the largest tits in the RP.

I just went back to look at that and holy fuck how are you going to walk with those?

This is just me, but I think these need to factor into the descriptions of your movement. Particularly their movement.

Don't worry, they'll get mentioned a lot. She frequently finds their sheer mass annoying.

I just went back to look at that and holy fuck how are you going to walk with those?

This is just me, but I think these need to factor into the descriptions of your movement. Particularly their movement.

Lol Condom.

She's got 4 STR and 4 DUR, she'll be fine. .

Besides, she once played a sorceress that would make Melissa look small. That was spooky.

Actually, no. Melissa's are bigger than hers were.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I just went back to look at that and holy fuck how are you going to walk with those?

This is just me, but I think these need to factor into the descriptions of your movement. Particularly their movement.

Don't worry, they'll get mentioned a lot. She frequently finds their sheer mass annoying.

Lol Condom.

She's got 4 STR and 4 DUR, she'll be fine. .

Besides, she once played a sorceress that would make Melissa look small. That was spooky.

Actually, no. Melissa's are bigger than hers were.

Pardon my skepticism or my poor memory if I tell you that I sincerely doubt that.

Regardless, let's get RU moving

[Condunum]

I just went back to look at that and holy fuck how are you going to walk with those?

This is just me, but I think these need to factor into the descriptions of your movement. Particularly their movement.

Don't worry, they'll get mentioned a lot. She frequently finds their sheer mass annoying.

I will be thoroughly pleased by this.

Thoroughly.

[Olthar]

Don't worry, they'll get mentioned a lot. She frequently finds their sheer mass annoying.


Actually, no. Melissa's are bigger than hers were.

Pardon my skepticism or my poor memory if I tell you that I sincerely doubt that.

Regardless, let's get RU moving

I don't exactly have the picture with me, but I distinctly remember hers being a bit smaller.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Pardon my skepticism or my poor memory if I tell you that I sincerely doubt that.

Regardless, let's get RU moving

I don't exactly have the picture with me, but I distinctly remember hers being a bit smaller.

Meh. I don't feel particularly drawn to watermelon discussion today, so fine. .

[Olthar]

I don't exactly have the picture with me, but I distinctly remember hers being a bit smaller.

Meh. I don't feel particularly drawn to watermelon discussion today, so fine. .

Victory by default!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Meh. I don't feel particularly drawn to watermelon discussion today, so fine. .

Victory by default!

Yup. You win. -Hands cookie-

[Olthar]

Victory by default!

Yup. You win. -Hands cookie-

*Noms cookie* :3

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Seriously, what the hell is her cup size? Z-cup?

[Olthar]

There you go, Condy. I mentioned her breasts twice in one post.

Seriously, what the hell is her cup size? Z-cup?

Fuck if I know.

[Condunum]

Seriously, what the hell is her cup size? Z-cup?

Judging by what I've seen, I'd place her at a solid LL.

[Condunum]

There you go, Condy. I mentioned her breasts twice in one post.

Seriously, what the hell is her cup size? Z-cup?

Fuck if I know.

Heh heh...

[Individuality-ness]

Seriously, what the hell is her cup size? Z-cup?

There's got to be something beyond Z.

[Olthar]

@ Night: It's pretty common knowledge that Lena is dead. I mean, Jojo's one of the world's most well-known celebrities... >_>

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Bras are, believe it or not, actually unhealthy for you, since they can cause fibrocystic disease and shoulder-neck pain. Because studying human health and anatomy at college has considerable benefits.

I was very happy I was able to convince Aliana of this fact as well.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

@ Night: It's pretty common knowledge that Lena is dead. I mean, Jojo's one of the world's most well-known celebrities... >_>

Oh, well, I fucked up and I'll delete that.

[Condunum]

Seriously, what the hell is her cup size? Z-cup?

There's got to be something beyond Z.

The largest recorded size in the world is 102ZZZ

Why I know so many things about boobs? You don't want to know.

[Individuality-ness]

Bras are, believe it or not, actually unhealthy for you, since they can cause fibrocystic disease and shoulder-neck pain. Because studying human health and anatomy at college has considerable benefits.

I was very happy I was able to convince Aliana of this fact as well.

Really? Huh.

Eh, I don't wear bras when I'm lounging around my house. More comfortable that way.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Bras are, believe it or not, actually unhealthy for you, since they can cause fibrocystic disease and shoulder-neck pain. Because studying human health and anatomy at college has considerable benefits.

I was very happy I was able to convince Aliana of this fact as well.

Really? Huh.

Eh, I don't wear bras when I'm lounging around my house. More comfortable that way.

They also fuck up your immune system.

[Condunum]

Really? Huh.

Eh, I don't wear bras when I'm lounging around my house. More comfortable that way.

They also fuck up your immune system.

Wat.

Edit: Give me more of this information. I might be able to convince Ashley...

[Olthar]

Bras are, believe it or not, actually unhealthy for you, since they can cause fibrocystic disease and shoulder-neck pain. Because studying human health and anatomy at college has considerable benefits.

I was very happy I was able to convince Aliana of this fact as well.

I'll keep that in mind. I didn't actually know that.


Of course, Melissa wears a bra simply to try and contain some of the jiggling. It's hard to chase down a suspect if those things are smacking her in the face, and they're heavy enough that they'll probably knock her out.

[Olthar]

Really? Huh.

Eh, I don't wear bras when I'm lounging around my house. More comfortable that way.

They also fuck up your immune system.

What?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

They also fuck up your immune system.

Wat.

Edit: Give me more of this information. I might be able to convince Ashley...

Melatonin has a crucial role in our sleep patterns, essentially determining when we fall asleep and wake up. Among its many other jobs, it also helps control the menstrual cycle and the immune system. Wearing a bra while sleeping lowers your melatonin levels, which then messes up your sleep, makes you sick and interferes with your period.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Wait, RU2 is actually happening and diverting attention away from the more important main IC? Ain't that just absolutely grand.

[Condunum]

Wat.

Edit: Give me more of this information. I might be able to convince Ashley...

Melatonin has a crucial role in our sleep patterns, essentially determining when we fall asleep and wake up. Among its many other jobs, it also helps control the menstrual cycle and the immune system. Wearing a bra while sleeping lowers your melatonin levels, which then messes up your sleep, makes you sick and interferes with your period.

Interferes with their period?

This has stopped being a matter of me seeing boobs and has no become a matter of keeping her regular. Because fuck, that's important here.