Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Olthar]

My news headline exclaimed "Indian SuperCop leading Pistorius Case!"

Mumbai Tea Party 4321

What the hell is "pistorius?" The dictionary thinks I just misspelled "pastries."

[Ranbo]

My news headline exclaimed "Indian SuperCop leading Pistorius Case!"

Mumbai Tea Party 4321

What the hell is "pistorius?" The dictionary thinks I just misspelled "pastries."

Oscar Pistorius—the Blade Runner.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Odin sleeps all the time.

Odin's a pussy. Thor's where it's really at.

You.

You are dead.

[Olthar]

What the hell is "pistorius?" The dictionary thinks I just misspelled "pastries."

Oscar Pistorius—the Blade Runner.

*shrug*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oscar Pistorius—the Blade Runner.

*shrug*

A guy missing a leg who ran in the normal Olympics.

Celebrated by beating his girlfriend to death with a cricket bat, because South Africa.

[Ranbo]

I believe I just hit on an amazing one-shot idea for Hiraku.

Granted, it'll probably take a day to get my thoughts organized and written down fully, but keep a lookout for it soon.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*shrug*

A guy missing a leg who ran in the normal Olympics.

Celebrated by beating his girlfriend to death with a cricket bat, because South Africa.

Well, he shot her, actually.

There are good odds he's only guilty of manslaughter rather than full murder.

[Nationstatelandsville]

A guy missing a leg who ran in the normal Olympics.

Celebrated by beating his girlfriend to death with a cricket bat, because South Africa.

Well, he shot her, actually.

There are good odds he's only guilty of manslaughter rather than full murder.

THE ONION LIED!

[Ranbo]

*shrug*

A guy missing a leg who ran in the normal Olympics.

Celebrated by beating his girlfriend to death with a cricket bat, because South Africa.

Actually, both legs, but whatever.

[Olthar]

*shrug*

A guy missing a leg who ran in the normal Olympics.

Celebrated by beating his girlfriend to death with a cricket bat, because South Africa.

*shrug*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I admit that the things I say paint SA in a rather poor light. South Africa is actually a surprisingly nice place in the cities and geographically speaking it is the most beautiful place I have lived in. The majority of people also tend to be surprisingly nice and tolerant. Culturally I find it very interesting as well. My part of Durban was cleaner and more developed than most American cities.

But I will restate the fact my driver did not stop at red lights so he wouldn't get carjacked, so there are some problems.

[Olthar]

I admit that the things I say paint SA in a rather poor light. South Africa is actually a surprisingly nice place in the cities and geographically speaking it is the most beautiful place I have lived in. The majority of people also tend to be surprisingly nice and tolerant. Culturally I find it very interesting as well. My part of Durban was cleaner and more developed than most American cities.

But I will restate the fact my driver did not stop at red lights so he wouldn't get carjacked, so there are some problems.

I'd still rather not be raped, so I still have no desire to go there.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I admit that the things I say paint SA in a rather poor light. South Africa is actually a surprisingly nice place in the cities and geographically speaking it is the most beautiful place I have lived in. The majority of people also tend to be surprisingly nice and tolerant. Culturally I find it very interesting as well. My part of Durban was cleaner and more developed than most American cities.

But I will restate the fact my driver did not stop at red lights so he wouldn't get carjacked, so there are some problems.

I'd still rather not be raped, so I still have no desire to go there.

Whites rarely get raped in South Africa. That's more of a black thing, to be frank.

[Ende]

I admit that the things I say paint SA in a rather poor light. South Africa is actually a surprisingly nice place in the cities and geographically speaking it is the most beautiful place I have lived in. The majority of people also tend to be surprisingly nice and tolerant. Culturally I find it very interesting as well. My part of Durban was cleaner and more developed than most American cities.

But I will restate the fact my driver did not stop at red lights so he wouldn't get carjacked, so there are some problems.

It honestly doesn't seem that terrible.

It sounds quite a bit better than the border, actually. (I've been there, makes Detroit look almost not-that-terrible in comparison).

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'd still rather not be raped, so I still have no desire to go there.

Whites rarely get raped in South Africa. That's more of a black thing, to be frank.

"Chin up, kid. You're white! You won't get raped!"

[Olthar]

I'd still rather not be raped, so I still have no desire to go there.

Whites rarely get raped in South Africa. That's more of a black thing, to be frank.

Oh. Well then that's not so bad. I'd still rather visit other places, though, as I simply have more interest in them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I admit that the things I say paint SA in a rather poor light. South Africa is actually a surprisingly nice place in the cities and geographically speaking it is the most beautiful place I have lived in. The majority of people also tend to be surprisingly nice and tolerant. Culturally I find it very interesting as well. My part of Durban was cleaner and more developed than most American cities.

But I will restate the fact my driver did not stop at red lights so he wouldn't get carjacked, so there are some problems.

It honestly doesn't seem that terrible.

It sounds quite a bit better than the border, actually. (I've been there, makes Detroit look almost not-that-terrible in comparison).

If you leave the cities, then you're absolutely fucked.

[Ende]

It honestly doesn't seem that terrible.

It sounds quite a bit better than the border, actually. (I've been there, makes Detroit look almost not-that-terrible in comparison).

If you leave the cities, then you're absolutely fucked.

I would assume so, because Africa.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=cKyy&k=dgC

[Nightkill the Emperor]

IC post is coming.

Slowly.

Slowly.

[Ranbo]

IC post is coming.

Slowly.

Slowly.

When I read this, I keep imagining pus oozing from a wound.

[Constaniana]

I'd still rather not be raped, so I still have no desire to go there.

Whites rarely get raped in South Africa. That's more of a black thing, to be frank.

Would me being half-British raise or lower my chances of being raped?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Whites rarely get raped in South Africa. That's more of a black thing, to be frank.

Would me being half-British raise or lower my chances of being raped?

You're a guy, which exponentially lowers your choices.

Also, half of the white South African population is British.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

IC post is coming.

Slowly.

Slowly.

When I read this, I keep imagining pus oozing from a wound.

No, that's the American Congress.

[Constaniana]

Would me being half-British raise or lower my chances of being raped?

You're a guy, which exponentially lowers your choices.

Also, half of the white South African population is British.

Alright, good good. I just didn't want to have to worry about vengeful tribesmen climbing in my windows and snatching me up or something dreadful like that if I ever went there.