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Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:48 pm**

Constaniana wrote:My favourite panel of that comic has to be this. The look on Nagraj's face as he says he's going to kill Shakoora, violently, because murdering someone isn't already violent.

The best part is when he casually murders an innocent man with snakes and Superman's only response is "I thought I killed him!"

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:48 pm**

I remember when we once had to translate that comic from Hindi to English in English class.

Great stuff.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:48 pm**

"It's time for night-patrol of Bruce Wayne alias Batman."

Grant Morrison's work inspired this, I take it.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:49 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:My favourite panel of that comic has to be this. The look on Nagraj's face as he says he's going to kill Shakoora, violently, because murdering someone isn't already violent.

Tortuously.

Those comics are full of misused words, I can get away with saying the wrong one once or twice.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:49 pm**

"Based largely on the Hindu myth of the shape shifting snake, Nagraj derives most of his powers from microscopic snakes that live in his bloodstream, in lieu of white blood cells."

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:51 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:The best part is when he casually murders an innocent man with snakes and Superman's only response is "I thought I killed him!"

I like the part where Spider-man, Batman, and Superman are chilling in the dining room as slaves serve them what I only assume is the charred meat of the giant they just murdered.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:51 pm**

I should have Nagraj show up in EH.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:51 pm**

So, Night, since you want more officers, I could make Erik one if you want.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:52 pm**

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:So, Night, since you want more officers, I could make Erik one if you want.

That'd be good.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:52 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The best part is when he casually murders an innocent man with snakes and Superman's only response is "I thought I killed him!"

I like the part where Spider-man, Batman, and Superman are chilling in the dining room as slaves serve them what I only assume is the charred meat of the giant they just murdered.

Spider-Man held the bomb the whole time.

Where did the bomb come from?

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I should have Nagraj show up in EH.

Nagraj is now the protagonist.

Of everything.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:52 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Then get the Indian Cartoon Network. With subtitles.

Though half the shows there are just translated American cartoons. Shitload of Tom and Jerry. I cannot overstate how popular Tom and Jerry is in my country.

Which is weird, because Tom and Jerry is awful.

BURN, HERETIC.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:53 pm**

My childhood was divided up between gang wars, Tom and Jerry and Nagraj.

I think it shows.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:54 pm**

Rupudska wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Which is weird, because Tom and Jerry is awful.

BURN, HERETIC.

I was more into Bugs Bunny.

Because I take my comedy with a side of snark.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My childhood was divided up between gang wars, Tom and Jerry and Nagraj.

I think it shows.

Quite clearly.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:54 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My childhood was divided up between gang wars, Tom and Jerry and Nagraj.

I think it shows.

It's very noticeable.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:55 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I like the part where Spider-man, Batman, and Superman are chilling in the dining room as slaves serve them what I only assume is the charred meat of the giant they just murdered.

Spider-Man held the bomb the whole time.

Where did the bomb come from?

Who the fuck knows?

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:56 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Spider-Man held the bomb the whole time.

Where did the bomb come from?

Who the fuck knows?

"Someone placed a bomb on the Eiffel Tower! We must stop them!

Then again, giant meat and Indian girls."

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:56 pm**

Name: Erik Newgate
Military or Science: Officer
Field: ...Officer. Maybe sergeant or something for lulz.
Age (Actual): 39
Age (Appears): Late twenties or something.
Race: Human
Country of Origin: Uh, Hell
Appearance: Here.
Protective Equipment: Special glasses and a lab coat made of enchanted fabric. Because fuck uniforms.
Powergrid/Powers: Intelligence Lvl. 4
Strength Lvl. 4
Speed Lvl. 3
Durability Lvl. 3
Fighting Skills Lvl. 7
Charisma Lvl. 4
Flash-Step Lvl. 2
Regeneration Lvl. 3
Weaknesses: Human society is something alien to him. While he has managed to adapt slightly... Well, his knowledge of it isn't optimal, is what I'm trying to say. He also has the flu and his eyesight is poor, he uses glasses for this reason.
Personality: Well, as stated up there he's not entirely adapted to human civilization, so he might appear as kind of savage to some people (Sometimes he slips into a demonic language while speaking or does something that humans don't do, stuff like that), but he's actually a kind person and means well. He's quite curious as well, and tends to underestimate danger when it is present.
History: Erik Newgate was, quite literally, born and raised in Hell. His father was a hardass who got lost on a mission on Hell, and his mother was a slave who was rescued by his father. The two raised him to the best of their ability, but, living in Hell and stuff, it stands to reason that he's, well, different from regular humans.
Eventually he drifted away from his home. By which I mean, he had an argument with his father and left, because that shit happens, even when you live in a completely different dimension than the rest of humanity.
Either way, living in Hell, he learned to fight and to survive. He learned the languages of Hell as well as many other things about it, mainly what is edible and what isn't.
And living on Hell, eventually he found the ISSR. Thankfully, his parents taught him some English, so he managed to communicate with the humans from the ISSR. They thought he would be a good addition or some shit, so they took him in. He now works as a linguist in the ISSR.
Erik worked in the first Roads Untravelled along with some other people, and saw a lot of shit. Either way he's back for part 2 now, ten years later. During that time, he acquired citizenship in the United Demonic Kingdoms, trained, published a book in Demonic and helped decipher and ancient dialect, proving that having a savage in the crew was indeed useful. However after a while he got bored, flipped the bird at some people and joined the Auragrad Police Force instead.
Equipment: A sword and an axe made of an extremely strong and durable metal native to Hell, a dagger made from the tooth of a hellish Sabertooth Tiger thingy, a notepad, three pencils, a lenght of rope, a sack of food and a jetpack.
RP Sample: Lulz.

App remade.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:56 pm**

I honestly find your commentary of this series hilarious.

I remember when a few friends and I discovered Full House or He-Man and tended to deliver similar commentary.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:57 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I like the part where Spider-man, Batman, and Superman are chilling in the dining room as slaves serve them what I only assume is the charred meat of the giant they just murdered.

Spider-Man held the bomb the whole time.

Where did the bomb come from?

His bum-hole.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:57 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I honestly find your commentary of this series hilarious.

I remember when a few friends and I discovered Full House or He-Man and tended to deliver similar commentary.

To be fair, He-Man is... out there.

But the most insane part of Full House is that someone gave Bob Saget a stable job. At least he never bit anyone.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:59 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I honestly find your commentary of this series hilarious.

I remember when a few friends and I discovered Full House or He-Man and tended to deliver similar commentary.

To be fair, He-Man is... out there.

But the most insane part of Full House is that someone gave Bob Saget a stable job. At least he never bit anyone.

It was a very weird show for us.

That show represented American culture. We're here wondering why the fuck those girls were such whiny bitches.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:02 pm**

Transformers: Beast Wars though, we liked that.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:03 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I honestly find your commentary of this series hilarious.

I remember when a few friends and I discovered Full House or He-Man and tended to deliver similar commentary.

To be fair, He-Man is... out there.

But the most insane part of Full House is that someone gave Bob Saget a stable job. At least he never bit anyone.

How nobody seemed to realize He-Man was Prince Blondywhathisname is beyond me. Aside from plot armour, of course.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:04 pm**

Should I make a scientist or a policewoman?

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:04 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:To be fair, He-Man is... out there.

But the most insane part of Full House is that someone gave Bob Saget a stable job. At least he never bit anyone.

How nobody seemed to realize He-Man was Prince Blondywhathisname is beyond me. Aside from plot armour, of course.

They had completely different personalities.

He-Man was dom, and Prince Adam was sub. *nods*

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