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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:North India (all of it) is going to Hell.

So things will get better?

Oh, no. Satan quits the second you show up, so the Indian government gets de facto control.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:30 pm


I genuinely cannot overstate the impact this film's soundtrack had on the culture of asshole Indian youth and young adults.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:30 pm

Why is this not a cartoon yet?
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"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:31 pm

So, can I join the RU?
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:32 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So things will get better?

Oh, no. Satan quits the second you show up, so the Indian government gets de facto control.

"The President of Hell talked to the UN today, and demanded that Pakistan be destroyed. Nobody attended out of fear, so Hell's demands have not yet been met. Also, Satan won the Nobel Peace Prize and had dinner with Mandela."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:32 pm


They tried to, but the quality was just bad.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:32 pm

Olthar wrote:So, can I join the RU?

Sure.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

They tried to, but the quality was just bad.

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL CARTOON?!

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN IT YET?!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:So, can I join the RU?

Sure.

Alright.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:They tried to, but the quality was just bad.

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL CARTOON?!

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN IT YET?!

Indian television is likely not on basic American cable.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:THIS WAS AN ACTUAL CARTOON?!

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN IT YET?!

Indian television is likely not on basic American cable.

Hey - I have the silver package or whatever.

The fucking silver package. I'm basically Bill Gates.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:35 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Indian television is likely not on basic American cable.

Hey - I have the silver package or whatever.

The fucking silver package. I'm basically Bill Gates.

Then get the Indian Cartoon Network. With subtitles.

Though half the shows there are just translated American cartoons. Shitload of Tom and Jerry. I cannot overstate how popular Tom and Jerry is in my country.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:37 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hey - I have the silver package or whatever.

The fucking silver package. I'm basically Bill Gates.

Then get the Indian Cartoon Network. With subtitles.

Though half the shows there are just translated American cartoons. Shitload of Tom and Jerry. I cannot overstate how popular Tom and Jerry is in my country.

Which is weird, because Tom and Jerry is awful.

All I know is that Nagraj's broken English and casual sexism is... well, he's basically an American superhero, actually, but more Indian.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:40 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Which is weird, because Tom and Jerry is awful.

I have several special skills. I have proven myself, in my own opinion, to be very durable, powerful and rather cunning.

You have shat on my childhood.

Hide, little Amish. Hide.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:41 pm


In this comic, an Indian man in tights beats the shit out of an elephant, banters with a midget, and puts Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man in a tiny train.

In other words, this is the magnum opus of mankind.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Which is weird, because Tom and Jerry is awful.

I have several special skills. I have proven myself, in my own opinion, to be very durable, powerful and rather cunning.

You have shat on my childhood.

Hide, little Amish. Hide.

I have several special skills of my own, such as crying like a bitch and being white.

You won't be able to touch me.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Which is weird, because Tom and Jerry is awful.

I have several special skills. I have proven myself, in my own opinion, to be very durable, powerful and rather cunning.

You have shat on my childhood.

Hide, little Amish. Hide.

Don't worry. I love Tom & Jerry. :hug:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:42 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

In this comic, an Indian man in tights beats the shit out of an elephant, banters with a midget, and puts Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man in a tiny train.

In other words, this is the magnum opus of mankind.

And then he fucking summons a ghost guru to save his ass.

Holy shit. Is his power summoning dead Indian men? Because that's somehow useful.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:43 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

In this comic, an Indian man in tights beats the shit out of an elephant, banters with a midget, and puts Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man in a tiny train.

In other words, this is the magnum opus of mankind.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have several special skills. I have proven myself, in my own opinion, to be very durable, powerful and rather cunning.

You have shat on my childhood.

Hide, little Amish. Hide.

I have several special skills of my own, such as crying like a bitch and being white.

You won't be able to touch me.

I have no interest, Mr. Landsville. I will end you long before we have to meet.

You will never see me coming.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:43 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have several special skills. I have proven myself, in my own opinion, to be very durable, powerful and rather cunning.

You have shat on my childhood.

Hide, little Amish. Hide.

Don't worry. I love Tom & Jerry. :hug:

:hug:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:43 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:In this comic, an Indian man in tights beats the shit out of an elephant, banters with a midget, and puts Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man in a tiny train.

In other words, this is the magnum opus of mankind.

And then he fucking summons a ghost guru to save his ass.

Holy shit. Is his power summoning dead Indian men? Because that's somehow useful.

I've read those comics for decades and freely admit I have no idea what his powers are.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:44 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And then he fucking summons a ghost guru to save his ass.

Holy shit. Is his power summoning dead Indian men? Because that's somehow useful.

I've read those comics for decades and freely admit I have no idea what his powers are.

Does he live in a circus?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:45 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I've read those comics for decades and freely admit I have no idea what his powers are.

Does he live in a circus?

He lives in India.

So you were close.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:46 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Does he live in a circus?

He lives in India.

So you were close.

"Uff! My poisonous teeth can't cut his skin!"

...What. How is that... when does that... how do you use that?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Constaniana » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:46 pm

My favourite panel of that comic has to be this. The look on Nagraj's face as he says he's going to kill Shakoora, violently, because murdering someone isn't already violent.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:47 pm

Constaniana wrote:My favourite panel of that comic has to be this. The look on Nagraj's face as he says he's going to kill Shakoora, violently, because murdering someone isn't already violent.

Tortuously.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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