Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

No one show Caspian the Ninth Doctor.

[Nude East Ireland]

To be fair, I don't think your neighborhood is allowed by the laws of India or physics.

And those are just the trains.

But honestly, if you want an edgy Mumbai film, watch Satya. That is a good Mumbai film.

Frankly, Slumdog is just a bad film about India. It isn't an Indian film. I'm mainly irritated by people who watch it and consider an accurate depiction, because it isn't.

I recall an interview I had read a while ago by some columnist:
"Say an Indian director travelled to New Orleans for a few months to film a movie about Jamal Martin, an impoverished African American who lost his home in Hurricane Katrina, who once had a promising basketball career, but who -- following a drive-by shooting -- now walks with a permanent limp, whose father is in jail for selling drugs, whose mother is addicted to crack cocaine, whose younger sister was killed by gang-violence, whose brother was arrested by corrupt cops, whose first born child has sickle cell anaemia, and so on. The movie would be widely panned and laughed out of theatres."

No, it would win an Emmy, star Morgan Freeman, and be called Rosy Meadow of Dreams or some shit.

[Astrolinium]

No one show Caspian the Ninth Doctor.

Caspian would be too busy freaking out over the fact that Jack's sexuality exists to pay attention to Nine.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

But honestly, if you want an edgy Mumbai film, watch Satya. That is a good Mumbai film.

Frankly, Slumdog is just a bad film about India. It isn't an Indian film. I'm mainly irritated by people who watch it and consider an accurate depiction, because it isn't.

I recall an interview I had read a while ago by some columnist:
"Say an Indian director travelled to New Orleans for a few months to film a movie about Jamal Martin, an impoverished African American who lost his home in Hurricane Katrina, who once had a promising basketball career, but who -- following a drive-by shooting -- now walks with a permanent limp, whose father is in jail for selling drugs, whose mother is addicted to crack cocaine, whose younger sister was killed by gang-violence, whose brother was arrested by corrupt cops, whose first born child has sickle cell anaemia, and so on. The movie would be widely panned and laughed out of theatres."

No, it would win an Oscar, star Will Smith, and be called Beautiful Dream Cascade or some shit.

That's idiocy.

In any case, one more bonus to Slumdog was the undubbed Hindi swearing at the beginning. Beautiful stuff, but the Americans in the theatre could not understand why I kept bursting out in laughter.

[Nationstatelandsville]

But honestly, if you want an edgy Mumbai film, watch Satya. That is a good Mumbai film.

Frankly, Slumdog is just a bad film about India. It isn't an Indian film. I'm mainly irritated by people who watch it and consider an accurate depiction, because it isn't.

I recall an interview I had read a while ago by some columnist:
"Say an Indian director travelled to New Orleans for a few months to film a movie about Jamal Martin, an impoverished African American who lost his home in Hurricane Katrina, who once had a promising basketball career, but who -- following a drive-by shooting -- now walks with a permanent limp, whose father is in jail for selling drugs, whose mother is addicted to crack cocaine, whose younger sister was killed by gang-violence, whose brother was arrested by corrupt cops, whose first born child has sickle cell anaemia, and so on. The movie would be widely panned and laughed out of theatres."

No, it would win an Emmy, star Morgan Freeman, and be called Rosy Meadow of Dreams or some shit.

Morgan Freeman plays sickle cell anemia.

[Astrolinium]

No, it would win an Emmy, star Morgan Freeman, and be called Rosy Meadow of Dreams or some shit.

Morgan Freeman plays sickle cell anemia.

And Samuel L. Jackson plays drive-by shooting.

[Condunum]

No one show Caspian the Ninth Doctor.

Speaking of the doctor, Matt will be leaving in Christmas.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Morgan Freeman plays sickle cell anemia.

And Samuel L. Jackson plays drive-by shooting.

This is totally in the Mumbai Tea Party franchise, by the way.

As a side story or some such.

[Astrolinium]

No one show Caspian the Ninth Doctor.

Speaking of the doctor, Matt will be leaving in Christmas.

That is extremely unlikely.

The Sun is not a reliable source of information regarding Doctor Who.

And Samuel L. Jackson plays drive-by shooting.

This is totally in the Mumbai Tea Party franchise, by the way.

As a side story or some such.

Mumbai Gumbo Party

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The Sun is not a reliable source of information

Better.

[Nationstatelandsville]

No one show Caspian the Ninth Doctor.

Speaking of the doctor, Matt will be leaving in Christmas.

I'm an American and I know not to trust The Sun.

And Samuel L. Jackson plays drive-by shooting.

This is totally in the Mumbai Tea Party franchise, by the way.

As a side story or some such.

"In order to save his wife, one man must kill her death."

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I'll have James show up, but I'm not expecting for him to be allowed to take part in the mission. That said, I would like a response to the text message and some sort of reaction to the bullet and note.

[Astrolinium]

Speaking of the doctor, Matt will be leaving in Christmas.

That is extremely unlikely.

The Sun is not a reliable source of information regarding Doctor Who.

This is totally in the Mumbai Tea Party franchise, by the way.

As a side story or some such.

Mumbai Gumbo Party

No, wait, better:

Mumbai Tea Party Goes To Popeye's

[Condunum]

Speaking of the doctor, Matt will be leaving in Christmas.

I'm an American and I know not to trust The Sun.

It was information I got from my friend, who considers Matt to be his favorite. Even though he had a huge man crush on David. I don't want to believe it either.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That is extremely unlikely.

The Sun is not a reliable source of information regarding Doctor Who.



Mumbai Gumbo Party

No, wait, better:

Mumbai Tea Party Goes To Popeye's

"We didn't actually write a script - we just locked Bruce Willis and a fat comedian in a Richmond Popeye's with a machete and Wayne laPierre's personal machine gun collection.

We have no idea why there was a monkey, but leading scientists currently theorize it was spontaneously generated by Ronald Reagan's ghost."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Speaking of tea, I actually get that shit hand delivered to my flat now instead of going outside by myself. My doctor actually forbade me to personally go get my tea, because that "tends to be extremely stressful and potentially dangerous". (Exact words)

Aliana's reaction was "How is getting tea a potentially lethal activity?"

Me: "India."

[Astrolinium]

I'm an American and I know not to trust The Sun.

It was information I got from my friend, who considers Matt to be his favorite. Even though he had a huge man crush on David. I don't want to believe it either.

Matt probably won't leave until the end of series 8 at the earliest.

No, wait, better:

Mumbai Tea Party Goes To Popeye's

"We didn't actually write a script - we just locked Bruce Willis and a fat comedian in a Richmond Popeye's with a machete and Wayne laPierre's personal machine gun collection.

We have no idea why there was a monkey, but leading scientists currently theorize it was spontaneously generated by Ronald Reagan's ghost."

"The dirty rice, however, was excellent."

[Olthar]

The Sun is not a reliable source of information regarding Doctor Who.

The Sun is not a reliable source of information

Better.

Speaking of the doctor, Matt will be leaving in Christmas.

I'm an American and I know not to trust The Sun.

At first I thought you were talking about the giant ball of gas in the sky.

[Nude East Ireland]

Speaking of tea, I actually get that shit hand delivered to my flat now instead of going outside by myself. My doctor actually forbade me to personally go get my tea, because that "tends to be extremely stressful and potentially dangerous". (Exact words)

Aliana's reaction was "How is getting tea a potentially lethal activity?"

Me: "India."

In order to get tea in India, a man must be waterboarded and mauled by a lion at the same time. Then he must not donate to the sperm bank for 24 hours. Once that is done, he must gently touch a cow with his teeth. Once the trials are complete, he receives some tea.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

The Sun is not a reliable source of information regarding Doctor Who.

Better.

I'm an American and I know not to trust The Sun.

At first I thought you were talking about the giant ball of gas in the sky.

Tricky bitch, that star.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Pick one of these two.

[Astrolinium]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Door_to_Hell

[Condunum]

Pick one of these two.

I'm too lazy to listen so I pick the second one for having a cooler name.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Pick one of these two.

I'm too lazy to listen so I pick the second one for having a cooler name.

That name just means "God, this guy..."

[Condunum]

I'm too lazy to listen so I pick the second one for having a cooler name.

That name just means "God, this guy..."

I now demand we use this one for what ever it's being used for.