Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Let me make this clear - in Megan's eyes, this is her granddaughter. Azazel has already ruined the lives of two of her children.

He. Will. Not. Live.

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

I've always pictured the Antichrist as male.

[Olthar]

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

A newborn infant is too young to understand the concept of "gender."

If you're asking for the sex of the baby, then I don't really care.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

Jesus was a dude. Make this one a girl.

Or, y'now, flip a coin. .

Oh! I get it! Make xir something inbetween. -Nods-

[Ende]

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

Gender is a useless term which means nothing - you mean sex, right?

Let me go find a quarter.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

Jesus was a dude. Make this one a girl.

Or, y'now, flip a coin. .

Oh! I get it! Make xir something inbetween. -Nods-

Make xir a chimera.

(nods)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

Gender is a useless term which means nothing - you mean sex, right?

Let me go find a quarter.

The Machine That Won The War.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Seriously, though, just flip a coin and don't tell us until it's born.

[Constaniana]

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

Male.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You may now decide. This choice is now in your hands.

What gender should the baby be?

I plan these things really well.

Male.

The more people who say male, the more I want it to be female.

[Ende]

Male.

The more people who say male, the more I want it to be female.

I'm leaning with male, because guys are easier to write.

Yes, that is probably not a good reason.

[Constaniana]

Male.

The more people who say male, the more I want it to be female.

That's nice.

[Olthar]

Male.

The more people who say male, the more I want it to be female.

You're the first one who said male.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The more people who say male, the more I want it to be female.

You're the first one who said male.

Exactly.

[Ende]

I choose Eldritch abomination.

No, I don't care if that's not actually an option.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

[Nationstatelandsville]

MSN's idea of a headline.

[Olthar]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

[Constaniana]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

I love how that page claims that The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are American contributions to the world.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

I love how that page claims that The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are American contributions to the world.

As far as Americans are concerned?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

I like South Africa's page.

"There is the occasional "yellow cab" type taxi, but most taxis are white minibuses. To hail one you stand on the corner with your index finger in the air, and you have developed nerves of steel from riding in them. If you have a car you will have used extremely foul language when a minibus taxi has stopped without warning, cut you off in traffic, or driven twice the speed limit past you. You know how in America they have "gang wars"? In South Africa you have "taxi wars". Yes, complete with machine guns and innocent bystanders getting killed."

This is true.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I like South Africa's page.

"There is the occasional "yellow cab" type taxi, but most taxis are white minibuses. To hail one you stand on the corner with your index finger in the air, and you have developed nerves of steel from riding in them. If you have a car you will have used extremely foul language when a minibus taxi has stopped without warning, cut you off in traffic, or driven twice the speed limit past you. You know how in America they have "gang wars"? In South Africa you have "taxi wars". Yes, complete with machine guns and innocent bystanders getting killed."

This is true.

Good god.

[Constaniana]

I love how that page claims that The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are American contributions to the world.

As far as Americans are concerned?

Much like the notion that the War of 1812 was a massive, glorious victory.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I like South Africa's page.

"There is the occasional "yellow cab" type taxi, but most taxis are white minibuses. To hail one you stand on the corner with your index finger in the air, and you have developed nerves of steel from riding in them. If you have a car you will have used extremely foul language when a minibus taxi has stopped without warning, cut you off in traffic, or driven twice the speed limit past you. You know how in America they have "gang wars"? In South Africa you have "taxi wars". Yes, complete with machine guns and innocent bystanders getting killed."

This is true.

I'm moving to South Africa, but will exclusively wear Iron Man armor for my own protection.

And also because Iron Man armor is awesome.

As far as Americans are concerned?

Much like the notion that the War of 1812 was a massive, glorious victory.

...Do you know anyone who thinks that? Like, anyone, at all?

All we know about the War of 1812 is that the White House burned down.

[Olthar]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

I like the contradiction of "learning foreign languages is pointless" and "foreign films should not be dubbed."

[Mavorpen]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

I like the contradiction of "learning foreign languages is pointless" and "foreign films should not be dubbed."

...You can just sub foreign films.