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AETEN II wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That's nice, Aeten.

You should make that the title of Arc 4, if it's ever made.

Also, I take offense at 'some extent'. I'm hilarious if you ditch needless things like morals and ethics.

And humor.

And a sense of timing.

AETEN II wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That's nice, Aeten.

You should make that the title of Arc 4, if it's ever made.

Also, I take offense at 'some extent'. I'm hilarious if you ditch needless things like morals and ethics.

When they say you're funny, they're not talking about your jokes, AETEN. .

Zark's last post reminded me yet again that I would like Izanagi to be a self-defense teacher.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

AETEN II wrote:You should make that the title of Arc 4, if it's ever made.

Also, I take offense at 'some extent'. I'm hilarious if you ditch needless things like morals and ethics.

And humor.

And a sense of timing.

Mostly the humour.

Yuzuki's a brostitute?

Seems legit. .

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

AETEN II wrote:You should make that the title of Arc 4, if it's ever made.

Also, I take offense at 'some extent'. I'm hilarious if you ditch needless things like morals and ethics.

And humor.

And a sense of timing.

Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.

AETEN II wrote:Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.

"The Sound of Music"
"Singing in the Rain"
I can't think of a joke for those. Plus they're almost too good to make a joke of.

AETEN II wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:And humor.

And a sense of timing.

Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.

"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"

"Because your dad's a whore."

"...He died a week ago."

"Of syphilis, I bet."

The Inritus Extraho wrote:

AETEN II wrote:Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.

"The Sound of Music"
"Singing in the Rain"
I can't think of a joke for those. Plus they're almost too good to make a joke of.

Did we watch the same Sound of Music?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

AETEN II wrote:Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.

"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"

"Because your dad's a whore."

"...He died a week ago."

"Of syphilis, I bet."

I'm sigging that.


Also, TIE, I said they were fair game. I didn't say it would be easy.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

The Inritus Extraho wrote:"The Sound of Music"
"Singing in the Rain"
I can't think of a joke for those. Plus they're almost too good to make a joke of.

Did we watch the same Sound of Music?

After a while I began cheering for the Nazis.

*glances at Rup's last post*

Oh really? Yuzuki forgot how she was hired then.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Did we watch the same Sound of Music?

After a while I began cheering for the Nazis.

While I did enjoy the movie, it's funny knowing how they likely all died horribly, seeing how they went into Germany to hide from the Germans.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Did we watch the same Sound of Music?

I'm a choir kid. I didn't watch it for a story... What ended up happening?
I need to go use Wikipedia.

The Inritus Extraho wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Did we watch the same Sound of Music?

I'm a choir kid. I didn't watch it for a story... What ended up happening?
I need to go use Wikipedia.

They fled Nazi Austria to escape the Nazis, and entered Nazi Germany. Somebody shoulda hired better writers.

AETEN II wrote:They fled Nazi Austria to escape the Nazis, and entered Nazi Germany. Somebody shoulda hired better writers.

That's... Wait, really?
Amend my point to "the music from 'The Sound of Music'", then.

Nightkill suggests I ask who would like to chat with Jacob so's I can introduce him into the story.

AETEN II wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After a while I began cheering for the Nazis.

While I did enjoy the movie, it's funny knowing how they likely all died horribly, seeing how they went into Germany to hide from the Germans.

IRL, they all survived...


...although it turns out that the Sound of Music, IRL, was not really a love story. The novice-turned-nanny didn't really love Christopher Plummer. She just married him to take care of the kids.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*glances at Rup's last post*

Oh really? Yuzuki forgot how she was hired then.

That was before she had the job and a reason not to get sex money.

Condunum wrote:Nightkill suggests I ask who would like to chat with Jacob so's I can introduce him into the story.

Walk into the auditorium, then strip.

Liriena wrote:

AETEN II wrote:While I did enjoy the movie, it's funny knowing how they likely all died horribly, seeing how they went into Germany to hide from the Germans.

IRL, they all survived...


...although it turns out that the Sound of Music, IRL, was not really a love story. The novice-turned-nanny didn't really love Christopher Plummer. She just married him to take care of the kids.

As far as the movie is concerned though, they should have and would have died. Whoever wrote that part was a dumbass who failed geography.

IRL, where did they flee? East I presume?

Mavorpen wrote:

Condunum wrote:Nightkill suggests I ask who would like to chat with Jacob so's I can introduce him into the story.

Walk into the auditorium, then strip.

He can't do that, he's not Yuzuki.

Condunum wrote:Nightkill suggests I ask who would like to chat with Jacob so's I can introduce him into the story.

I would if my character wasn't already speaking with AETEN's.

...That said, you could probably speak to both.

AETEN II wrote:

Liriena wrote:
IRL, they all survived...


...although it turns out that the Sound of Music, IRL, was not really a love story. The novice-turned-nanny didn't really love Christopher Plummer. She just married him to take care of the kids.

As far as the movie is concerned though, they should have and would have died. Whoever wrote that part was a dumbass who failed geography.

IRL, where did they flee? East I presume?

Italy.

Mavorpen wrote:

Condunum wrote:Nightkill suggests I ask who would like to chat with Jacob so's I can introduce him into the story.

Walk into the auditorium, then strip.

I'm actually thinking of doing this right now. Hand on, I'm going to write it out and see if it's any good.