Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Niiii-

Hey! Give me my throat back! I need that!

I'll reply in a bit.

I also might watch The Dark Knight Rises again so I can write Set properly.

Bane: SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT SHADOWS AND EVIL IN A HILARIOUS ACCENT!

Batman: (indecipherable growling about symbolism)

Bane: POINTLESSLY MORONIC PLOT TWIST! WE'RE SO GRITTY!

Batman: (more growling about justice)

[Liriena]

I'll reply in a bit.

I also might watch The Dark Knight Rises again so I can write Set properly.

Bane: SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT SHADOWS AND EVIL IN A HILARIOUS ACCENT!

Batman: (indecipherable growling about symbolism)

Bane: POINTLESSLY MORONIC PLOT TWIST! WE'RE SO GRITTY!

Batman: (more growling about justice)

(Fantine blows Bane's head off)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

For some reason, no insurance company in the world will offer you money for Crowley-related incidents.

[Individuality-ness]

For some reason, no insurance company in the world will offer you money for Crowley-related incidents.

I am not surprised.

[Mavorpen]

I wouldn't be surprised if Crowley allowed Eris into the school in exchange for sex.

[Liriena]

For some reason, no insurance company in the world will offer you money for Crowley-related incidents.

Crowley is above labor laws, and that includes insurance for insury while in the workplace.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I wouldn't be surprised if Crowley allowed Eris into the school in exchange for sex.

Are you kidding? That is exactly why he did.

How do you think Yuzuki has a job?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Eris should provide Gay Eric and his husband therapy.

[Liriena]

Eris should provide Gay Eric and his husband therapy.

"Conversion therapy" or "couples' therapy"?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

For some reason, no insurance company in the world will offer you money for Crowley-related incidents.

Crowley is above labor laws, and that includes insurance for insury while in the workplace.

I'm not sure exactly what legal system Crowley obeys.

I think that they'd end up having to take the case to some kind of court beyond the laws of reality to try him.

If they do, the Doctor would end up having to be the prosecutor.

[Mavorpen]

I wouldn't be surprised if Crowley allowed Eris into the school in exchange for sex.

Are you kidding? That is exactly why he did.

How do you think Yuzuki has a job?

"So, you've applied to be an English teacher. Do you know English?"

"What?"

"Perfect."

[Olthar]

Crowley is above labor laws, and that includes insurance for insury while in the workplace.

I'm not sure exactly what legal system Crowley obeys.

I think that they'd end up having to take the case to some kind of court beyond the laws of reality to try him.

If they do, the Doctor would end up having to be the prosecutor.

The Doctor gave up on Elfen High long ago. He doesn't come around these parts anymore.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Are you kidding? That is exactly why he did.

How do you think Yuzuki has a job?

"So, you've applied to be an English teacher. Do you know English?"

"What?"

"Perfect."

His hiring methods have been deemed unorthodox.

Many students find them efficient none the less.

[Astrolinium]

Eris should provide Gay Eric and his husband therapy.

They actually get up to pretty kinky stuff on their own... so this isn't too much of a leap. It was still pretty traumatic, though.

Crowley is above labor laws, and that includes insurance for insury while in the workplace.

I'm not sure exactly what legal system Crowley obeys.

I think that they'd end up having to take the case to some kind of court beyond the laws of reality to try him.

If they do, the Doctor would end up having to be the prosecutor.

Or the Valeyard. Unless you didn't mean that kind of Doctor.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"So, you've applied to be an English teacher. Do you know English?"

"What?"

"Perfect."

His hiring methods have been deemed unorthodox.

Many students find them efficient none the less.

"So, Lewis, before you start, let's discuss... benefits."

[Liriena]

[Mavorpen]

"So, you've applied to be an English teacher. Do you know English?"

"What?"

"Perfect."

His hiring methods have been deemed unorthodox.

Many students find them efficient none the less.

Of course. Everything has turned out relatively well.

Okay, I couldn't say that with a straight face.

[Liriena]

His hiring methods have been deemed unorthodox.

Many students find them efficient none the less.

Of course. Everything has turned out relatively well.

Okay, I couldn't say that with a straight face.

Oh, Marowit's first class is going to be fun.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Somewhere, Lewis is screaming.

[Erinkita]

Agg. Missed three pages. Well, at least it doesn't look like anything particularly important has happened.

[Mavorpen]

Agg. Missed three pages. Well, at least it doesn't look like anything particularly important has happened.

How dare you!? Gay sex in a locker followed by Eris scaring the shit out of the two men, followed by Crowley surprising them with random buttsex is of the utmost importance!

[Erinkita]

Agg. Missed three pages. Well, at least it doesn't look like anything particularly important has happened.

How dare you!? Gay sex in a locker followed by Eris scaring the shit out of the two men, followed by Crowley surprising them with random buttsex is of the utmost importance!

Of course. I apologise for my shameful display.

[Erinkita]

So Crowley, Eric, Parnell and Eris are outside the hall?

[Olthar]

So Crowley, Eric, Parnell and Eris are outside the hall?

And they're all naked.

[Mavorpen]

So Crowley, Eric, Parnell and Eris are outside the hall?

I have no clue where Crowley is. Hence why I just said that she appeared on his shoulder.