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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:40 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
The Inritus Extraho wrote:
Rupudska wrote:I should make an app for Kristina.

I read that as Krishna, at first.

As did I.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:45 am
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Inritus Extraho wrote:I read that as Krishna, at first.

As did I.


Same. :P.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:23 pm
by Olthar
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:When I start using American slang in my speech, my Indian friends criticise me for my bad English.

:lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:28 pm
by Agritum

I humbly call total bullshit on that.

Well, not so humbly.

But really, as long as we are in NATO, India can't do much to us.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:44 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
"He's coming, isn't he?" Leah asked him, looking at the starry yet stormy night. It was a beautiful night, but tinged with terror and caution all the same. In a way, that just made it even more beautiful.

Crowley sighed, sharpening a sword. "Yeah." he said quietly. "I sent Richard and Loki a message. I don't know when they will be able to get here though..." He looked at the storm outside. "In this time...in this place...what we have here is a twilight of the gods. I'm not sure if they can break through the magical storm quick enough...God fucking dammit." he swore.

Leah looked at Crowley sympathetically, but placed a hand on his shoulder. "We can survive this." she said simply. "We've been through trouble and we will keep getting through it. If we dedicate ourselves to us we can make it, I know this."

Crowley looked out at the storm. "Uriel is incomprehensibly powerful. I am not sure if we can get through this..." he said, sounding torn. Around them, the storm crackled and fizzed, smashing trees and huts.

But this would all regrow. Eventually, it would all regrow. Even this era was drawing to a close soon. Soon, what would begin? What the Hindus called Kali Yuga? Well, they claimed that was the worst era, but Crowley would call a pleasant bullshit on that. Things would get better, they always did. Even when darkness seemed overwhelming, there was light. Nobody could deny that.

But some Hindus said differently about Kali Yuga. They said it was not the worst era- it was the era in the cycle that had the most darkness. But it also had the most light.

It wasn't here yet though. Right now, it was just him and Leah here.

He looked up at the stars. "Sometimes I want to just get lost up there, you know?" he said. "Away from..." he gestured. "All of this."

"There will be time for that later." Leah reassured him, holding him closely, then she squealed a bit as Crowley picked her up by the wrist and they walked outside.

"There's a storm on, Aleister!" she scolded, giggling slightly even so as the rain fell around them. Crowley just laughed and began to hover in the air.

"You think this weather is strong?" he boasted as they skyrocketed into the air. "Just hold on and see what the fuck I can do."

They flew out into the stars...


A week later, Crowley lay in his bed, remembering the events of last night. He wasn't able to save her, he wasn't able to give more time...He had failed.

They had flown out into the stars, but then they had come back down to Earth.

"Fuck."

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:26 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:29 pm
by Agritum
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This guy is awesome.

:clap:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:29 pm
by Individuality-ness
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This guy is awesome.

Cool. Plus he made it public. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:36 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:36 pm
by Agritum

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:37 pm
by Astrolinium

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:38 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:40 pm
by Astrolinium

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:46 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
This is awesome, though somewhat scary.

The good thing is that I get to have this when it comes out for consumer use. Badass.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:25 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Because we talk about this often.

Once again, the American educational system does everything wrong.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:36 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because we talk about this often.

Once again, the American educational system does everything wrong.

India's education fucks up a lot of that as well, actually.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:39 pm
by Astrolinium
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because we talk about this often.

Once again, the American educational system does everything wrong.


That article combined with my mom walking up to me in the middle of reading it and yelling at me that I have ( :roll: ) to learn how to drive and get a car have left me in a very frustrated mood.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:41 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because we talk about this often.

Once again, the American educational system does everything wrong.


That article combined with my mom walking up to me in the middle of reading it and yelling at me that I have ( :roll: ) to learn how to drive and get a car have left me in a very frustrated mood.

You guys actually learn how to drive very early in the US.

I learned how to drive in my early 20s. There was never really a need for it.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:51 pm
by Individuality-ness
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This is awesome, though somewhat scary.

The good thing is that I get to have this when it comes out for consumer use. Badass.

:shock: Uh... that sounds scary.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:53 pm
by Olthar
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
That article combined with my mom walking up to me in the middle of reading it and yelling at me that I have ( :roll: ) to learn how to drive and get a car have left me in a very frustrated mood.

You guys actually learn how to drive very early in the US.

I learned how to drive in my early 20s. There was never really a need for it.

America is a very big place, and a lot of us live in suburbs (though I don't know if it's actually enough to qualify as "most"). Plus, our public transportation system is "BUT THAT'S SOCIALISM! In America, owning a car is very literally a necessity. *nods*

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:56 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You guys actually learn how to drive very early in the US.

I learned how to drive in my early 20s. There was never really a need for it.

America is a very big place, and a lot of us live in suburbs (though I don't know if it's actually enough to qualify as "most"). Plus, our public transportation system is "BUT THAT'S SOCIALISM! In America, owning a car is very literally a necessity. *nods*

I'm aware, I lived there. :p

Yeah, you guys have a very car-based culture. I rarely if ever drove myself though. I'm a horrible driver.

I would like to comment to the other unfortunate souls who have to share a street with me- Yes, I am aware you're honking and I also don't want to be doing what I'm doing. I don't want to be in that lane either.

Some of the shit I do when driving is just terrible. I feel like the other drivers look through their windows and expect to see a hundred year old blind dog who happens to be texting while masturbating, and they see this healthy grown man just trying his best. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:57 pm
by Liriena
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
That article combined with my mom walking up to me in the middle of reading it and yelling at me that I have ( :roll: ) to learn how to drive and get a car have left me in a very frustrated mood.

You guys actually learn how to drive very early in the US.

I learned how to drive in my early 20s. There was never really a need for it.


I learned last year...and it wasn't really life-changing. With so many crappy and dangerous drivers in this country of mine, I'd rather public transport.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:57 pm
by Individuality-ness
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:America is a very big place, and a lot of us live in suburbs (though I don't know if it's actually enough to qualify as "most"). Plus, our public transportation system is "BUT THAT'S SOCIALISM! In America, owning a car is very literally a necessity. *nods*

I'm aware, I lived there. :p

Yeah, you guys have a very car-based culture. I rarely if ever drove myself though. I'm a horrible driver.

I would like to comment to the other unfortunate souls who have to share a street with me- Yes, I am aware you're honking and I also don't want to be doing what I'm doing. I don't want to be in that lane either.

Some of the shit I do when driving is just terrible. I feel like the other drivers look through their windows and expect to see a hundred year old blind dog who happens to be texting while masturbating, and they see this healthy grown man just trying his best. :lol:

And I thought I was bad. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:59 pm
by Liriena
Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm aware, I lived there. :p

Yeah, you guys have a very car-based culture. I rarely if ever drove myself though. I'm a horrible driver.

I would like to comment to the other unfortunate souls who have to share a street with me- Yes, I am aware you're honking and I also don't want to be doing what I'm doing. I don't want to be in that lane either.

Some of the shit I do when driving is just terrible. I feel like the other drivers look through their windows and expect to see a hundred year old blind dog who happens to be texting while masturbating, and they see this healthy grown man just trying his best. :lol:

And I thought I was bad. :lol:


Same here. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:00 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Liriena wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:And I thought I was bad. :lol:


Same here. :lol:

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.