NATION

PASSWORD

Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

For all of your non-Nationstates related roleplaying needs!

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Zarkenis Ultima
P2TM RP Mentor
 
Posts: 42279
Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:16 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Damn. :P.

On the plus side, Erin. :D

Well, Erin is adorable.

"Cane Toad. Easily one of, if not the most hated creatures in Australia, particularly by Queenslanders. First introduced to try and destroy the cane beetles devastating sugar cane crops. Somehow, those introducing them didn't notice that the beetles lived up high and Cane Toads can't climb. They have poisonous glands as adults, and both their eggs and their tadpoles are also poisonous — some of the native crows have learned to flip adults over and eat their non-toxic guts out, though. One advert a while back features cane toads being used as golf balls by drunken Queenslanders. It was a beer ad, mind.
People who aren't drunk use cricket bats. They're also good for hockey practice.
Other methods include blowing them up with air pumps*, feeding them paracetamol (apparently it swells their insides) and running them over with any vehicle to hand.
Also, squirting them with Dettol (a strong antiseptic), which poisons them pretty quickly. The RSCPA recommends that people humanely kill them by capturing them and placing them in the freezer, but no sane Australian is going to do that.
Don't forget blowing them up with smuggled firecrackers in their mouths.
It's practically a national duty to swerve to run over as many of them as you can rather than dodge.
It's also a fun summer activity for anybody under the age of about 15, 'toad smacking' (or -bashing, or -killing, or simply 'toading') is practically a national children's pastime. Common weapons include: Cricket bats, golf clubs, broom handles with nails in them, cans of deodorant with cigarette lighters, tubs of salt, gumboots, bricks, other toads...
It helps, of course, that these things are very difficult to kill. Seriously, they make cockroaches look delicate.
As one can see from the above, Australians detest them. This is because, unlike the rest of the varied and (frankly) messed up native wildlife they were, as mentioned, introduced from South America and have proven themselves to be a right bunch of troublesome bastards since. Don't touch them with bare skin, but otherwise do whatever you like to them.
Interesting note: 102 Cane Toads were originally introduced into Australia. It's now estimated that there are over 200,000,000 in Australia.
A 9mm bullet to them toad's head, quick and humane, but one has to wonder if 200 million shells would be enough. Still..."


Holy fuck.
Hello! I'm a P2TM Mentor, if you need any help, send me a TG and I'll see what I can do!
P2TM Depot [Portal To The Multiverse Information Thread]
Member of adhouse

User avatar
AETEN II
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12949
Founded: Aug 31, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby AETEN II » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:47 pm

@ Erin, yes. Likely some trauma as well due to having the shock of losing it.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"

"Because your dad's a whore."

"...He died a week ago."

"Of syphilis, I bet."

Best Gif on the internet.

User avatar
Liriena
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 57659
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:57 pm

Ok...my debate with Menassa is too fun to quit now...

Good job, NSG...you just made debating a lot more entertaining than RP'ing and writing one-shots. :p
be gay do crime


I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
if you passed biology and know
gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

I disown most of my previous posts

User avatar
Ende
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7475
Founded: Jan 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Ende » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:11 pm

Liriena wrote:Ok...my debate with Menassa is too fun to quit now...

Good job, NSG...you just made debating a lot more entertaining than RP'ing and writing one-shots. :p

...Liri, internet debating is like masturbation, but more pathetic and humiliating, and at least masturbation feels like you're getting laid.

Internet debating just reinforces the fact that you won't.

User avatar
Liriena
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 57659
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:12 pm

Ende wrote:
Liriena wrote:Ok...my debate with Menassa is too fun to quit now...

Good job, NSG...you just made debating a lot more entertaining than RP'ing and writing one-shots. :p

...Liri, internet debating is like masturbation, but more pathetic and humiliating, and at least masturbation feels like you're getting laid.

Internet debating just reinforces the fact that you won't.


...I love you so much right now, you dick.
Last edited by Liriena on Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
be gay do crime


I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
if you passed biology and know
gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

I disown most of my previous posts

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:15 pm

Liriena wrote:
Ende wrote:...Liri, internet debating is like masturbation, but more pathetic and humiliating, and at least masturbation feels like you're getting laid.

Internet debating just reinforces the fact that you won't.


...I love you so much right now, you dick.

Masturbating often involves loving dicks.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Ende
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7475
Founded: Jan 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Ende » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:17 pm

Liriena wrote:
Ende wrote:...Liri, internet debating is like masturbation, but more pathetic and humiliating, and at least masturbation feels like you're getting laid.

Internet debating just reinforces the fact that you won't.

...I love you so much right now, you dick.

Also, I do occasionally internet debate, because it is a bit like masturbation, and I know I'm never getting laid, so I'm not exactly blaming you that much. :p

User avatar
Liriena
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 57659
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:19 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Liriena wrote:
...I love you so much right now, you dick.

Masturbating often involves loving dicks.


*muffled by dick* Bwaaaat?
be gay do crime


I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
if you passed biology and know
gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

I disown most of my previous posts

User avatar
Liriena
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 57659
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:52 pm

Did I just murder the thread?

Also, I'm doing another one-shot...fur zee lulz.
Last edited by Liriena on Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.
be gay do crime


I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
if you passed biology and know
gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

I disown most of my previous posts

User avatar
Zarkenis Ultima
P2TM RP Mentor
 
Posts: 42279
Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:53 pm

Liriena wrote:Did I just murder the thread?

Also, I'm doing another one-shot...fur zee lulz.


Meh. There's just not a lot of people on right now. Or they just don't have much to say.

Also, yay.
Hello! I'm a P2TM Mentor, if you need any help, send me a TG and I'll see what I can do!
P2TM Depot [Portal To The Multiverse Information Thread]
Member of adhouse

User avatar
Liriena
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 57659
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:55 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Liriena wrote:Did I just murder the thread?

Also, I'm doing another one-shot...fur zee lulz.


Meh. There's just not a lot of people on right now. Or they just don't have much to say.

Also, yay.


Your enthusiasm is exhilarating. :p
be gay do crime


I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
if you passed biology and know
gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

I disown most of my previous posts

User avatar
Zarkenis Ultima
P2TM RP Mentor
 
Posts: 42279
Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:57 pm

Liriena wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Meh. There's just not a lot of people on right now. Or they just don't have much to say.

Also, yay.


Your enthusiasm is exhilarating. :p


Lulz. I'm glad I guess. :P.
Hello! I'm a P2TM Mentor, if you need any help, send me a TG and I'll see what I can do!
P2TM Depot [Portal To The Multiverse Information Thread]
Member of adhouse

User avatar
Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:58 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Liriena wrote:Did I just murder the thread?

Also, I'm doing another one-shot...fur zee lulz.


Meh. There's just not a lot of people on right now. Or they just don't have much to say.

Also, yay.

I'm busy making a map of a truck stop.
The Second Cataclysm: My New RP

Roll Them Bones: A Guide to Dice RPs

My mommy says I'm special.
Add 37 to my post count for my previous nation.

Copy and paste this into your signature if you're a unique and special individual who won't conform to another person's demands.

User avatar
Zarkenis Ultima
P2TM RP Mentor
 
Posts: 42279
Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:59 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Meh. There's just not a lot of people on right now. Or they just don't have much to say.

Also, yay.

I'm busy making a map of a truck stop.


...0.o
Hello! I'm a P2TM Mentor, if you need any help, send me a TG and I'll see what I can do!
P2TM Depot [Portal To The Multiverse Information Thread]
Member of adhouse

User avatar
Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:00 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm busy making a map of a truck stop.


...0.o

You should watch out for the bounty hunters when you go there.
The Second Cataclysm: My New RP

Roll Them Bones: A Guide to Dice RPs

My mommy says I'm special.
Add 37 to my post count for my previous nation.

Copy and paste this into your signature if you're a unique and special individual who won't conform to another person's demands.

User avatar
Zarkenis Ultima
P2TM RP Mentor
 
Posts: 42279
Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:01 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
...0.o

You should watch out for the bounty hunters when you go there.


...
...
...

0.o
Hello! I'm a P2TM Mentor, if you need any help, send me a TG and I'll see what I can do!
P2TM Depot [Portal To The Multiverse Information Thread]
Member of adhouse

User avatar
Liriena
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 57659
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:01 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Meh. There's just not a lot of people on right now. Or they just don't have much to say.

Also, yay.

I'm busy making a map of a truck stop.


Ah, yes...truck stop.
Image
Last edited by Liriena on Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
be gay do crime


I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
if you passed biology and know
gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

I disown most of my previous posts

User avatar
Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:03 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:You should watch out for the bounty hunters when you go there.


...
...
...

0.o

They make the best bacon-flavored pancakes this side of the Rockies, though.


The truck stop employees, I mean, not the bounty hunters. I doubt bounty hunters do much cooking.
The Second Cataclysm: My New RP

Roll Them Bones: A Guide to Dice RPs

My mommy says I'm special.
Add 37 to my post count for my previous nation.

Copy and paste this into your signature if you're a unique and special individual who won't conform to another person's demands.

User avatar
Zarkenis Ultima
P2TM RP Mentor
 
Posts: 42279
Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:04 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
...
...
...

0.o

They make the best bacon-flavored pancakes this side of the Rockies, though.


The truck stop employees, I mean, not the bounty hunters. I doubt bounty hunters do much cooking.


-Blink-

Yeah, I'm just gonna go sleep. Night everybody.
Hello! I'm a P2TM Mentor, if you need any help, send me a TG and I'll see what I can do!
P2TM Depot [Portal To The Multiverse Information Thread]
Member of adhouse

User avatar
Liriena
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 57659
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:05 pm

Nighty night, Zark! :hug:
be gay do crime


I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
if you passed biology and know
gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

I disown most of my previous posts

User avatar
Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:05 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Olthar wrote:They make the best bacon-flavored pancakes this side of the Rockies, though.


The truck stop employees, I mean, not the bounty hunters. I doubt bounty hunters do much cooking.


-Blink-

Yeah, I'm just gonna go sleep. Night everybody.

Goodnight. :hug:
The Second Cataclysm: My New RP

Roll Them Bones: A Guide to Dice RPs

My mommy says I'm special.
Add 37 to my post count for my previous nation.

Copy and paste this into your signature if you're a unique and special individual who won't conform to another person's demands.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25111
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:27 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Awesome and, if Cracked is to be believed, scary as fuck sometimes. -Nods-

Australia is made up of dangerous creatures that can utterly destroy you.

And those are the humans.

An Australian has to fight off poisonous man-eating trees and flying Satan Dragon bears that can punch through solid steel every time he wants to go take a piss in the bushes.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:49 am

My Kindle's racist - I clicked on the word "marid" to find out what it meant and it gave me "Mary - the virgin mother of Jesus Christ..."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:50 am

If I'm frank, nothing important would have happened in that fight.

This is better.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25111
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:57 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:If I'm frank, nothing important would have happened in that fight.

This is better.

It gets it over with.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Portal to the Multiverse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Asardia, Plzen

Advertisement

Remove ads