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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:56 pm
by Individuality-ness
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:So about Olthar and Indi having sex.

*whacks you with a textbook of shame*

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:56 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Ende wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:We're better than that....

Okay, I find it hard to keep a straight face.

In all seriousness, that was a joke. TET is like condensed stupid in a can.

We're more condensed perverted and odd - but that's not necessarily stupid.

All of my stupid jokes are rather smart.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:56 pm
by Olthar
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:So about Olthar and Indi having sex.

If you buy the plane tickets for me or her, then sure.

You can't watch, though.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:56 pm
by Mavorpen
Ende wrote:In all seriousness, I hope we can jump back on the "not batshit insane" track for Arc 3. Just a bit.

Not that it's going to happen, but enh, I can dream!

Niiight, Ende's trying to predict endings again. D:

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:57 pm
by Ende
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:So about Olthar and Indi having sex.

Look, just because you're never going to have sex doesn't need you need to be jealous and talk about it all the time. :p

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:57 pm
by Individuality-ness
Ende wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:We're better than that....

Okay, I find it hard to keep a straight face.

In all seriousness, that was a joke. TET is like condensed stupid in a can.

We're more condensed perverted and odd - but that's not necessarily stupid.

I know. Hence, we're slightly better.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:57 pm
by Olthar
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ende wrote:In all seriousness, I hope we can jump back on the "not batshit insane" track for Arc 3. Just a bit.

Not that it's going to happen, but enh, I can dream!

..."Batshit insane" is the fun part.

Ditto. EH is better when nothing, not even itself, takes it seriously.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:58 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:..."Batshit insane" is the fun part.

Ditto. EH is better when nothing, not even itself, takes it seriously.

All of our plot twists are handled with an air of "can you fucking believe these idiots".

The only thing I think should be done seriously is Uriel. Because he's a scary man.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:59 pm
by Ende
Mavorpen wrote:
Ende wrote:In all seriousness, I hope we can jump back on the "not batshit insane" track for Arc 3. Just a bit.

Not that it's going to happen, but enh, I can dream!

Niiight, Ende's trying to predict endings again. D:

Okay, watch this: Kronos is one of the antagonists for the next arc, and he'll be done in by D and Ganesh working together to kill him.

I chose this because it's ridiculous and absurd, which means that it's probably going to happen. :p

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:59 pm
by Olthar
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:Ditto. EH is better when nothing, not even itself, takes it seriously.

All of our plot twists are handled with an air of "can you fucking believe these idiots".

The only thing I think should be done seriously is Uriel. Because he's a scary man.

Ditto again. Uriel? Serious. Literally everything else? More crazy than the offspring of Looney Tunes and Animaniacs on cocaine.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:59 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Ende wrote:In all seriousness, I hope we can jump back on the "not batshit insane" track for Arc 3. Just a bit.

Not that it's going to happen, but enh, I can dream!

Arc 3 will be a grand scale conclusion to this rp and be amazing, heartwarming and tearjerking.

It will also be layered with sex jokes and "Fuck you all so much".

Except Uriel and Leviathan, who are both absolutely serious.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:00 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
Constaniana wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote: by Hardened Pyrokinetics ยป Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:55 pm

You can't watch, ye pervert.

Individuality-ness wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:So about Olthar and Indi having sex.

*whacks you with a textbook of shame*

Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:So about Olthar and Indi having sex.

If you buy the plane tickets for me or her, then sure.

You can't watch, though.

Ende wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:So about Olthar and Indi having sex.

Look, just because you're never going to have sex doesn't need you need to be jealous and talk about it all the time. :p

This is the most attention I've ever received. <'3

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:00 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Ende wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Niiight, Ende's trying to predict endings again. D:

Okay, watch this: Kronos is one of the antagonists for the next arc, and he'll be done in by D and Ganesh working together to kill him.

I chose this because it's ridiculous and absurd, which means that it's probably going to happen. :p


...That's meh, frankly.

In context, this means that I can see it happening.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:00 pm
by Mavorpen
Ende wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Niiight, Ende's trying to predict endings again. D:

Okay, watch this: Kronos is one of the antagonists for the next arc, and he'll be done in by D and Ganesh working together to kill him.

I chose this because it's ridiculous and absurd, which means that it's probably going to happen. :p

When Azazel dies, Typhon emerges from his asshole and joins forces with Kronos.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:01 pm
by Olthar
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You can't watch, ye pervert.

Individuality-ness wrote:*whacks you with a textbook of shame*

Olthar wrote:If you buy the plane tickets for me or her, then sure.

You can't watch, though.

Ende wrote:Look, just because you're never going to have sex doesn't need you need to be jealous and talk about it all the time. :p

This is the most attention I've ever received. <'3

Soo, about those plane tickets...

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:01 pm
by Ende
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:snip

Are you one of those people who got socially destroyed as a kid and never quite recovered and now resorts to doing anything for attention?

Not that I mind, and not that I think you're that, and not that it's necessarily bad - I'm just wondering.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:02 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Oh yes, one more thing.

Kittens. Kittens will be taken dead seriously next arc. Kittens, in fact, will be the most serious thing ever. Kittens are just absolutely serious business.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:02 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Ende wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:snip

Are you one of those people who got socially destroyed as a kid and never quite recovered and now resorts to doing anything for attention?

Not that I mind, and not that I think you're that, and not that it's necessarily bad - I'm just wondering.

Ende. Shut the fuck up.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:03 pm
by Individuality-ness
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh yes, one more thing.

Kittens. Kittens will be taken dead seriously next arc. Kittens, in fact, will be the most serious thing ever. Kittens are just absolutely serious business.

We're going to see James kill more kittens, aren't we?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:03 pm
by Constaniana
Ende wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Niiight, Ende's trying to predict endings again. D:

Okay, watch this: Kronos is one of the antagonists for the next arc, and he'll be done in by D and Ganesh working together to kill him.

I chose this because it's ridiculous and absurd, which means that it's probably going to happen. :p

Nonsense, it'll be Dunefiend boring the big bad to death with a lecture on the history of golf in Peru. *nods*

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:03 pm
by Mavorpen
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh yes, one more thing.

Kittens. Kittens will be taken dead seriously next arc. Kittens, in fact, will be the most serious thing ever. Kittens are just absolutely serious business.

Mavorpen wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I was using hyperbole- you can still send ideas.

But I will often fuck them up utterly and show no sympathy whatsoever.

Eris revives the kitten that was defamed by James and turns it into a giant cat beast that shoots lasers and tortures James for the rest of his life.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:04 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Mavorpen wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh yes, one more thing.

Kittens. Kittens will be taken dead seriously next arc. Kittens, in fact, will be the most serious thing ever. Kittens are just absolutely serious business.

Mavorpen wrote:Eris revives the kitten that was defamed by James and turns it into a giant cat beast that shoots lasers and tortures James for the rest of his life.


...

Elfen High. -Shrug-

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:05 pm
by Mavorpen
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:...

Elfen High. -Shrug-

It's serious and batshit insane at the same time.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:05 pm
by Astrolinium
Reposting app so that I still have access to editing it.

Name: Caspian Lawrence
Age (Actual): 17 or 67, depending on how you count it. At any rate, he was born on March 23rd, 1963.
Age (Appears): 17
Race: Human
Appearance: Here is Picture
Powergrid/Powers:
INT: 3
STR: 3
SPD: 4
DUR: 4
FS: 2
CHR: 4
Powers:
Lvl. 2 Temporal Bullshit - Not really a power per se (not yet, at least), but he tends to randomly shift throughout time, and not always forward, either. Oh, and he doesn't visibly age anymore.
Weaknesses: Well, he's mostly a pretty normal human. And he's allergic to shellfish.
Personality: Absolutely bonkers. Zany. Insane. Random. He leaps from one thought to the next without much of a logical connection and is fond of parenthetical asides. He talks over peoples' heads whenever humanly possible, and likes to be active. He can't sit still, and he loves to run and jump and fool about and play tricks and wear silly hats. His favorite feeling in the world is also knowing more than anyone else in the room, even if he's not actually the most intelligent.
History: Caspian was born nearly 70 years ago in Chiswick, to perfectly normal, mundane parents, who just happened to be decently wealthy. He went to a fairly normal (and completely fictional, I hope) boarding school by the name of St. Pettigrew's Academy for Boys, where he had a fairly normal life (for someone in boarding school), and started to grow up. Everything was so perfectly normal that it was absolutely sickening. Totally and utterly normal, not a thing out of place. He got mostly top marks, with a little room for improvement. Took Latin and Ancient Greek, excelled in Phys Ed, smoked pot now and then in the bathroom with some mates. He had a girlfriend, learned to drive, and fooled around with his schoolmates (in both senses of the phrase - it was an all-boys boarding school, after all). He was a footballer, and he also loved cricket.
He also liked to pick on the younger students, harassing them with "pop quizzy-poos" in the hallway that they couldn't possibly know the answer to, and then embarrassing them and making them feel bad about themselves when they couldn't answer correctly. Also, having literally grown up with the show, he loved the fuck out of Doctor Who. His Doctor was Four.
Then, at 17, he was on a plane flight over the Bermuda Triangle when it crashed - the plane, not the Bermuda Triangle. When he woke up, it was 50 years later. He hadn't aged a day. His parents were dead, and he was sent to Elfen High because reasons.
RP Sample: Penis...~

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:06 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics
Heading for a walk, be back later.