Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Individuality-ness]

October 31st, 2019

"Alright, I'll admit, the party was fun." Christopher admitted, standing outside of a large house. The party was still going on inside, but he was getting tired and tipsy - Not a good combination when one has to drive across the city. "Wish I could stay longer, but I gotta get home. Justin said he'd be calling tonight anyway before having to head out."

He waved his friends goodbye, got into his car, and drove off towards the apartment he and Justin shared. He took shortcuts only a University student trying not to get pulled over would know, and arrived just fifteen minutes later. He shuffled inside quietly, not wanting to disturb the other tenants of the building on his way up, got inside, and made his way into his room where he proceeded to change into sweatpants, t-shirt, and housecoat.

Sitting down at his computer and pulling on his headphones, he decided to play games and watch YouTube videos while he waited for the Skype call from the ISSR, waited as time clicked by and the date changed to November 1st.

It was for that reason alone that he didn't hear the lock being picked, the door slowly swinging open, the assassin walking lightly through the apartment and retrieving a knife from the kitchen. He didn't notice the intruder until a hand clamped itself around his mouth firmly, and the cold steel slid into his neck. Mercifully, he did not feel as the blade slowly sliced along his neck, as his head rolled off the stump and onto his keyboard to stare dead-eyed at the monster that had intruded upon his home.

The monster he, in another universe, had created.

Fuckit, here's the one-shot, hopefully you guys can come up with a good title.

I'm probably going to end up making the title.

You should be running right now.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Loki did not teleport in, Nat. Unless my memory fucked up again. He merely teleported the others in.

Secondly, the fight between Damien and James can't happen because the souls cannot leave the dragon and it would be a pretty stupid move.

[Olthar]

October 31st, 2019

"Alright, I'll admit, the party was fun." Christopher admitted, standing outside of a large house. The party was still going on inside, but he was getting tired and tipsy - Not a good combination when one has to drive across the city. "Wish I could stay longer, but I gotta get home. Justin said he'd be calling tonight anyway before having to head out."

He waved his friends goodbye, got into his car, and drove off towards the apartment he and Justin shared. He took shortcuts only a University student trying not to get pulled over would know, and arrived just fifteen minutes later. He shuffled inside quietly, not wanting to disturb the other tenants of the building on his way up, got inside, and made his way into his room where he proceeded to change into sweatpants, t-shirt, and housecoat.

Sitting down at his computer and pulling on his headphones, he decided to play games and watch YouTube videos while he waited for the Skype call from the ISSR, waited as time clicked by and the date changed to November 1st.

It was for that reason alone that he didn't hear the lock being picked, the door slowly swinging open, the assassin walking lightly through the apartment and retrieving a knife from the kitchen. He didn't notice the intruder until a hand clamped itself around his mouth firmly, and the cold steel slid into his neck. Mercifully, he did not feel as the blade slowly sliced along his neck, as his head rolled off the stump and onto his keyboard to stare dead-eyed at the monster that had intruded upon his home.

The monster he, in another universe, had created.

Fuckit, here's the one-shot, hopefully you guys can come up with a good title.

How do you cut someone's head off with a kitchen knife?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Loki did not teleport in, Nat. Unless my memory fucked up again. He merely teleported the others in.

Secondly, the fight between Damien and James can't happen because the souls cannot leave the dragon and it would be a pretty stupid move.

I could have read it wrong, but come on - Loki stabbings.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

October 31st, 2019

"Alright, I'll admit, the party was fun." Christopher admitted, standing outside of a large house. The party was still going on inside, but he was getting tired and tipsy - Not a good combination when one has to drive across the city. "Wish I could stay longer, but I gotta get home. Justin said he'd be calling tonight anyway before having to head out."

He waved his friends goodbye, got into his car, and drove off towards the apartment he and Justin shared. He took shortcuts only a University student trying not to get pulled over would know, and arrived just fifteen minutes later. He shuffled inside quietly, not wanting to disturb the other tenants of the building on his way up, got inside, and made his way into his room where he proceeded to change into sweatpants, t-shirt, and housecoat.

Sitting down at his computer and pulling on his headphones, he decided to play games and watch YouTube videos while he waited for the Skype call from the ISSR, waited as time clicked by and the date changed to November 1st.

It was for that reason alone that he didn't hear the lock being picked, the door slowly swinging open, the assassin walking lightly through the apartment and retrieving a knife from the kitchen. He didn't notice the intruder until a hand clamped itself around his mouth firmly, and the cold steel slid into his neck. Mercifully, he did not feel as the blade slowly sliced along his neck, as his head rolled off the stump and onto his keyboard to stare dead-eyed at the monster that had intruded upon his home.

The monster he, in another universe, had created.

Fuckit, here's the one-shot, hopefully you guys can come up with a good title.

How do you cut someone's head off with a kitchen knife?

With surprising ease, believe it or not.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Loki did not teleport in, Nat. Unless my memory fucked up again. He merely teleported the others in.

Secondly, the fight between Damien and James can't happen because the souls cannot leave the dragon and it would be a pretty stupid move.

I could have read it wrong, but come on - Loki stabbings.

Eh, sure.

[Nationstatelandsville]

How do you cut someone's head off with a kitchen knife?

With surprising ease, believe it or not.

...Please never explain this and I will choose to believe you know this because of your studies.

[AETEN II]

October 31st, 2019

"Alright, I'll admit, the party was fun." Christopher admitted, standing outside of a large house. The party was still going on inside, but he was getting tired and tipsy - Not a good combination when one has to drive across the city. "Wish I could stay longer, but I gotta get home. Justin said he'd be calling tonight anyway before having to head out."

He waved his friends goodbye, got into his car, and drove off towards the apartment he and Justin shared. He took shortcuts only a University student trying not to get pulled over would know, and arrived just fifteen minutes later. He shuffled inside quietly, not wanting to disturb the other tenants of the building on his way up, got inside, and made his way into his room where he proceeded to change into sweatpants, t-shirt, and housecoat.

Sitting down at his computer and pulling on his headphones, he decided to play games and watch YouTube videos while he waited for the Skype call from the ISSR, waited as time clicked by and the date changed to November 1st.

It was for that reason alone that he didn't hear the lock being picked, the door slowly swinging open, the assassin walking lightly through the apartment and retrieving a knife from the kitchen. He didn't notice the intruder until a hand clamped itself around his mouth firmly, and the cold steel slid into his neck. Mercifully, he did not feel as the blade slowly sliced along his neck, as his head rolled off the stump and onto his keyboard to stare dead-eyed at the monster that had intruded upon his home.

The monster he, in another universe, had created.

Fuckit, here's the one-shot, hopefully you guys can come up with a good title.

How do you cut someone's head off with a kitchen knife?

I could do it fairly easy. Well, given a minute, a butcher knife, and a lot of sawing. The only problem would be the tendons, and the connective muscles along the spine would be a bitch to saw through. Also, you'd want to cut in between the vertebrae, as sawing through bone with a non-combat knife would be a fucking pain in the ass.

[Olthar]

How do you cut someone's head off with a kitchen knife?

With surprising ease, believe it or not.

...I'm not going to ask how you know this...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

With surprising ease, believe it or not.

...Please never explain this and I will choose to believe you know this because of your studies.

Well, in a sense. During my earlier years in university, Indian university, I was doing a bit of the social sciences and I interviewed a few jailed serial killers for a psychology assignment.

Then I also learned it during medical studies, so it's less disturbing than that post made it seem.

[Ende]

Yes, I know you're a fundamentally better person.

You don't have to go and rub it in.

There's nothing "fundamental" about it.

It depends on which definition you're using.

[AETEN II]

...Please never explain this and I will choose to believe you know this because of your studies.

Well, in a sense. During my earlier years in university, Indian university, I was doing a bit of the social sciences and I interviewed a few jailed serial killers for a psychology assignment.

Then I also learned it during medical studies, so it's less disturbing than that post made it seem.

Like I said, the only annoying stuff would be tendons and the muscles- or the vertebrae if you're retarded and cut from the front and not the back. Flesh and veins are easy to slice through with just about any sharp object.

Although I'd prefer less blood and thus evidence and simply smack them hard on the base of the neck. You can survive stabbings, even having your neck sliced open (obviously not decapitation, point being it's excessive). Severing of the brain stem? Goodnight.

And holy shit what the fuck did I just type?

[Astrolinium]

And holy shit what the fuck did I just type?

This.

This should be the subtitle for Arc 3.

[AETEN II]

And holy shit what the fuck did I just type?

This.

This should be the subtitle for Arc 3.

Was I accidentally useful again?


I demand royalties.

[Ende]

Well, in a sense. During my earlier years in university, Indian university, I was doing a bit of the social sciences and I interviewed a few jailed serial killers for a psychology assignment.

Then I also learned it during medical studies, so it's less disturbing than that post made it seem.

Like I said, the only annoying stuff would be tendons and the muscles- or the vertebrae if you're retarded and cut from the front and not the back. Flesh and veins are easy to slice through with just about any sharp object.

Although I'd prefer less blood and thus evidence and simply smack them hard on the base of the neck. You can survive stabbings, even having your neck sliced open (obviously not decapitation, point being it's excessive). Severing of the brain stem? Goodnight.

And holy shit what the fuck did I just type?

It's okay, AETEN. The human brain is a messed up place.

Once, I explained to a girl, in vivid and complete detail, the best way to kill somebody in the most efficient way possible with leaving the least possible evidence and how to dispose of the body. And when I say "vivid and complete detail", I mean, "vivid and complete detail".

But on the other hand, she asked.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Like I said, the only annoying stuff would be tendons and the muscles- or the vertebrae if you're retarded and cut from the front and not the back. Flesh and veins are easy to slice through with just about any sharp object.

Although I'd prefer less blood and thus evidence and simply smack them hard on the base of the neck. You can survive stabbings, even having your neck sliced open (obviously not decapitation, point being it's excessive). Severing of the brain stem? Goodnight.

And holy shit what the fuck did I just type?

It's okay, AETEN. The human brain is a messed up place.

Once, I explained to a girl, in vivid and complete detail, the best way to kill somebody in the most efficient way possible with leaving the least possible evidence and how to dispose of the body. And when I say "vivid and complete detail", I mean, "vivid and complete detail".

But on the other hand, she asked.

I would ask how you know this, but Texas.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Like I said, the only annoying stuff would be tendons and the muscles- or the vertebrae if you're retarded and cut from the front and not the back. Flesh and veins are easy to slice through with just about any sharp object.

Although I'd prefer less blood and thus evidence and simply smack them hard on the base of the neck. You can survive stabbings, even having your neck sliced open (obviously not decapitation, point being it's excessive). Severing of the brain stem? Goodnight.

And holy shit what the fuck did I just type?

It's okay, AETEN. The human brain is a messed up place.

Once, I explained to a girl, in vivid and complete detail, the best way to kill somebody in the most efficient way possible with leaving the least possible evidence and how to dispose of the body. And when I say "vivid and complete detail", I mean, "vivid and complete detail".

But on the other hand, she asked.

...Please never explain this and I will choose to believe you know this because of your studies.

Well, in a sense. During my earlier years in university, Indian university, I was doing a bit of the social sciences and I interviewed a few jailed serial killers for a psychology assignment.

Then I also learned it during medical studies, so it's less disturbing than that post made it seem.

This is also why Ende and Aeten amuse me rather than anything else with these posts.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's okay, AETEN. The human brain is a messed up place.

Once, I explained to a girl, in vivid and complete detail, the best way to kill somebody in the most efficient way possible with leaving the least possible evidence and how to dispose of the body. And when I say "vivid and complete detail", I mean, "vivid and complete detail".

But on the other hand, she asked.

Well, in a sense. During my earlier years in university, Indian university, I was doing a bit of the social sciences and I interviewed a few jailed serial killers for a psychology assignment.

Then I also learned it during medical studies, so it's less disturbing than that post made it seem.

This is also why Ende and Aeten amuse me rather than anything else with these posts.

These two scare the shit out of me.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Still waiting on title suggestions for the one-shot...

[Nationstatelandsville]

Still waiting on title suggestions for the one-shot...

"Surrealism Sucks"

[AETEN II]

Like I said, the only annoying stuff would be tendons and the muscles- or the vertebrae if you're retarded and cut from the front and not the back. Flesh and veins are easy to slice through with just about any sharp object.

Although I'd prefer less blood and thus evidence and simply smack them hard on the base of the neck. You can survive stabbings, even having your neck sliced open (obviously not decapitation, point being it's excessive). Severing of the brain stem? Goodnight.

And holy shit what the fuck did I just type?

It's okay, AETEN. The human brain is a messed up place.

Once, I explained to a girl, in vivid and complete detail, the best way to kill somebody in the most efficient way possible with leaving the least possible evidence and how to dispose of the body. And when I say "vivid and complete detail", I mean, "vivid and complete detail".

But on the other hand, she asked.

The best way to kill someone is to chuck them into a volcano. But because most of us don't live in Hawaii, it's a bit harder than that.

Although the easier way is to just obtain one of the numerous untraceable poisons. Clean, quick, and untraceable to anyone, and thus no case.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is also why Ende and Aeten amuse me rather than anything else with these posts.

These two scare the shit out of me.

They amuse me. This guy scared me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's okay, AETEN. The human brain is a messed up place.

Once, I explained to a girl, in vivid and complete detail, the best way to kill somebody in the most efficient way possible with leaving the least possible evidence and how to dispose of the body. And when I say "vivid and complete detail", I mean, "vivid and complete detail".

But on the other hand, she asked.

The best way to kill someone is to chuck them into a volcano. But because most of us don't live in Hawaii, it's a bit harder than that.

Although the easier way is to just obtain one of the numerous untraceable poisons. Clean, quick, and untraceable to anyone, and thus no case.

Someone could survive being thrown into a Hawaiian volcano.

I mean, barely.

[Olthar]

This is also why Ende and Aeten amuse me rather than anything else with these posts.

These two scare the shit out of me.

You and me both.

[Nationstatelandsville]

These two scare the shit out of me.

They amuse me. This guy scared me.

"Murderpedia".