Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Olthar]

"Girls?" Is that what he calls prepubescent boys?

Does this look like a paedophile to you?

Yes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Hey Khan, what you up to?"

"I'm going to grab a train in a bit, yourself?"

"Oh, I'm just doing some experiments. Liquid nitrogen is the best thing."

"...How the fuck did you get that?"

"Oh, you know. People."

Then he hangs up and I stare at my phone. Then I realise he was using Hindi in the entire conversation.

I have no fucking idea if he was trolling me or not, but the man is insane and this would be one of his saner actions.

Because, I cannot stress this enough, he is insane.

[Olthar]

I have no fucking idea if he was trolling me or not, but the man is insane and this would be one of his saner actions.

Because, I cannot stress this enough, he is insane.

He sounds awesome.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Girls?" Is that what he calls prepubescent boys?

Does this look like a paedophile to you?

Seriously, they have made themselves an amazing punchline.

Of course, coming from a family of Glasgow Rangers fans, mocking Catholics really should be second nature to me, as well as Irishmen. I'm fine with the latter, but I've been getting a bit relaxed about mocking the Catholics.

Because the people who have survived famines, the IRA, and leprechauns are so scared of a fake Scot.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have no fucking idea if he was trolling me or not, but the man is insane and this would be one of his saner actions.

Because, I cannot stress this enough, he is insane.

He sounds awesome.

He builds drones for fun.

The drones lack any weapons (thank God for small mercies), but I cannot stress the fact that this is one of his pet hobbies.

And in his own words "I live in Texas, so I can probably end up getting weapons on these if I wanted. Texas is fun like that."

So now I live in mild fear.

[Nationstatelandsville]

He sounds awesome.

He builds drones for fun.

The drones lack any weapons (thank God for small mercies), but I cannot stress the fact that this is one of his pet hobbies.

And in his own words "I live in Texas, so I can probably end up getting weapons on these if I wanted. Texas is fun like that."

So now I live in mild fear.

The big robot plane in the air is weapon enough.

What the fuck does he for a living?

[Olthar]

He sounds awesome.

He builds drones for fun.

The drones lack any weapons (thank God for small mercies), but I cannot stress the fact that this is one of his pet hobbies.

And in his own words "I live in Texas, so I can probably end up getting weapons on these if I wanted. Texas is fun like that."

So now I live in mild fear.

You need to get him to join NS so he can be in EH Arc 3.

[Constaniana]

Does this look like a paedophile to you?

Of course, coming from a family of Glasgow Rangers fans, mocking Catholics really should be second nature to me, as well as Irishmen. I'm fine with the latter, but I've been getting a bit relaxed about mocking the Catholics.

Because the people who have survived famines, the IRA, and leprechauns are so scared of a fake Scot.

Because the person with an almost entirely Scottish side from his mother is a fake Scot.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He builds drones for fun.

The drones lack any weapons (thank God for small mercies), but I cannot stress the fact that this is one of his pet hobbies.

And in his own words "I live in Texas, so I can probably end up getting weapons on these if I wanted. Texas is fun like that."

So now I live in mild fear.

The big robot plane in the air is weapon enough.

What the fuck does he for a living?

Software engineer, former soldier and he plays the stock market.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Because the people who have survived famines, the IRA, and leprechauns are so scared of a fake Scot.

Because the person with an almost entirely Scottish side from his mother is a fake Scot.

You're a Virginian now.

The big robot plane in the air is weapon enough.

What the fuck does he for a living?

Software engineer, former soldier and he plays the stock market.

Because, you know, the best way to engineer software is with liquid nitrogen.

[Olthar]

Software engineer, former soldier and he plays the stock market.

Because, you know, the best way to engineer software is with liquid nitrogen.

It can help prevent the CPU from overheating. *nods*

[Constaniana]

Because the person with an almost entirely Scottish side from his mother is a fake Scot.

You're a Virginian now.

Because living in Virginia forbids me from liking Glasgow Rangers.

[Olthar]

You're a Virginian now.

Because living in Virginia forbids me from liking Glasgow Rangers.

Yes. It's international law.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're a Virginian now.

Because living in Virginia forbids me from liking Glasgow Rangers.

Yes.

As a Virginian, the only hobbies you can have are roadkill hunting and incest.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because the person with an almost entirely Scottish side from his mother is a fake Scot.

You're a Virginian now.

Software engineer, former soldier and he plays the stock market.

Because, you know, the best way to engineer software is with liquid nitrogen.

As I said- he's insane.

I will remind you again that he speaks Hindi nearly as well as I do and he learned it maybe in a month. I'm staring at him baffled while he goes "Well, see, I just had to get the grammar structure down, then I memorized a few vocab dictionaries (my note: fucking insane), then I watched a couple of movies and I think I got it down."

And I'm thinking to myself "I must have relapsed on meth. No, on every single drug."

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're a Virginian now.


Because, you know, the best way to engineer software is with liquid nitrogen.

As I said- he's insane.

I will remind you again that he speaks Hindi nearly as well as I do and he learned it maybe in a month. I'm staring at him baffled while he goes "Well, see, I just had to get the grammar structure down, then I memorized a few vocab dictionaries (my note: fucking insane), then I watched a couple of movies and I think I got it down."

And I'm thinking to myself "I must have relapsed on meth. No, on every single drug."

Night.

Your brother-in-law is Mycroft.

Alternatively, a serial killer. Or Mark Gatiss. Who knows?

[Olthar]

You're a Virginian now.


Because, you know, the best way to engineer software is with liquid nitrogen.

As I said- he's insane.

I will remind you again that he speaks Hindi nearly as well as I do and he learned it maybe in a month. I'm staring at him baffled while he goes "Well, see, I just had to get the grammar structure down, then I memorized a few vocab dictionaries (my note: fucking insane), then I watched a couple of movies and I think I got it down."

And I'm thinking to myself "I must have relapsed on meth. No, on every single drug."

I wish I was more like him.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

As I said- he's insane.

I will remind you again that he speaks Hindi nearly as well as I do and he learned it maybe in a month. I'm staring at him baffled while he goes "Well, see, I just had to get the grammar structure down, then I memorized a few vocab dictionaries (my note: fucking insane), then I watched a couple of movies and I think I got it down."

And I'm thinking to myself "I must have relapsed on meth. No, on every single drug."

Night.

Your brother-in-law is Mycroft.

Alternatively, a serial killer. Or Mark Gatiss. Who knows?

I am from Mumbai.

I believe this man is unreal.

[Constaniana]

Because living in Virginia forbids me from liking Glasgow Rangers.

Yes.

As a Virginian, the only hobbies you can have are roadkill hunting and incest.

You're thinking of West Virginia. Well, you left out the coal mining and moonshine for them, but I'll forgive your Pennsylvanian ignorance.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Snoop Dogg writes reggae now.

...Holy hell.

Yes.

As a Virginian, the only hobbies you can have are roadkill hunting and incest.

You're thinking of West Virginia. Well, you left out the coal mining and moonshine for them, but I'll forgive your Pennsylvanian ignorance.

Oh, I'm sorry - I meant lynching and incest.

Night.

Your brother-in-law is Mycroft.

Alternatively, a serial killer. Or Mark Gatiss. Who knows?

I am from Mumbai.

I believe this man is unreal.

Well, now I'm crying blood.

[Constaniana]

Night.

Your brother-in-law is Mycroft.

Alternatively, a serial killer. Or Mark Gatiss. Who knows?

I am from Mumbai.

I believe this man is unreal.

He is the man the Old Spice Man could smell like if he stopped using lady-scented body wash.

[AETEN II]

I have no fucking idea if he was trolling me or not, but the man is insane and this would be one of his saner actions.

Because, I cannot stress this enough, he is insane.

I know a guy on youtube who got fed up with his Xbox 360 overheating, so he set up a tank of liquid nitrogen and a pump system that pumped the stuff through several tubes in his xbox, especially by his disc drive. He is a hero of the people.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I have no fucking idea if he was trolling me or not, but the man is insane and this would be one of his saner actions.

Because, I cannot stress this enough, he is insane.

I know a guy on youtube who got fed up with his Xbox 360 overheating, so he set up a tank of liquid nitrogen and a pump system that pumped the stuff through several tubes in his xbox, especially by his disc drive. He is a hero of the people.

But it's liquid nitrogen. Don't fuck with that shit.

[Constaniana]

Snoop Dogg writes reggae now.

...Holy hell.

You're thinking of West Virginia. Well, you left out the coal mining and moonshine for them, but I'll forgive your Pennsylvanian ignorance.

Oh, I'm sorry - I meant lynching and incest.

I am from Mumbai.

I believe this man is unreal.

Well, now I'm crying blood.

Snoop Lion's old news by now.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Snoop Dogg writes reggae now.

...Holy hell.

You're thinking of West Virginia. Well, you left out the coal mining and moonshine for them, but I'll forgive your Pennsylvanian ignorance.

Oh, I'm sorry - I meant lynching and incest.

I am from Mumbai.

I believe this man is unreal.

Well, now I'm crying blood.

Every day, say a prayer and thank every god that exists that you're still alive.