Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

That which is left of it after D rends apart its basic atomic structure.

Richard's corpse could be a very dangerous weapon, in the wrong hands.

Announcer: "Gentlemen, choose your weapons!"
Gladiator 1: "I'll take this giant axe. Heh, there's no way you can win."
Gladiator 2: "So you say now, but you haven't seen my weapon yet."
Gladiator 1: "Like it'll make a difference?"
Gladiator 2: "I'm going with...an old man's corpse!"
Gladiator 1: "Oh god no!"
Gladiator 1 drops his weapon and runs away while Gladiator 2 tries beating him to death with a chunk of rotting meat.

You know what I mean.

Just think what Sanchez would do with Richard's DNA. Hell, think what D might do.

[Olthar]

Announcer: "Gentlemen, choose your weapons!"
Gladiator 1: "I'll take this giant axe. Heh, there's no way you can win."
Gladiator 2: "So you say now, but you haven't seen my weapon yet."
Gladiator 1: "Like it'll make a difference?"
Gladiator 2: "I'm going with...an old man's corpse!"
Gladiator 1: "Oh god no!"
Gladiator 1 drops his weapon and runs away while Gladiator 2 tries beating him to death with a chunk of rotting meat.

You know what I mean.

Just think what Sanchez would do with Richard's DNA. Hell, think what D might do.

Meh. Real scientists would simply genetically engineer superpowered DNA instead of stealing it from a dead guy.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You know what I mean.

Just think what Sanchez would do with Richard's DNA. Hell, think what D might do.

Meh. Real scientists would simply genetically engineer superpowered DNA instead of stealing it from a dead guy.

As I went to great pains to show, it's not real DNA. It's something else, something made of materials that defy human knowledge of physics. D, who's one of the smartest people alive, can't even figure out what one of the nucleotides is - not even to the degree of naming it.

Yes, I did this specifically so that Jojo couldn't get his hands on any god DNA without D's help. I'm a petty bastard.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

So I decided to look up the Narayanastra.

Azazel is so fucked.

[Olthar]

Meh. Real scientists would simply genetically engineer superpowered DNA instead of stealing it from a dead guy.

As I went to great pains to show, it's not real DNA. It's something else, something made of materials that defy human knowledge of physics. D, who's one of the smartest people alive, can't even figure out what one of the nucleotides is - not even to the degree of naming it.

Yes, I did this specifically so that Jojo couldn't get his hands on any god DNA without D's help. I'm a petty bastard.

Richard is a god? Were you supposed to reveal that bit of information?

And Jojo doesn't care about god DNA. He prefers robots and magitech. D can go play with his little bio-dolls as much as he wants. Jojo has bigger fish to fry.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So I decided to look up the Narayanastra.

Azazel is so fucked.

I'm not copying it exactly, for obvious reasons. Otherwise the sword would be an utter game breaker.

For these purposes it is merely a sentient sword on par with that of Gram and able to fire energy blasts.

[Olthar]

Speaking of overpowered and utterly boring deus ex swords, has the fourth one made an appearance yet?

[Nationstatelandsville]

As I went to great pains to show, it's not real DNA. It's something else, something made of materials that defy human knowledge of physics. D, who's one of the smartest people alive, can't even figure out what one of the nucleotides is - not even to the degree of naming it.

Yes, I did this specifically so that Jojo couldn't get his hands on any god DNA without D's help. I'm a petty bastard.

Richard is a god? Were you supposed to reveal that bit of information?

And Jojo doesn't care about god DNA. He prefers robots and magitech. D can go play with his little bio-dolls as much as he wants. Jojo has bigger fish to fry.

Wasn't it obvious that Richard's something?

But a god? I can't even tell you for sure if he's a proper god or something else. He's certainly stronger than the others.

So I decided to look up the Narayanastra.

Azazel is so fucked.

This man conquered Hell and killed Richard with a flimsy dagger.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(finds list of astras)

(smiles wickedly)

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

(finds list of astras)

(smiles wickedly)

Turns out Night is nerfing the sword.

It should still have the built-in power setting on the energy blasts though, including how to turn it off, because that would be hilariously awesome.

[Olthar]

Richard is a god? Were you supposed to reveal that bit of information?

And Jojo doesn't care about god DNA. He prefers robots and magitech. D can go play with his little bio-dolls as much as he wants. Jojo has bigger fish to fry.

Wasn't it obvious that Richard's something?

But a god? I can't even tell you for sure if he's a proper god or something else. He's certainly stronger than the others.

Then I don't really see what the problem here is. If god DNA is so hard to figure out that D stares blankly at it, baffled beyond belief, then what's the problem if someone gets their hands on the DNA of someone who is beyond even that? No one is going to figure out jack shit, and it'll never get used. It'd be like giving a caveman a nuclear missile. He's just going to see it as a giant metal rock that sit around doing nothing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If I took these myths all literally, word to word and didn't nerf anything, you'd just go up to Shiva and piss him off. Then the whole universe dies when he opens his third eye.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(finds list of astras)

(smiles wickedly)

Turns out Night is nerfing the sword.

It should still have the built-in power setting on the energy blasts though, including how to turn it off, because that would be hilariously awesome.

I meant the astras in general.

"Indrastra - would bring about a 'storm' of arrows from the sky".

Wiki, I love you.

Wasn't it obvious that Richard's something?

But a god? I can't even tell you for sure if he's a proper god or something else. He's certainly stronger than the others.

Then I don't really see what the problem here is. If god DNA is so hard to figure out that D stares blankly at it, baffled beyond belief, then what's the problem if someone gets their hands on the DNA of someone who is beyond even that? No one is going to figure out jack shit, and it'll never get used. It'd be like giving a caveman a nuclear missile. He's just going to see it as a giant metal rock that sit around doing nothing.

Paranoia on D's part - it's been very well established that he trusts no one but himself.

Besides, we'll probably use it at some point. Right now, it's just a dormant Chekhov's Gun.

[Mavorpen]

If I took these myths all literally, word to word and didn't nerf anything, you'd just go up to Shiva and piss him off. Then the whole universe dies when he opens his third eye.

If only Tien was that useful.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

If I took these myths all literally, word to word and didn't nerf anything, you'd just go up to Shiva and piss him off. Then the whole universe dies when he opens his third eye.

Fine.

Can the energy blasts still get enhanced by the douchebaggery of the target? Please?

[Olthar]

If I took these myths all literally, word to word and didn't nerf anything, you'd just go up to Shiva and piss him off. Then the whole universe dies when he opens his third eye.

There are plenty of gods and other beings just as powerful as that, if not more so. Indians aren't the only ones with fuck-off overpowered gods.

Then I don't really see what the problem here is. If god DNA is so hard to figure out that D stares blankly at it, baffled beyond belief, then what's the problem if someone gets their hands on the DNA of someone who is beyond even that? No one is going to figure out jack shit, and it'll never get used. It'd be like giving a caveman a nuclear missile. He's just going to see it as a giant metal rock that sit around doing nothing.

Paranoia on D's part - it's been very well established that he trusts no one but himself.

Besides, we'll probably use it at some point. Right now, it's just a dormant Chekhov's Gun.

*shrug*

[Nationstatelandsville]

If I took these myths all literally, word to word and didn't nerf anything, you'd just go up to Shiva and piss him off. Then the whole universe dies when he opens his third eye.

There are plenty of gods and other beings just as powerful as that, if not more so. Indians aren't the only ones with fuck-off overpowered gods.

Paranoia on D's part - it's been very well established that he trusts no one but himself.

Besides, we'll probably use it at some point. Right now, it's just a dormant Chekhov's Gun.

*shrug*

I've got some basic ideas where I might take this, but right now it's just cool world-building.

Besides, what if Richard became a zombie? No one would survive.

[Olthar]

Speaking of overpowered and utterly boring deus ex swords, has the fourth one made an appearance yet?

Was this question missed or ignored? I am curious about it...

[Nationstatelandsville]

Speaking of overpowered and utterly boring deus ex swords, has the fourth one made an appearance yet?

Was this question missed or ignored? I am curious about it...

Thus far, I believe, it's just Gram, Excalibur, and Narayanastra.

The fourth one will probably never be mentioned again.

[Nude East Ireland]

Speaking of overpowered and utterly boring deus ex swords, has the fourth one made an appearance yet?

Was this question missed or ignored? I am curious about it...

It's my penis, and it makes an appearance every Thursday at 6:00 PM on Fox.

[Constaniana]

If I took these myths all literally, word to word and didn't nerf anything, you'd just go up to Shiva and piss him off. Then the whole universe dies when he opens his third eye.

If only Tien was that useful.

Poor sod, he even went to all the bother of training on King Kai's planet.

[Olthar]

If only Tien was that useful.

Poor sod, he even went to all the bother of training on King Kai's planet.

Everyone who's not a Sayian got a totally raw deal in DBZ. So many forgotten characters...

[Constaniana]

Poor sod, he even went to all the bother of training on King Kai's planet.

Everyone who's not a Sayian got a totally raw deal in DBZ. So many forgotten characters...

Except for Piccolo, he managed to kick ass and take names until after the Cell fight, and he still contributed in Season 8, which is more than any other non-Saiyan can say.

[Olthar]

Everyone who's not a Sayian got a totally raw deal in DBZ. So many forgotten characters...

Except for Piccolo, he managed to kick ass and take names until after the Cell fight, and he still contributed in Season 8, which is more than any other non-Saiyan can say.

Nah, he was still pretty useless. The only significant things he did in that entire 276 episode series was kill Raditz (and Goku) and force Freiza to his final transformation. That's really it. Sure, he's better than most being that he at least accomplished something, but he was still completely wasted.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Everyone who's not a Sayian got a totally raw deal in DBZ. So many forgotten characters...

Except for Piccolo, he managed to kick ass and take names until after the Cell fight, and he still contributed in Season 8, which is more than any other non-Saiyan can say.

That's because he's fucking Piccolo - the guy DBZ didn't have the balls to be about.