Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

This conversation is over.

No, continue. This is hilarious to watch.

It's also entirely inappropriate, even for Elfen High.

Besides, Astro is insufferable when he's like this.

I think he meant that counting Ende as a woman is an insult to women. -Nods-

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?

(chomps on cigar)

Nothing, sweet-cheeks, just get back to the laundry.

The laundry has been done hours ago dear.

Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

[Constaniana]

Or even better, these eagles.

What.

@AETEN: True that.

That's hardly the strangest beastie in the series. Keep in mind this is the universe where Charles Darwin discovered how to create genetically modified animals along with evolution, and Great Britain's mightiest airship is a flying whale with its own internal ecosystem.

Yes.

What Yellow-Teeth said.

I have quite good dental care. Far better than whatever you Amish folk have, at least.

[Olthar]

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?


The laundry has been done hours ago dear.

Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

Most women these days have lesbian sex with me. *nods*

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'm actually guessing that it's around 6-7 inches because homosexual men actually have larger "sonics", according to science, and the average is around 5-6 inches in length.

Science!

It's always over nine thousand.

And wait, really people? And we got to this topic how?

...Science. -Nods-

@Indi: -Shrug-

@Nat: Lol.

@Con: ...What.

[Astrolinium]

No, continue. This is hilarious to watch.

It's also entirely inappropriate, even for Elfen High.

Besides, Astro is insufferable when he's like this.

It could be worse.

[Individuality-ness]

The laundry has been done hours ago dear.

Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

We do whatever you guys do.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

It's also entirely inappropriate, even for Elfen High.

Besides, Astro is insufferable when he's like this.

It could be worse.

You could be a Prinny.

[Olthar]

Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

We do whatever you guys do.

Guys don't have lesbian sex with me, so no.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

We do whatever you guys do.

...Nothing productive?

*High-five*

[Nationstatelandsville]

What.

@AETEN: True that.

That's hardly the strangest beastie in the series. Keep in mind this is the universe where Charles Darwin discovered how to create genetically modified animals along with evolution, and Great Britain's mightiest airship is a flying whale with its own internal ecosystem.

What Yellow-Teeth said.

I have quite good dental care. Far better than whatever you Amish folk have, at least.

Mules.

We have mules.

Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

We do whatever you guys do.

Moonshine?

It's also entirely inappropriate, even for Elfen High.

Besides, Astro is insufferable when he's like this.

It could be worse.

True, it could be Khan.

[Constaniana]

No, continue. This is hilarious to watch.

It's also entirely inappropriate, even for Elfen High.

Besides, Astro is insufferable when he's like this.

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?


The laundry has been done hours ago dear.

Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

They still make sandwiches, don't they?

[Individuality-ness]

We do whatever you guys do.

Guys don't have lesbian sex with me, so no.

But they have sex with women. *nod*

...Nothing productive?

*High-five*

Exactly. *high-fives back*

Moonshine?

SHH!

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's also entirely inappropriate, even for Elfen High.

Besides, Astro is insufferable when he's like this.


Well, shit.

I guess... I don't know, vote? Whatever women do anymore.

They still make sandwiches, don't they?

Yes, but, like, for themselves.

Bunch of cows.

[Astrolinium]

It could be worse.

You could be a Prinny.

A what?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Guys don't have lesbian sex with me, so no.

But they have sex with women. *nod*

...Nothing productive?

*High-five*

Exactly. *high-fives back*

Moonshine?

SHH!

No, no, sometimes they have sex with men too. -Nods-

And

@Astro: Don't ask.

[Olthar]

Guys don't have lesbian sex with me, so no.

But they have sex with women. *nod*

There's a difference between "have sex with women" and "have lesbian sex with me." The key word there is the "me" part. *nods*

[Individuality-ness]

But they have sex with women. *nod*

There's a difference between "have sex with women" and "have lesbian sex with me." The key word there is the "me" part. *nods*

Good point.

[Ende]

I think he meant that counting Ende as a woman is an insult to women. -Nods-

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?

I can explain that, actually.

See, insults are based on what society values. And for the last couple thousand years or so, society has valued physical strength and power, because, really, until recently, strength was really damn important and that decided a lot of things. Men, biologically, are stronger than woman (and no this isn't a fucking stereotype or a generalization and yes I know there are exceptions) and because our culture places value on strength, being seen as touchy-feely or sensitive or not society's ideal of "manly" is seen as "weak", hence why "being female" is an insult. In fact, if you look at a lot of insults, it shows - "pussy", "cunt", "bitch" and etcetera.

Society is gradually leaving this, though, because being strong isn't quite as useful as it used to be. So yeah, there you go.

[Constaniana]

That's hardly the strangest beastie in the series. Keep in mind this is the universe where Charles Darwin discovered how to create genetically modified animals along with evolution, and Great Britain's mightiest airship is a flying whale with its own internal ecosystem.

I have quite good dental care. Far better than whatever you Amish folk have, at least.

Mules.

We have mules.

So you have a mule kick your teeth out whenever they start to hurt?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?

I can explain that, actually.

See, insults are based on what society values. And for the last couple thousand years or so, society has valued physical strength and power, because, really, until recently, strength was really damn important and that decided a lot of things. Men, biologically, are stronger than woman (and no this isn't a fucking stereotype or a generalization and yes I know there are exceptions) and because our culture places value on strength, being seen as touchy-feely or sensitive or not society's ideal of "manly" is seen as "weak", hence why "being female" is an insult. In fact, if you look at a lot of insults, it shows - "pussy", "cunt", "bitch" and etcetera.

Society is gradually leaving this, though, because being strong isn't quite as useful as it used to be. So yeah, there you go.

You just stole Khan's rant from yesterday.

[Olthar]

There's a difference between "have sex with women" and "have lesbian sex with me." The key word there is the "me" part. *nods*

Good point.

So, how about it, then?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?

I can explain that, actually.

See, insults are based on what society values. And for the last couple thousand years or so, society has valued physical strength and power, because, really, until recently, strength was really damn important and that decided a lot of things. Men, biologically, are stronger than woman (and no this isn't a fucking stereotype or a generalization and yes I know there are exceptions) and because our culture places value on strength, being seen as touchy-feely or sensitive or not society's ideal of "manly" is seen as "weak", hence why "being female" is an insult. In fact, if you look at a lot of insults, it shows - "pussy", "cunt", "bitch" and etcetera.

Society is gradually leaving this, though, because being strong isn't quite as useful as it used to be. So yeah, there you go.

We are adopting new insults.

For example, Texan.

[Individuality-ness]

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?

I can explain that, actually.

See, insults are based on what society values. And for the last couple thousand years or so, society has valued physical strength and power, because, really, until recently, strength was really damn important and that decided a lot of things. Men, biologically, are stronger than woman (and no this isn't a fucking stereotype or a generalization and yes I know there are exceptions) and because our culture places value on strength, being seen as touchy-feely or sensitive or not society's ideal of "manly" is seen as "weak", hence why "being female" is an insult. In fact, if you look at a lot of insults, it shows - "pussy", "cunt", "bitch" and etcetera.

Society is gradually leaving this, though, because being strong isn't quite as useful as it used to be. So yeah, there you go.

I wish it wasn't like that. I don't see how being too "feminine" for a male or being too "masculine" as a female compared to societal "standards" is an insult. But that's my feminism speaking.

[Constaniana]

It's always over nine thousand.

And wait, really people? And we got to this topic how?

...Science. -Nods-

@Indi: -Shrug-

@Nat: Lol.

@Con: ...What.

Oh, and the Germans have things like this.

[Astrolinium]

I can explain that, actually.

See, insults are based on what society values. And for the last couple thousand years or so, society has valued physical strength and power, because, really, until recently, strength was really damn important and that decided a lot of things. Men, biologically, are stronger than woman (and no this isn't a fucking stereotype or a generalization and yes I know there are exceptions) and because our culture places value on strength, being seen as touchy-feely or sensitive or not society's ideal of "manly" is seen as "weak", hence why "being female" is an insult. In fact, if you look at a lot of insults, it shows - "pussy", "cunt", "bitch" and etcetera.

Society is gradually leaving this, though, because being strong isn't quite as useful as it used to be. So yeah, there you go.

I wish it wasn't like that. I don't see how being too "feminine" for a male or being too "masculine" as a female compared to societal "standards" is an insult. But that's my feminism speaking.

Society likes bland, tasteless, dry gender rolls that have been separated into neat little piles.